(Jiraiya just told about this)
"Rain! We have an uncooperative patient in room 101." A woman with fiery red hair turned and started to make her way over to room 101, where the other woman was standing. She put her hand on the other girls shoulder. "What have we got?" the other lady giggled. "He's hot but… he's a bit of a lecher…" the other girl just stared at the other girl's stupidity. "OH you mean what does he need?" the red head nodded and laughed. "Oh he needs a bum injection ;) and he needs to have his head fixed… both ways. He has a big cut on his head it's on the left side towards the back." The red head was about to walk in before the girl grabbed the others arm. "Be careful he's a ninja" the girl let go of her and walked off. The girl know now as Rain stood in front of the door until she heard a pained groan.
I walked in and walked over to the patient, but didn't even bother looking at him. All I did was go straight to the desk that had all of the materials to fix the man up, including the needle. "Take off your pants and boxers and bend over." I could hear the man snicker "Oh man! One of those nurses that like it fast –n- hard." Once I got the needle clean I turned to the man and with a pissy face and squirted some of the liquid out of the needle. "…TURN NOW!" I instructed, I was still too busy looking for the forehead protector to look at the man's face. He turned around and dropped his pants and boxers exposing his tanned ass. "Bend over" I instructed now, I walked up behind him and saw the forehead protector before jabbing him with the needle.
"AAAHHH" I looked down and noticed that I kinda missed my mark. "DAMN…" and evil smile crept on my face 'Konoha… eh? This might as well be fun… for me'. "OOWW When I meant hard I didn't think it would be that hard!" "wopsy-daisy. sorry I have to do it again" my voice dripping with sarcasm. The blond man turned his head to take a good look at my face. "YOU! You're smiling… you're the devil aren't yo-AHHHAHHHHHHHHAHHHH" I rammed the neddle back into the tender flesh of his behind. "Awww did that hurt?" I smiled triumphantly when he whined. I patted his butt "Poor baby" and walked back to my desk. I picked up some of the cotton swabs and dabbed some alcohol on them before walking back to him to clean the wound again and patch it up. I turned and noticed that he still hadn't put on his pants. "Hurry up will you, I have other patients to attend to, and I have to clean that gash in the back of your head" I could see the blood that was sticking to his blond hair. "Ok, ok whatever you say sweetheart" his own voice dripping with his own sarcasm.
"Oh I forgot! You need another injection" I smiled as the man scrambled to the door. "The door is locked" I simply stated. He turned and looked at the window as if he was going to jump out of it. "I was joking" '-.- the man seemed to calm down a bit and that's when I saw his face I found him quite shocking 'hmm not bad… too bad he's a lecher and is from leaf, hmm he looks familiar… oh that can't be good' he threw me a pout at me for teasing him "Come and get on the bed I need to clean that cut" he trudged over to the bed and fell face first into the pillow. "Ok this is going to hurt… bad" before he could react to what I said I had the alcohol swab on his head, but not for very long. "AAAAAAHHH! You did that on purpose, your trying to kill me aren't you! YOU-YOUR for SUNA ARNT YOU! YOU EVIL SAND MONKIES" I shift all my weight onto my left leg and put my right arm on my hip. "Sir- Arashi-… well Arashi that wound needs to be clean, because you still have some metal in there" when I stepped forward he stepped back 'UGH I don't have time for this!' as the game of cat and mouse continued I snapped.
"UUUGH" I jumped him… yeah… just when the door was opening to reveal the super pervert himself. (four words Nurse outfits+ Jiraiyadestruction) the Girl known as Rain was on all fours on top of Arashi with her nurse skirt riding up to expose the lining of her stockings. O.o
"Ummm… Ero-Sannin" I looked down at him "come lets sit" we both sat and put our sour feet into the cold water. "was my dad a pervert like you?" I raised a brow at this remark. "No… well at the time he met her he was a mini pervert… a pervert in training lets say. Well that didn't go very far when he met your mom…
"Jiraiya! What are we doing here just waiting." I was pretty damn mad because the man that was terrorizing small villages was just sitting and eating while we were up in a tree watching. "Arashi just wait, we have to strike at the right moment" Arashi looked at the other branch that held his perverted sensei… what he saw wasn't shocking for him but was for any other person. The man that he semi-respected was up there with a woman! Doing…things…that should never be mentioned! "fuck waiting!" I jumped down to the floor and charged at him. Before I knew what was happening I found myself in the ground feeling a bit lightheaded. "Stupid Gaki!" Jiraiya came down and killed the guy before he could swing the metal bat down on my head again. "UGH look what you did! Not only did you ruin my mood you got yourself all beat up! Ugh well at lest mission completed." He walked over to me and cheeked my head. "You're bleeding too much we need to get you to a hospital fast." Jiraiya picked me up and threw me over his shoulder. I could feel myself drifting in and out of consciousness. Before I knew it I was on a bed with a towel being pressed down on my head. I looked up to see a nurse with the hugest nose I've ever seen! UGH it was hideous! Sooooo I freaked out hopping that she would get another nurse to come to my aid. The lady left before I did anything before closing the door she winked at me -.-' can we say traumatizing! But there she was, the most beautiful woman I have ever set eyes on. He was vaguely familiar but that didn't matter. All that mattered were those eyes.
Well after a little bit of fighting I knew she would warm up to me :3 or so you would think if you were to walk in to see this picture. It was perfect for me, me on my back on a bed having my body cover by a beautiful red headed beauty glaring daggers down at me. It was a bonuses when I saw that her already short dress hitched up a tad bit higher exposing the lining of her stockings, now tell me that isn't hot!
"yeah I walked in on them… it was a nice view I'll have to admit." I looked up to the sky remembering that picture in my head… that was until Naruto decided to hit me. "So! All I know is my dad is a ninja and my mom in the phoenix and a nurse. So I guess they weren't anything big eh?" I looked over at him with a sly smirk. "Your dad was the yellow flash and your mom is the most feared of the legendary gods. Don't get me wrong Kyuubi is powerful and all but the phoenix controls life itself."
"Hey so how did it go?" I looked down at the other nurse. "good" I walked away hopping that the older man didn't see my face to well. Jiraiya what are you doing here?
"So what did you think of Riana?" I looked down at my student. "Her name was Rain… you going senile on me old man?" he grinned up at me. "I know her, her name is Riana." Now glaring at me "Then why didn't you say hi or introduce us properly?" he questioned me thinking he had me. "Riana and I don't really talk… anyhow you know her already! Stupid gaki" he raised his brow at me. "How?" I looked down at him "Man you have a bad memory" I nock him on the head. "you guys met when she sneaked out of the Uchiha compound. You know the girl that busted your lip when you tried to kiss her?" he shook his head "still got nothing" I sighed "You know the phoenix girl! You caught her crying and she said demons can't cry" It looked as if I light bulb lit up in his head. "Oh her!" he jumped up and down remembering how much fun they did have as children. "I can't wait to tell the guys" we walked back to Konoha
