Theme: Prank.

Pairing: Implied Sasuke x Sakura.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

Warning: Minor Adult Themes...so, kiddies, don't be offended. It's implied.


Ever since Sakura had re-discovered her sense of humor –did she have one?- as a result of years of Naruto's companionship, Sasuke knew he was in for trouble.

Although…Naruto had probably affected him too, considering he was standing alongside her in this nonsense. Did they really have to hide behind an overgrown rock? Honestly? Why wasn't Naruto here?


"We need to run them off or something." He ignored her.

"Sasuke?"

"Yes…Sakura?"

"We need to run them off, it's getting ridiculous."

"Why? Let's just move."

"No, this is our training spot."

"How?"

"What?"

"How is it ours?"

"Because I say it is!"

"Oh."

"Yes."

"Well, then, what are you going to do?"

"Me? What am 'I' going to do? I think you mean what are 'we' going to do."

"No, I mean, what are you going to do?"


His hand was hurting already, -he never did have good chakra control- and his headache was starting to build up. Somehow, he ended up throwing the punches. So what if Sakura could break the boulder? She should control her temper…

Although…he rather punch the boulder than scream obscene noises. He was a respectable man, not a pig.

"Oh! Sasuke!"

Sasuke paused his punching to look at her with a shell-shocked face. This was not a part of the plan.

He wanted to kick her grin, or just walk away. She shouldn't be laughing; laughing was not in the contract.

She snorted, "Oh, Sasuke! Oh, yessss."

He tried to kick her, but she laughed harder. "Ohhhhh, Sasukeeeeeeeee-kuunnn….!"


"All you have to do is punch the thing."

"What thing?"

"The boulder."

"Why?"

"So they get the illusion!"

"What illusion?"

She looked at him then, as if almost deciding…"Sasuke, darling…if I'm screaming like a maniac…and your punching a boulder…what illusion does this create?"

"That your pelvis is ground into the rock?"

She snorted, "Yes."

"Why?"

"So they don't come back!"

"…."

"I'm not taking this too far, Sasuke."

"…."

"I'm not."

"…."

"Sasuke!"

"I'm not saying anything."

"Exactly."

"…."

"Pervert."

"….I didn't come up with the plan."

She ignored that.


He looked at her, "Are they gone?"

"No." She motioned for him to slow down, and so he did. "Sasuukeeeee, oh darling…oohhh…"

She made a scene to sound breathless, "oh…."

They stopped any movement.

"I think it worked."

"…"

"I don't sense them."

"That was uncomfortable."

"Aw, poor little Sasuke's been turned into a dirty boy."

"…I'm not…"

"C'mere and I'll make it feel all better!"

"Sakura!

She just kept laughing.


Several miles away, two men stared at each other, breathless.

"Gai-sensei?"

"Yes, Lee?"

"Can we not go back there?"

"Yes, Lee."


Aw, poor Lee and Gai. Yes, I'm a pervert. I warned you. Hehe. Next Chapter: I don't know. bwahahaha, I'll see. Chaos Ensues. Please Review.