A/N: Well Chapter two is when the superstars start a dating game...oh boy...anyways enjoy and R&R please!
"Oh! I have an idea!!" Shawn interrupted the silence
"An Idea? Here we go" Kelly said quietly
"So we have 2 couples here right?!" Shawn began
"Good Job Shawn!" Hunter clapped his hands which made the two divas laugh
"SHUT UP HUNTER!" Shawn said "Anyway no offence but these two couples are...BORRRINGGGGG"
Kelly, John. Maria and Jeff all looked at eachother "I dont think we're boring" Jeff said quietly
"He wasn't referring to you and Maria..." Chris began "He was talking about ME and Maria"
"Jericho there is no WE! There is you and there's me but NOOO WE!!!" Maria said
"Techniacally we are...dare I say we are a Posse!" Shawn said
"A Posse?" John asked
"YES! We're always together as a group..." Shawn said "BUTTTT WE NEED TT SHAKE THINGS UP!!!"
"Why do we need to shake things up?" Maria asked
"Cause like I said these so called "couples" we have are too boring!" Shawn said
"What are you saying Shawn??" Kelly asked suddenlty intrigued by Shawn
"I think we should...should have a dating game!!" Shawn beamed
"A WHAT?" Hunter asked
"Dating Game. Hunter and I will pair you guys up with other superstars and divas so you can see what it's like"
Shawn said
"Actually its not a stupid idea" Jeff said
" I'd do it" Maria said
"REALLY?" Shawn asked
" I've got nothing better to go" John said as Kelly nodded
"AWSEOME! HUNTER! COME WITH ME WE NEED TO SET THESE PEOPLE UP!!"
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"What if I get matched with someone dumb?" Kelly asked John
"You Won't Babe" He said reasurringly
"Answer this...Who would you want to get paired with?" Kelly asked him
John suddenly felt nervous and didn't know how to answer his girlfriend's question
"Ummm well....It really dosen't matter" He chuckled nervously
She raised an eyebrow at him "John?"
"Honestly? Well I mean Mick-Candice!" He caught himself
"Oh Candice is cool...WAIT! You were going to say Mickie weren't you?" Kelly eyed him
"NO! PSHHHH NO WAY!" John tried to avoid eye contact with Kelly
"Hold on! Out of all the divas in the wwe you would want to go out with MICKIE?" Kelly was shocked
"I said Candice! But you know Mickie is like the hottest....." John quickly realized what he said
"Mickie? HOT? HOTTEST? But...you said I was the hottest" Kelly moved away from John
"No Baby! You are the HOTTEST! It was an accident" He tried to pull her in but she moved away
"John you NEVER say things unless there on your mind" Kelly got up to leave
"KELLY! PLEASE COME ON! WHY ARE YOU SO JEALOUS?" John yelled
"ME JEALOUS? WELL MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE THAT WAY IF YOU DECIDED WHAT YOU WANTED"
Kelly screamed back and left the locker room
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"Hmm Do you see Jeff with Tiffany or Natalya?" Hunter asked
"Neither I already paired Jeff up" Shawn said
"Okayyy with who?" Hunter asked Shawn
" Vickie" Shawn said
"GUERRERO?" Hunter's voiced raised
"Who else? I wanna see how it works" Shawn laughed
"Okay what about Cena?" Hunter pondered
"Mickie" Shawn said
"Are you gonna hook everyone up with who they hate most?" Hunter questioned
"Yep thats why Maria is going out with Jericho" Shawn said
"Lemme guess...Kelly and Orton?" Hunter said
"For sure"
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"I dont even know what I did wrong Jeff!" John confided in him
"Hmmm I dunno maybe you called her mortal enemy hotter then her!!" Jeff said
"JOHN FELIX ANTHONY CENA YOU DID NOT CALL MICKIE JAMES HOTTER THEN KELLY?"
Maria walked into the locker room and hit John on the head
"How do you know?" John asked rubbing the spot Maria hit him
"Obviously Kelly told me!" Maria said
"I didnt mean it! Clearly Kelly is hotter then Mickie" John said
"Then tell her that cause she's really upset!" Maria said
"HEY HEY EVERYONE!! WE'VE PICKED YOUR DATES!!!!" Hunter and Shawn ran in
with Kelly, Jeff and Chris following them
"Okay then" Jeff said
"Look Kel. Im sorry" John went to her
Kelly ignored him and continued looking away from him
"First pairing....Jeff and Vickie" Shawn announed
Jeff, who was drinking a can of pepsi, made a choking sound then spit it all up
"V-V-VICKIE?"
