Warning: yaoi, Out Of Character-ness.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I DO own Kage-chan.

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Other Notes: edited version.

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"WHAT?!" Kagetsuya yelled, nearly falling over when he heard what Itachi just said. "Are you telling me I just gave a VIRGIN a hard-on?!"

Itachi blushed, glaring. "It wasn't YOU that gave me this so-called hard-on!!" He yelled back. At this, Kagetsuya looked confused.

"What do you mean, Chi?"

"WOULD YOU STOP CALLING ME THAT?!" Itachi yelled, trying to punch the older man. Dodging the attack and ignoring the comment, Kagetsuya went on.

"What do you mean, it wasn't me? Were you...thinking of someone else?" his eyes narrowed as he thought. "But that can't be...you yourself just said that you're a virgin, and that I- stole your first kiss..." At this, Itachi got even more angry.

"Just because I'm a virgin doesn't mean I can't love someone, or be attracted to them!!"

"This is true, you proved it just now, Chi." He grinned, knowing Itachi didn't understand.

"That's right. I'm in love with someone else, TSU-TSU." Itachi said with a smirk.

"What did you call me?" Kagetsuya walked over to where Itachi was standing.

"I called you 'Tsu-Tsu.' Got a problem with that?" Itachi smirked, knowing how a nickname can be truly annoying.

"Of course not, Chi. I love it." He looked at Itachi, giving him that devilish smile of his. "Now, my little cherry, why don't we continue where we left off--" He was cut short by Itachi's foot meeting his face.

"Go to hell, Tsu-Tsu."

"Ouch...that really hurt..." Kagetsuya sighed, clutching his cheek. "And why not? You were so into it before...besides, how're ya going to deal with your little problem all alone? I mean, masturbation's okay...if you want to stay a virgin forever, that is."

"Tsu-Tsu..." Itachi turned around, walking up to Kagetsuya, pressing his own body close to Kagetsuya's. Gulping, and fighting down a blush, Kagetsuya couldn't help but notice Itachi's still hard member.

"Wh-what is it?" He moaned as he felt Itachi's hardened member grind against his own erection.

"Nothing, it's just..." He looked up at the older man with big, puppy dog eyes, a slight blush on his cheeks.

"Just what?" Kagetsuya's lolita meter was going off the charts, right along with Itachi's 'Pervert Alert' system.

"It's just..." He looked unsure, before glaring up at the taller man. Swiftly, he brought his knee up forcefully, successfully racking Kagetsuya. "It's just 'You deserve a good kick in the nuts.'" Kagetsuya would've glared up at the cackling boy, but he was far too busy clutching his injured length, and rolling around on the ground in the fetal position. As he saw the 'kind' farm boy rolling around in pain, Itachi felt a pang of guilt. Slowly, he walked over to where Kagetsuya lay. He kneeled down beside him, cupping his cheek in his right hand. "Ah...um...'Tsuya-chan?" He watched as Kagetsuya rolled over on his stomach, while Itachi tried his best to hold back a laugh. "Are...are you...alright?" He asked with a genuine look of concern. "C'mon, Tsu-Tsu. Answer me!" He yelled, poking Kagetsuya in the side. "Jerk." he began to stand up, when Kagetsuya turned over with a groan. He smiled up at Itachi, moving his index finger in a 'come closer' way. As he did what Kagetsuya said, he began to blush. All of a sudden, Kagetsuya put his hand on the back of Itachi's neck, before crashing their lips together. Itachi began to push away from him, but the older man was stronger. He put his other arm around the ex-ANBU's shoulders, shifting their weight so that Itachi was on the ground, with Kagetsuya on top of him. "H-hey! What're you doi--" before he could finish, Kagetsuya had their lips locked in another sweet kiss. When it broke, Itachi was left with his eyes closed, his cheeks tinted red, his heart throbbing, and his head spinning.

