Daily Fix

It looks like you people want me to write something sex-related and here I thought I was the pervy one! LOL The main theme of these three is: Mothers. Enjoy! Again, a big fat thank you to Audrey for beta-ing.

Sorry for the delay, I had a very hectic couple of days... I'll try to write more often this week.


Clinic is such a nice place to meet interesting people. (6cbrillhante) – 454 words

"Mrs Jansen, Dr Cuddy will be visiting you in Exam Room 5 in a couple minutes," Nurse Brenda called out, offering the patient a small smile. A petite woman in her early 70 stood up, smiled at the nurse and approached the room. Her blonde middle length hair swayed on her shoulders as she walked into the exam room.

Once into the room, she sat onto the exam table and looked around: the room was neat, perfectly clean from floor to roof, to the closets containing who knows what. Her eyes roamed the room once again, looking for something to do as she waited for the Doctor to enter. Someone opened the door.

"Mrs... Jansen, I'm Dr Lisa Cuddy..." the doctor said as she examined the chart carefully.

"I perfectly know who you are, Lisa," the woman said with a gentle smile. Cuddy looked up and finally saw who the woman was, her eyes widening in both shock and surprise.

"Mrs House..." she mumbled. "I..." she started but stopped abruptly when the woman stood up and hugged her tightly.

"Every time I see you, you get prettier," she said, kissing her cheek before looking intently at her.

"I..." Cuddy started but found no words.

"I learned from a certain oncologist that you are the lucky woman who had finally tamed my beloved son." she exclaimed with a smile. Cuddy smiled back at her and nodded her head yes.

"He has always loved you, you know?" Blythe said, still smiling.

"I do and everything between us if great so far," Cuddy said, becoming more comfortable in the woman's presence.

"So, may I have the pleasure to have lunch with you today?" the eldest woman asked politely.

"Of course, let me get my purse," Cuddy said and moved towards the door. She didn't have the time to open it because House stormed into the exam room, wrapping a long arm around her waist.

"Did I scare you?" he asked with a devilish grin. Cuddy merely nodded, turning her head slightly towards the patient in the room, but House didn't notice the woman standing there with a goofy smile. "Ready for lunch?" he asked, pecking her lips.

"Greg..." Blythe said. House turned around to face the woman and immediately let go of Cuddy, who almost lost her balance.

"I need to lay down on the pills..." he mumbled before leaving the room as fast as he could.

Blythe chuckled and reached for Cuddy's arm, embracing her once again. They both stared at House as he left the clinic, stealing a lollypop from the jar on the nurses' desk before disappearing in the crowd.


Caught in the act. (Arlene Cuddy) – 259 words

Cuddy was panting hard and so was House, as he thrust inside of her, hips smashing, lips bruising due to the strength of their kisses. Her hands pressed on his back, her nails almost drawing blood as they gripped his shoulder blades firmly.

"Lisa?" a voice called put from the threshold.

"Shit!" they both murmured under their breath as they stopped simultaneously. House hissed in pain as he slid off of Cuddy, clutching his leg in his hand.

"I'll go have a shower... a cold shower..." he said as he clumsily made his way to the bathroom.

Lisa shook her head and in a nanosecond she was dressed in one of House's T-shirt. She was just in time to grab a pair of panties from the floor and slid them up her tights when Arlene opened the door furious.

"What the hell is going on? You were supposed to take Rachel home two hours ago! She sleeping in my car now and..." she stopped abruptly. Her eyes roamed the room, examining everything closely. Her critical eyes moving quickly before stopping on her daughter.

"Were you... were you having sex?" she asked. They heard House chuckling from the bathroom and Cuddy punched the door to make his shut up.

"Mom... I..." she started.

"No need to explain." she said shrugging. She turned around, opening the door once again.

"Everyone needs a good shag every once in a while. I do too," she concluded, closing the door behind her with a triumphant smile.


Drinking in company is better. (Arlene Cuddy)

"Hey, Doc House!" the bartender greeted him. House lazily raised his arm, waving his hand as he walked to the counter, sat on his usual stool and ordered a double scotch.

Twenty minutes later his glass was almost empty.

"Hey Scott, pour me another one..." he said. Scott smiled and was about to pour the gold liquid when a waitress came up to him and whispered something in his ear, then winked at House.

"Looks like someone is offering you this round," he said, pointing to the blonde woman sitting at a table in the corner. As House turned around, the woman waved her hand. House sighed and, taking the glass with him, he walked toward her table.

"Mrs Cuddy..." he said, sitting in front of her. "What do I own the pleasure of your visit?" he asked.

"I heard you were a complete schmendrick to my daughter this morning," she said, sipping on her Sex On The Beach.

"I had to. She forced me to spend the whole week in the clinic," he said.

Arlene drank the entire content of the glass in one go before smirking.

"You could have withheld sex instead of insulting her... It would have hurt her more." House chuckled.

"It's almost impossible to stop your daughter when what she wants is sex," he said seeming completely at ease.

"You know, if I had this conversation with my daughters they would try to shut my mouth. I'm actually impressed you are here talking about yours and Lisa's sex life," she said standing up.

"Where are you going now?" House asked the old woman.

"Well, I don't have all night. Places to go, cocktails to drink, people to... meet," she said with a smile. "I hope you make up to her. I would suggest you to bring her chocolate."

"Should I really?" he asked, following her out.

"Dark chocolate with caramel pieces and sea salt," she said as she reached for her car. "She will fall to your feet... well, I hope for you she falls on knees and from there I'm sure you know what to do after that," she concluded with a grin, leaving a stunned House staring at her as she closed the car door and speed away.