"Nice choice guys" Chris snorted
"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU PAIR ME WITH VICKIE?" Jeff grabbed Shawn's collar and shook him
"Cause I thought.....I dunno it would be funny" Hunter laughed
"Have you 2 seen my paycheck? I CANT afford to take that woman to dinner!!" Jeff said
"Ill lend you some money" John offered
"IT STILL WONT BE ENOUGH!" Jeff was desperate
"Anyways" Hunter rolled eyes " Maria and Chris"
"Oh Jesus" Maria said as Chris got a smirk on his face
"Kelly and Randy" Shawn said
Kelly just nodded trying to ignore John's pleading look"Whats going on with you two?" Chris asked John
"Nothing." Kelly said flatly
"John and Mickie" Shawn finished
John made a loud groaning noise
"Nice one Shawn" Maria said sarcastically as Kelly got up to leave
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"Kelly! Would you slow down?!" Maria panted trying to keep up with her best friend
"THEN QUIT FOLLOWING ME!" Maria could hear the break in Kelly's voice.
"Aww Hunny are you crying?" Maria ran up to Kelly.
Kelly fiercly brushed her tears away and tried to move at a faster pace.
"KELLY!" Maria shouted.
"What do you want Maria?" Kelly asked
"I want you to calm down and talk to me." Maria was desperate by this point.
"Okay you want me to talk Maria? Fine the love of my life...I found out thinks that the queen Bitch is the
best looking diva...and I CLEARLY can't compare to her" Kelly ran off into the locker room leaving Maria
Confused and not knowing how to fix this problem.
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"I hate you" John said throwing daggers at Shawn with his eyes,
"Eeeee Why?" Shawn frowned.
"Cause you paired me with MICKIE" He said resisting the urge to pin Shawn to a wall.
"Look man...Just talk to Kelly" Hunter told him for what seemed like the 100th time
"Its not that simple...She's not talking to me!" John whined
"I wonder why?" Shawn said sarcastically.
"Great..I have a date with MICKIE JAMES!" John yelled a little louder into Shawn's ear " In an hour"
Hunter shook his head "See Shawn? This is why you get stuck in these predicaments"
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"Jeff...for gods sake be a man!!" Matt shouted banging on the washroom door in which Jeff had locked himself in,
"Matty PLEASE! Don't make mee go!!" Jeff pleaded
"Dude come on! Its one date" Matt was getting sick of Jeff's whining
"Do you Love me Matt?" Jeff asked
"What the fuck does that have to do with anything?" Matt rubbed at his temples
"DO YOU?!!" Jeff yelled
"GOD YES!" Matt shouted back
"Then dont make meee go!!!" Jeff begged again
Matt grabbed the handle of the door and pulled it open
"MATT NO!" Jeff grabbed a bottle of soap and put it in front of himself for protection
Matt rolled his eyes and pulled Jeff out of the washroom
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"Where are you taking me?" Maria asked Chris who had put a blindfold on her and was taking her somewhere,
You'll see Maria" Chris said with a mile wide smirk that Maria couldn't see
"Should I be afraid?" Maria asked biting on her lip
"Don't worry your Pretty little face" He said using his free hand to tap her lightly on the ass
"CHRIS!!!" Maria shouted
"That was....a leaf" Chris crossed his fingers praying that Maria would believe him
"Oh" Maria said "Sorry Chris" Maria returned at her bubbly self
Chris smirked to himself "Beautiful with the IQ of a brick..."
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"Kelly? Hellooooo?" Randy waved a hand in front of her face
Kelly snapped out of her thoughts "Sorry Randy"
"Soo Umm" Randy cleared his throat nervously "Do you like this resturant?"
Kelly looked down at her Purple strapless dress and black heels "Yeah Randy...Its beautiful"
Randy put his fork down and looked at Kelly "Look..I know you and John are..well fighting right now
and this is probably not your ideal saturday night..But I appreciate you coming"
Kelly suddenly felt horrible at how she bad behaved throughout the night
"No Randy..Actually this is the best ive been feeling all week..and I'm sorry about how i've been acting"
Kelly said giving Randy the best smile she could
"Okay Cool" Randy smiled back at her "Soo If you don't mind me asking...whats going on with you and Cena?
Kelly sighed "Well...Ummm I think he might have a thing for Mickie..."
Randy laughed "Mickie? Kelly trust me...Ive known John for a while and I think you are the best thing that has happened to him" He said
"How do you know?" Kelly cocked an eyebrow
"Well hes ALWAYS talking about you...and he used to be quite the player till you came along" Randy said
Kelly tucked a piece of hair behind her ear "Well..Maybe we should talk..."