"Mmm...we should probably head in now." Kagetsuya said, a somewhat sad tone in his voice.

"Ah! What? Why?!" Itachi snapped his eyes open, his face immediately scrunching up in a glare. "But what am I supposed to do about...well...you know." He blushed, causing the older man to let out a squeal.

"KYAA!! So cute!" He glomped Itachi, making the teen blush more. As he hugged Itachi's lithe body against his own more muscular one, he heard Itachi let out a low moan. "Oh, my...You must stop blushing and moaning like that, otherwise..." He leaned down, licking the shell of the raven haired boy's ear. "I may not be able to control myself..." he smirked as Itachi glared at him.

"Sh-shut up. Will you help me, or not?" Itachi looked away, embarrassed.

"Of course I'll help, 'Chi." He grinned, before moving to undo Itachi's now tight pants. Slowly, he unbuttoned Itachi's pants, laughing slightly as he saw Itachi's blush.

"H-hurry...I can't wait much longer..." Itachi cried in a low and breathy tone. "K-Kagetsuya..." he moaned.

"Alright. I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying..." He smiled as he shifted to pull down the smaller teen's pants. Gripping the waistline, he pulled them down to his ankles, marveling at his perfect body as he removed the pants. He couldn't help but chuckle when he saw Itachi's little 'problem' through his boxers. Seeing the alarmed look in Itachi's eyes, he added "Don't worry. I'm not going to go all the way. I'll just make you come, okay?" Itachi sighed in relief. 'What would you have done if I really DID want to go all the way, Itachi? Would you fight me? Or just let me do as I please, as long as it felt good?'

"'Tsuya..." he gasped as he pulled down his boxers, the sudden cold air sending shivers down his spine. Putting a hand on either side of Itachi's bare hips, he looked up at the teen. "Are you ready?" Itachi nodded, his head tilted to the side. Kagetsuya gently took Itachi's hardened member in his mouth, going as far as he could. He fought not to gag, and began to bob his head up and down. Itachi bit his lower lip, trying not to give Kagetsuya the satisfaction of hearing his moans. Several minutes later, Itachi came hard in Kagetsuya's hands.


"So, 'Chi...still not attracted to me?" Kagetsuya turned over, resting his head on his fist. Itachi blushed, and looked from behind the tree where he was changing.

"I never said that I wasn't...attracted to you...I just..." He finished zipping up his pants, and moved on to the button.

"Was more attracted to someone else?" Kagetsuya offered.

"Yes, Tsu-Tsu. And I swear that one day, I'll find and join him," He finished with the button, and walked to where Kagetsuya lay on the grass. "Whether he wants me to or not."

"Hm? Is this unrequited love I'm sensing?" Kagetsuya sat up, rested on his elbows for support, and stared at the boy, genuinely curious.

"Well, not that it's any of your business, but NO." He sat down on the grass beside him, though several feet away.

"Oh? Then what?"

"He thought it was dangerous for me to be around him, that I'd just get hurt." He pushed a stray midnight colored bang behind a perfect ivory ear. "Although it's insolent, I suppose it's rather sweet in a way. He was just trying to protect me, I'm sure of it." He gave a sad smile before turning to look at Kagetsuya. "Do you understand how that feels?"

"If you had said 'Yes, it's unrequited love' I could've understood. Not something like this though." Kagetsuya sighed, before laying back down.

"Tsu-Tsu?" Itachi looked over to where the green eyed man lay.

"It's nothing, 'Chi. But now, we should at least go inside."

"Heh. I bet by now, you're parents'll think we've eloped!" Itachi grinned.

"They'd probably be rejoicing if that happened. Saying I've 'finally found THE ONE.'" Kagetsuya added, sighing.

"...?" Itachi walked to where Kagetsuya was waiting.

"They have been trying to get me to marry someone since I was twelve. Little do they realize, I'm totally and completely gay." He said, walking on.

"Wh-what?!" Itachi stopped short, completely caught off guard.

