Yo everyone what's up are you ready for Neji's reaction to my 15 ways to annoy him chapter. If you are sit back, relax, and, again I hope, get ready to laugh out loud again for I give you Neji's Reaction . . . um part 1!

Disclaimer: No, If I did everything from the last chapter would be happening to Neji right this second.

The sunlight filtered through the window and curtains in Neji's room illuminating his room, and shining brightly right onto his face. Neji open his eyes and everything he read the previous day came back to him making him close his eyes again.

'Ok Hinata isn't in here. She should be already up down stairs in the kitchen, not tie to my bedpost. And when I sit up she won't be there.' Giving himself bit of a confidence boost, Neji sat, up with his eyes still close, took a deep breath, then open them. No Hinata. He sighed with relief, running his fingers through his tangled bedridden hair before pulling it over his shoulder. It was still its chocolate brown color. Feeling a little better, Neji slipped out of bed and walked to the bathroom connected to his room. Stepping in side, he flipped the light on illuminating his surroundings.

He stepped up to the mirror and stared at his reflection. His eyes were still the same very pale lavender since the day he was born. He smirked at his reflection, picking up a brush as he did beginning to run it through his hair. So, no one was dumb enough to do what that story said. Deep down, he was pleased and very happy; through he would never show it. But little did he know it just hadn't happen yet. It was still early, but it was going to start, very soon.

Sometime later

Neji sat at the computer online reading his Horoscope. As he was reading the last few lines, he started hearing a commotion coming from downstairs from the livingroom.

'Probably Kiba and Akamaru again.' He thought with a snort. 'Why Hizashi let them in here will be always a mystery to me.' He shook his head lightly reading the last line: You will be in for many surprises today. He closed the window and sighed.

"You've got mail!" chimed the America Online male voice. Neji tilted his head to the side. 'This better not be not another one of those ads for faster internet.' He thought frowning as he opened his mailbox. Subject: Link. Neji stared at the letter, his heart speeding up. Redundantly, he click on the read button on the bottom left corner of the mailbox, and the letter popped up over the mailbox.

Letter: Hi Neji this is a link to a one-shot story with you and Gaara hope you like it! I really did! It was funny, cute, and full of fluff! (grins)

Neji stared, in apparent horror, at the letter and link. No, this couldn't be happening, not to him. He was confident that no one did what the story said. Then . . .

BOOM!

Neji jumped up spinning around quickly ready in a stance with his Byakugan on. His eyes widen, in disbelief, at who he was staring at.

"G-gaara." Gaara walked in, in his slowly creep way, into Neji's room glaring at the shock Hyuga. The dark aura raiding off him was sending many very cold shivers up and down Neji's spine. Gaara eyes were clearly screaming bloody murder, and Neji was sure Gaara was imagining it in his head too, for Neji death.

"Neji. I finally found you." Gaara snarled in a quiet voice, telling Neji that he was madder that he thought he would be, "did you honestly think I wouldn't come after you after what you sent to me." Neji eyes widen farther.

"Y-you mean . . ."

"Oh I got it." Gaara snarled again confirming Neji's fears.

"W-wait you don't honestly think that . . ."

BOOM!

The spot where Neji was standing was now a hole in the floor. Revealing Hinata, Hizashi, and Hanabi, Hinata younger sister. Neji stared down into the hole, blinking through the dust at them.

"NEJI! What are you doing?!" Hizashi yelled glaring up at him.

"It wasn't me!" Neji yelled back, then realized how Narutoish that sounded and how he sounded too, cause Hinata was giving he a funny look right now. Then Neji remembered who it was that made this hole and turned his attention back to Gaara, well actually, the sand that was flying at him. He leapt to the side falling back onto his bed, as Gaara's sand hit the wall with a loud SMASH. Out of reflex, Neji brought his arms up to cover his face as dust and many other things came flying from the wall as it was smashed through. Using his Byakugan, Neji noted that the sand left a hole in the wall, like the floor, and he quickly got up and jumped through the hole landing on the ground.

Looking over his with his Byakugan, Neji saw Gaara coming to the hole; he quickly left.

Scene change

Gaara landed on the ground looking around for that mop of chocolate brown hair, that was Neji, as he walked through a crowd, that was quickly splitting up from the murderous aura continuing to roll off him in waves. It gave him immense satisfaction, but his thoughts wandered back to Neji making the immense satisfaction turn into immense fury.

'Where is he!' he thought viciously continuing to scan the rapidly dissipating crowds, never noticing a girl staring at him. Walking on, Gaara planned many ways for him to kill Neji, painful ways I might add. He disappeared in the distance. A girl pulled herself from the slowly coming back together crowds and went down a alley.

Neji stopped behind a pile of stacked boxes and sighed with relief.

'That was too close.' He thought brushing his now even longer straw brown color hair over his shoulder. He had to jump into a crowd and do a transformation to lose Gaara. Now you're all thinking 'Why isn't he fighting?' Well, after seeing what Gaara can do, Neji didn't really feel like losing and leg or arm or anything for that matter right now. Besides Gaara was really freaking him out too much for him to fight him. But anywhere back onto more important things like . . .

