Karkat, turns from his homework to see his laptop is lighting up...oh someone but as fucking obvious as it is as Sollux is trying to contact him.

CG: WHAT

TA: hello kk and ii premptively am telliing you you have a date.

CG: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO.

TA: exactly what ii 2aiid ii would

CG: SOLLUX! YOU ARE DEAD YOU LITTLE FUCKER!

TA: ummm 2hes gonna pe2ter you at around 5:14

CG: WAIT YOU GAVE HER MY PESTERCHUM!?

TA: ii gotta go tuna2 2pazziing again.

TA ceased pestering CG at 4:59

Ughhh why does sollux have to be such a pain why cant he be like anyone else and not be completely annoying...God damnit you look over at the clock and groan "Why sollux..."

===Hey sup my bro?==

Nothing.

====Want to switch P.O.V?===

Ummmm ok? but i thought this was going to be a all Karkat P.O.V story

=====Life changes...deal with it.=====

You are now Nepeta Leijon and are going on a blind date with someone youve never met...you have been informed hes cranky but mom always said everyone is nice when you get to know them! ====Sheesh what kind of mother tells their kid that.===== I might as well pester him!

arsenicCatnip[AC] began pestering carcinoGeneticist[CG] at 5:14

AC: :33 hi! im nepeta i assume your the one im going on a date with tonight

CG: AND APPARENTLY YOUR ASSUMING CORRECT WHERE DO YOU WANT TO MEET

AC: :33 are you ok?

CG: UMMM IM FINE WHY WOULDNT I BE

AC: :33 i dunno i just find it odd that you talk in all caps

CG: I JUST LIKE TYPING IN CAPS IS THAT OK WITH YOU!?

AC: :33 im sorry dont freak out!

CG: NEVER MIND OK SO WHERE DO YOU WANT TO MEET?

AC: :33 how about at the coffee shop at the corner of 23 hussie street?

CG: UMM OK.

AC: :33 see you there!

ac ceased pestering cg at 5:19

what is up my peeps? i hope you liked this chapter even though its so short ok so...until next time kick back relax and buy a armadillo until next time your one and only ArmadilloOfTheWest