"What, if it wasn't obvious from the fact that I had no problems with kissing you, or helping you get your dick--"

"Would you stop mentioning that?!" Itachi yelled, punching Kagetsuya in the gut. Kagetsuya barely managed to dodge the evil fists of doom, and sighed when Itachi swung at him again.

"Hn...No wonder you're still a virgin. You're too damned violent!" He smirked, grabbed Itachi's fist, and used it to yank him closer, pulling him into another kiss. Itachi's body seemed to react without letting his brain or heart have a say in his actions. He wrapped his arms around the golden haired man, sighing into the kiss. Breaking it, Kagetsuya whispered into Itachi's ear "So...who is this 'Mystery Man' you're so in love with? And if you're so in love with him, why do you let me kiss you?"

"Who ever said I couldn't be with someone else? I mean, our relationship means nothing, right 'Tsuya? And you tend to force me into those kisses. The only reason I let you touch me is because I probably couldn't have done it on my own. Oh, and another thing: Why the hell would I tell you the name of the person I love? You'd probably just use it against me somehow..." Itachi sighed, turning to the older man. "Tsu-Tsu? What's wrong?" Itachi reached out to touch the green eyed man, but he jerked away. "'Tsuya?"

"I'm fine, alright?"

"Are you sure?" Itachi eyed him stangely.

"Yes. Now let's get inside." Kagetsuya walked briskly away from Itachi, and in the direction of home.

"Hey! Wait for me!" Itachi yelled after him.

"So, you want us to let Chi-chan stay here?" His mother asked, beaming. "Of course she can! After all, a friend of my son's, a friend of mine! Right, Papa?" Kagetsuya's father nodded in agreement. "Kagetsuya, dear! Would you please show your guest around?"

"Of course, mother." Kagetsuya nodded soberly.

"Well. Aren't we the good boy in front of mom and dad?" Itachi smirked, knowing no one would say anything about his own father, like 'he deserved his early death.' Kagetsuya offered a single smile, trying to persuade Itachi into believing nothing was out of the norm.

"Your room's right here." Kagetsuya smiled before heading down the stairs. "I'll bring you some extra clothes later."

"Tsu-Tsu!" Itachi called after him, bending over the railing, his onyx hair falling across his face. Kagetsuya stopped, turning around.

"Yes, Itachi? What's wrong?" Kagetsuya smiled up at him. Itachi started to walk down the stairs, but stopped.

"Uh...It's nothing. Never mind."

"Alright." Kagetsuya's smile didn't falter, even as Itachi frowned. When Kagetsuya was gone, Itachi slumped down, leaning against the banister. Itachi brought his knees up to his chin, as he huddled up in a ball.

"What the hell is wrong with him?" He rested his forehead on his arms. "It's like...all of a sudden...he's a different...person." Sighing, he glared at his knees. "And what the hell is with that damned smile?!"

--Midnight--

Kagetsuya silently crept through the house, up the stairs and down the narrow photo covered hallway to the guest room where Itachi currently was. Just as quietly, he gently pushed open the door, revealing a small room with one sliding glass door leading to a balcony, a dresser, and a wooden vanity with an antique-style silver encrusted mirror. In the middle of the room, pushed up against the wall was a small bed, with one gently sleeping form curled up in the sheets. Kagetsuya gave a small smile as he crept up to the bed, carefully watching the gentle rising and falling of Itachi's chest. He brushed his hand across the younger teen's face, pushing back the stray hair that fell across the pale skin. He gave the boy a genuine smile, not one of the fake ones he had been donning since their conversation earlier.

"Kagetsuya..." Itachi mumbled in his sleep. Kagetsuya froze, before relaxing. He cupped Itachi's cheek in his hand, smiling as Itachi leaned into the touch. His eyes still closed, Itachi frowned. "Why..."

'Why?' Kagetsuya arched an eyebrow, wondering what kind of dream the dark haired boy was having about him.