How was he going to get Gaara off his back? Well, for starters, he was gonna need help, the question was who to ask? He automatically knew he couldn't ask the following: Naruto, Kiba and Sasuke. Naruto would ask too many questions, Kiba would laugh nonstop, and Sasuke would smirk, that taunting smirk, ask why he should help, while laughing on the inside. He could try Shikamaru. He was smart and would think of something to help, but then again Shikamaru was a lazy smartass. So, no. Choji wouldn't be much help either. He wouldn't stop eating long enough to do anything.

Sakura and Ino was out of the question. So, was Gai-sensei and the other Jonnins. Lee was, most definitely, out of the question; he wasn't sure about Shino maybe he would help, but he would have to find the bug user first. He never saw Shino around, unless he was with Hinata and Kiba. So, that left one person.

"Tenten." His eye twitched at the sound of his voice. Did I forget to mention that Neji transformed into a girl. See what had happen was, while he was getting away from Gaara and did the transformation, he wasn't thinking straight and transformed into girl. 'This was just a one time thing.' He thought as he made his way to Tenten's home. 'It won't happen again, this is the only time I'll do this. This is just a one time thing.I am not feminine damnit!' He stopped walking blinking at his thoughts and shook his head. He better hurry and get to Tenten's house.

Scene change

"Tenten there's someone at the door for you."

"Ok." Tenten dropped the kunais and shurikens she was hold on her bed before dashing out down the hall to the spiral stairs, where she stopped and pulled herself onto the rail and slid down squealing in her head. Reaching the bottom she slipped off landing on the floor with the grace of a kunoichi and walked around a corner to find herself staring at the back of a straw colored head. 'Do I know her?' While trying to remember if she met this girl, Tenten walked towards her.

"Um you wanted to see me." The girl turned to face. Her eyes reminded her of Neji. 'I wonder where he is?' she thought quite forgetting she was suppose to try to remember where she met this girl.

"I need your help." Tenten noted that her eye twitched at the sound of her voice. 'Weird.'

"Ok what do you need help with." 'Even through I don't know you.' She added mentally. The girl turned again staring at the door, Tenten was confused. 'Why is she staring at the door?' Before she could ask, the girl turned back to her.

"Um Tenten you're not going to believe this but . . . I'm Neji." She said it so low Tenten had to lean up to hear.

"What?"

"I'm Neji." Tenten blinked not believing her, Neji glared, and now she got it.

"Neji? Oh! What on earth are you doing looking like this." Neji sighed and turned again looking through the door with his Byakugan.

"It's a long story," he said turning back to her, "and it's also a story's fault for starting it." Tenten blinked again.

"Ok so let go to my room and you explain what's go on."

Sometime later

Neji glared at Tenten's slumped form as she laughed at what she just heard.

"It's isn't funny." He snapped frowning, Tenten gasped try to stop laughing and turned back to her computer grinning feeling Neji's glare boring into the head of her head.

"I-I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it." She giggled again feeling Neji's glare boring harder into the back of her head.

"So Gaara is chasing you because so one did what a story said."

"Yes."

"Well, you've had a busy morning huh?" Neji snorted brushing his hair back over his shoulder. Tenten clicked her tongue softly scooted her chair over until she was infront of him and started running her fingers through his hair.

"Poor you." She cooed shaking her head. Neji snorted again unconsciously moving closer to her. Tenten, blushing faintly, continued doing this while thinking of trying to get Neji out of his little jam.

"Neji."

"Hm."

"Did you tell Gaara you didn't send him that link."

"Hmm I tried to but he was so bent on killing me I didn't get the chance to. Hmmm." Tenten grinned at the noises Neji was making, before crying,

"I got an idea!" she stopped playing with Neji's hair, much to Neji annoyance, and push herself over to her computer clicking on the print button, then moving to her printer. Neji followed her with his eyes, head tilted to the side, as she softly urged her printer to print faster. He help but smirk her at her.

"Got it!" Tenten chirped happily after the computer finished printing, "See, Neji all you have to do is give Gaara this."

"And how do you expect me to do that?"

"Ok fine. Lets do this instead."

Scene change

Gaara stopped a few feet from Lee, who was practicing his taijutsu stances.

"Lee." Lee squeaked spinning around, his eyes widen in disbelief at Gaara.

"G-gaara what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be back in your village?"

"Not until I kill him." Lee blinked.

"Kill who?"

"Neji."

"Why?"

"You don't know."

"Know what?" Gaara stared very hard at Lee, who lowered his eyes to the ground.

"He didn't tell you."

"Tell me what?" Gaara continued staring at Lee, who kept his eyes to the ground, but he glanced at him every once and a while. Gaara crossed his arms frowning. He was confused; why didn't Neji tell Lee, his own teammate what he did. Well, Gaara will worry about after he killed Neji.

"Where is Neji?"

"Um I don't know. I haven't seen . . .oh! There he is! Hi Neji!" Lee, grinning happily, started waving furiously over Gaara shoulder. Gaara turned around and glared at Neji, who was walking into the clearing, with his arms crossed, glaring back defiantly.

To Be Continued . . .

Well that's it for this chapter if you want to see what happens review and I'll get the next chapter up fast until next time later.Neji's reaction will be in parts, so this chapter is part 1. The second part will be next chapter along with the rest of part 1. So I hope you enjoyed and please review I need help taking Neji out everyone!