Author's Note: Glad people actually like this. I didn't think anyone would actually read this... Anyway, I'd also like to say that this takes place after the Avengers. While I loved the movie, I was a little disappointed in the lack of Darcy—which is why this fic is under the Thor archive. I've got the next five or so chapters planned out, so I hope you keep reading. My personal favorite is the next chapter, and you'll see why as long as this keeps getting a positive response.

Disclaimer: NO! NOT MINE!


"Say ah."

Loki glared at the insufferable mortal before him, not for the first time wishing he was not chained to a wall. He supposed this was what he got for 'murdering' the woman's 'best friend'. SHIELD was just looking for excuses to keep him in a cell.

"Dude, seriously. If you don't eat now, they're not going to let you eat later."

"I refuse to eat that disgusting glob of red you insist on calling food," he sneered.

"It's not disgusting, it's lasagna. If you don't eat it, I will. And I'll enjoy it. I mean, even Garfield likes lasagna, and he's about as cranky as you are." Darcy adds as an afterthought, "But definitely not as hot."

"If you think that flattery is going to make me do your bidding, you—" he's interrupted by a forkful of lasagna being jammed into his open mouth.

"Now chew, and then swallow." She watches as the god does as instructed, satisfied at the pleasantly surprised glint in his eyes. "You like it, don't you?" she asked with a smirk, already knowing the answer.

Smug mortal.


AN: So, like I said, positive response equals quick update. While you're at it, take a look at my Kagome(Inuyasha)/Loki(Avengers) fic called Mutual Enemy. If you're a fan of Kagome crossovers, check that out. It features a dark side Kagome! Fun right? Review!