Several hours later, Christmas dinner had been eaten, and guests were arriving for the party. The boys greeted the guests dressed in matching suits, seeing the familiar faces of neighbours they hadn't seen in so long. They went into the kitchen as the party started to get going, music blasting and people drinking. Kevin was slumped in a kitchen chair, nursing a can of beer in his hands. His eyes were bright red, his hair a mess, and he had quite clearly wet his pants.
"Ew." John laughed at his brother. "Kevin's drunk again."
Edward pulled a disgusted face at the mess in front of them. The twins looked around and saw lots of loud men holding pints of Guinness, staggering about in slow motion. "Do you think we'd be like that if we drank alcohol?" Edward asked.
"I hope not" was Johns reply.
"When do you think we should try it? We are 19." Edward said to John.
"Are you saying we should try now? Like, right now?" John replied, a slightly rebellious smile on his face.
"Well I wasn't exactly saying..." Edward got cut off by his excited brother grabbing 4 cans off the table.
"You get 4, I'll get 4. Meet me in our room." And on that note, John was gone.
Edward stared at the 4 cans on the kitchen table. Nobody would notice if they were gone, everyone was too loud, and there were drinks scattered all across the room. Edward reached for the alcohol, only to be interrupted by a hideous noise. Edward laughed, realizing it was only Kevin snoring. He snook the drinks under his top, and headed upstairs.
John had already opened a can when Edward had got there. He was taking careful sips, still unsure of the taste. Edward locked the door behind him, and lay the drinks down on the bed next to John's.
"W..what's it like?" Edward asked, intrigued, as his brother took another sip.
"I don't know Edward. It's like, cool, but weird. Try some."
Edward did as John told him, and opened the can. He gulped down as much as he could in one go, John looking on in amazement. Coughing and spluttering, Edward held the can away from him. "That was... I like it!" He giggled, taking another gulp.
"Slow down man! Let me catch up okay." John joined in with the giggling and drinking. He stood up and span round whilst drinking, making him dizzy. Edward followed suit, and before they knew it, they had drank the 8 cans between them.
Edward was lying face up on the floor, hysterically laughing at the ceiling. He pointed out a piece of blu tack, looked at John, and burst out laughing again. John was sat on his bed, swaying slightly from side to side.
"Whusso funny?" he asked Edward, bewildered. Edward looked over and attempted to stand up, but instead, rolled onto his tummy, facing the floor. Again, he burst out laughing.
"Edrd. Edrrrrrd!" John swayed forwards, tipping himself over onto the floor. His movements were slow and sloppy, as he attempted to roll Edward over. "Edrd shpeek" he slurred, earning another giggle from his brother. He pulled Edward around, so he was facing upwards again. John leant down and attempted to listen to Edwards breathing, but ended up just laying his head on his chest. "Edrd ar you wake or ded" he mumbled, trying to pull himself back up.
"I'm great John, super super super!" Edward giggled in response. John sat up, and Edward managed to copy him. Sitting cross legged, he placed his hands on John for support.
"Johrn, y'look like a flower in thgarden." Edward smiled at his brother.
"Why'my a flower Edrd?" John replied, looking confused.
"B'cus y'bootiful!" Edward beamed back at him. He leant over to John and captured his mouth in a sloppy, passionate kiss, licking his nose at one point, but not being fully aware of it. "Johrn." Edward announced suddenly. "I want y'to naked me okay?"
John looked at Edward in confusion. "Naked you Edrd?"
"NAKED ME JOHRN" Edward shouted happily.
"Shhht Ed people downstairs will hear y'being loud" John whispered, leaning close to Edwards ear.
"Pees naked me Johrn." Was his response, along with puppy dog eyes. John couldn't refuse, and so started trying to undo the buttons on Edwards shirt.
5 minutes and 3 undone buttons later, John decided ripping Edwards shirt off was the best option. He grabbed the material and tugged it off in one go, smiling at his brothers naked chest. Edward was squirming about trying to get out of his trousers, while John took off his own shirt. John tried to kiss Edward from his snail trail up to his mouth seductively, but ended up head butting his chest. It was good enough for Edward, though.
"Get y'jeans off Jarn, hurry!" Edward teased, pulling at the button on his brothers jeans. Between them, they managed to get both Johns jeans and boxers off, followed by Edwards matching underwear. They were both hard by now; it has taken them at least 20 minutes to get their clothes off. John leant over Edward, and got ready to enter him. Edward was more than ready and lay staring at his brother in excitement.
"Is it in yet Johrn?" He asked enthusiastically.
"Not yet Edrd. Are you ready?" John didn't wait for a reply before messily entering him. Edward groaned in pleasure, not feeling any pain, after drinking so much alcohol. John managed to get a rhythm going after a few thrusts, which made Edward giggle in delight. He pulled John down by his neck, and shoved his tongue in his mouth, still laughing, and now dribbling slightly.
"Edrd," the older twin mumbled into the kiss, "y'so tight I'm nogunna last." John thrust deeper in one clumsy movement, which caused Edward to squeal. John kept hitting the same spot, making Edward's eyes roll to the back of his head. He was scratching at the carpet, needing something to grab onto. Just as he thought he couldn't be happier, John grabbed his dick and started pumping it in time with his movements. Edward screamed out Johns name, due to the sudden increase in pleasure.
Suddenly, there was a knock on their bedroom door. They froze still, looking at the door in a panic.
"Johrn what do we do?" Edward whispered, staring at the door handle being twisted frantically.
"The door's locked, they can't come in okay." John reassured his brother, still panting.
"Lemme in I need TOILET" They heard from the door. "KEVIN NEEDS WEE LET ME IN."
The boys breathed a sigh of relief.
"This isn't the bathroom, go'way you footface!" John growled at the door. His head was spinning; the drink was still affecting him.
They listened intently for Kevin's reply, but there was nothing.
"Johrn I don't think he's there no more." Edward grinned at his twin. "Jus' carry on okay."
John laughed at his brother's eagerness, and did as he was told. He began his movements again, while Edward wrapped his legs around Johns hips. This gave John more access, and eventually got into a steady but clumsy rhythm. Minutes later, John let out a loud, slurred groan, shortly followed by Edward.
"That was so good Johrn." Edward panted, as John collapsed onto him.
John pulled his twin into a tight embrace. "I'm being serious okay, my head hurts so much." He pulled off a blanket from his bed, and wrapped it around them both.
Edward kissed his brother softly on the forehead, before they fell asleep in each other's arms.
