July 31, 2013. This was inspired by Kusari's drawings of Storm Shadow's coattails as well as her Lil' Billy story and our conversation on twitter about said things causing an obsession with Storm Shadow's coattails. Ohayou is good morning in Japanese.


"Ohayou, brother," said Storm Shadow as he walked into the dojo.

*Good morn- What is that?*

"What is what?"

Snake Eyes pointed to the bottom of Storm Shadow's coat. Storm Shadow looked down.

"Ahhhh! Getitoffgetitoffgetitoff!" he screamed as he flapped his coattails. "A little help here, brother!"

*Just kill it, sheesh.*

"I don't want to get blood all over my coat." Storm Shadow had taken it off, fulfilling his contractual obligation to be shirtless. He was shaking the coat as hard as he could to dislodge the fangirl.

Snake Eyes shook his head, rolling his eyes under his visor. He took out his Uzi and shot the fangirl twice. Even in death, the fangirl was still tightly gripping Storm Shadow's coattails.

"Thanks a lot, brother," Storm Shadow said, voice dripping with sarcasm.

*Not like you don't have fifty more in the closet.*