"...are you in my room?" Itachi snapped his eyes open before glaring at the older man.

"Uh...well, because I, um..." Itachi gave him a sour look, shifting his weight so he could sit up.

"I'm waiting." He glared impatiently.

"W-well, ya s-see..." He began to sweat as Itachi began to speak.

"You didn't think I was awake, did you?" Itachi sat up further, grinning as he moved Kagetsuya back.

"N-no..."

"Heh. I woke up when you began walking towards my room, you loud idiot." At this, Kagetsuya glared back at Itachi, an unusual fire in his forest green eyes.

"Watch your mouth." Itachi's eyes widened in surprise at the sudden assertiveness of the farm boy's tone.

"What?" Itachi balled his hands into fists, his long nails digging into his flesh. 'How dare you speak to me like that?!'

"You're not the only damned child prodigy here." He grabbed the front of Itachi's overly large black nightshirt. "And even if you were, that doesn't give you the right to insult me."

Itachi grabbed his hand, trying to yank Kagetsuya's fist away from his shirt. "Child prodigy? A farm...boy like...you? Ha. As...if." He grunted at the effort. Kagetsuya just tightened his grip, before pushing Itachi back on the bed. "What do you want? Why did you come in here, other than to harrass me?" Itachi sighed, releasing his grip on Kagetsuya's arm. Kagetsuya did the same, before slamming his hands down on the bed, next to Itachi's face, his loose braid falling across his shoulder, his face pale in the thick moonlight.

"I just need to know something." Kagetsuya said, looking down at Itachi, desperate.

"What is it?" Itachi looked up into Kagetsuya's serious emerald eyes, surrounded by numerous golden lashes.

"Well...I just wanted to ask...how you feel about me...?" Itachi grinned at the question, saying that he was a 'major pain in the ass.' Then, his grin faded to a soft, genuine smile.

"But, you're a cute and trust-worthy Pain in the Ass. Plus, I don't entirely hate you."

"So you..." He gave Itachi an excited look. "But you said...that you don't love me..."

"That doesn't mean I hate you..." he sighed as Kagetsuya glomped him. "I just..."

"Sh." Kagetsuya gave Itachi his boyish grin as he put a finger to his lips to quiet him. "It's enough to know you don't despise me. I mean...earlier, when you said what you did, about not loving me and all that...I was worried that you didn't like me."

"That's it? That's what had you so worked up?" Itachi glared up at Kagetsuya. "It seemed like someone had stuck a stick up your ass. I was getting kinda worried." 'Wait...he'd probably enjoy that...' he mentally mused.

"Really...Is that so? You were worried? Well, I should make it up to you--" Kagetsuya leaned down, attempting to kiss Itachi, who just bit him so hard his lip started bleeding.

"No sex. I thought I told you. I'm saving my virginity for Him." He glared at the older man.

Kagetsuya arched a golden eyebrow. "I see...but helping you get rid of a hard-on by giving you oral is fine, right?"

At this, Itachi punched him. "Shaddup, ya goddamned asshole." He rolled Kagetsuya over, and pinned him down.

"So you DO hate me!!" Kagetsuya cried mock tears of accusation, clinging to Itachi's body, pulling him down.

"That's not very far from reality at this point..." Itachi sighed, resting his head on Kagetsuya's chest.

"Ugh...Shut up, Chi. It's too late in the night for this." He sighed, closing his eyes as he hugged Itachi with his right arm.

"Or is it too early in the morning, 'Tsuya?" Itachi grinned, something he seemed to be doing alot these days.

"...Shut up." He sighed, kissing the crown of Itachi's head. Itachi just smiled, before falling asleep in Kagetsuya's arms.

'Itachi...I'll make you forget about this 'Mystery Man...' You WILL fall in love with me...just like I've already fallen for you. '

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a/n Hm...Itachi seems to glare alot in this chapter...Lotsa smirking too...

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