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"I will never forgive you for this Matt" Jeff shot a look at him and pushed the elevator button
"I keep telling you to man up" Matt said rolling his eyes
"I can't man up if I'm going on a date with a man" Jeff said crossing his arms over his chest
"Its 1 hour..just let her talk and it will be over before you know it" Matt said as the elevator door opened
"I will hate you always Matthew" Jeff said as he went into the elevator
Jeff leaned his head against the wall and prayed that Vickie would get stuck trying to get through the door and wouldnt be able to get to their date
"Well...Hello Jeff a Hardy..Your Rainbow locks are a turnin me on"
Jeff froze he knew that creepy italian accent "Santino..."
"Looks like we are a stuck..." Santino grinned
Jeff looked up to see the elevator hadnt moved a floor
"no No NO!!" Jeff screamed and pounded on the elevator door
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John swore quietly to himself as he waited for his so called "date" Mickie James
"Maybe If I write a song Kelly will forgive me..." He thought "Dammit I can barely write the alphabet"
Then John saw a shadow standing over him "Mickie" He said sourly
"Hey Hey Hey" She sang and sat down
John crossed his arms firmly over his chest and turned the other way
His face fell when he saw...3 tables away from them...Kelly on her date with Randy
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"You've gotta be kidding me" Kelly's eyes widened as she looked over her shoulder
"What?" Randy asked shoving a forkful of Ravioli into his mouth
"Mickie and John are HERE?" Kelly resisted the urge to throw a fork at Mickie from across the room
"Oh YEAH! Plan hookup worked" Randy grinned
"Come again?" Kelly turned back around to face Randy
"Oh did I forget to mention plan Hookup?" Randy chuckled nervously
"What-is-plan-hookup?" Kelly emphasized each word
"Okay fine..I purposely picked this resturant cause I knew Mickie and Cena would be here" Randy admitted
"RANDY!" Kelly shrekied angrily
"I did it so you and Cena could talk" Randy said shyly
Kelly felt all her anger melt "Really? But what about...Mickie" Kelly sneered her name
"Ill distract her...now lets go" Randy got up and Kelly went with him
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"Damn Jericho...I let him blindfold me and the next thing I know I wind up at some stupid cheap motel!"
Maria walked through the lobby of the hotel..
"MARIA HELP ME!!"
She could have sworn she had heard someone shouting her name
Little did she know right above her in the elevator Jeff was screaming her name with Santino running his fingers through Jeff's Rainbow Locks
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"Randy I can't-" Kelly felt her heart drop when she saw John look over at her
"Come On Kelly, If you want I'll give you some enthousiam like that blue train thing...I think you can! I think you can!"
"Okay Thanks" Kelly rolled her eyes...But refused to let her eyes see John
"Ok you two talk..Mickie come with me." Randy grabbed Mickie by the wrist but she jerked away
"No! I want John not You Randall" She scoffed
"Do you wanna die in a convent Mickie?!" Randy asked angrily
"What No!" Mickie said
"Then NEVER Call me Randall again" He said and pulled her away
Kelly really didn't want Randy to leave because of the uncomfortable silence that followed
"Baby..." John said quietly
The Jacksonville Blonde ran a finger through her hair and sighed "Look I'm sorry if I overrreacted"
"No, Im the one who should be apologizing to you Kels" He said standing up
Kelly felt a sudden tightening in her chest..she really didnt wanna cry there and then
"Im really...sorry" He said
Kelly suddenly found herself wrapped in his embrace.
"Sooo does this mean you forgive me?" John asked hopefully
Kelly playfully rolled her eyes "duh John"
John chuckled lightly "wait...Has anyone heard from Jeff?"
A/N: hmm What has happened to Jeff? Lol You decide...Now time for me to vent a little about last nightd Im happy John didn't get drafted I think hes great on Raw as it is...Jericho is on Smackdown now..oh well.. i honestly dont mind where he goes....Hmmm Oh yes Vladamir Coleslaw..Ecw praise the lord I dont pay attention to Sci Fi....Hunter's back on Raw...Hmm a DX reunion perhaps? Anyways heres a little preview for the next chapter... Vickie Guerrero is getting sick of being the bad one in her relationship with Adam and wants some dirt on him...Sooo She sends Maria and Kelly to spy on him.,,little does she know Adam has the same idea but is using Cena, Jeff, and Chris...So How the heck does that add up to Kelly and Matt doing surgery to implant a camera in Jeff's head...Jericho holding a plant upright for 3 days and Cena gettin a camera up his beautiful ass? Well....read on to find out...R&R pweeezzz Thx...Bianca
