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Rabbit Seasoning
"Awfully unsthporting of me I know! But what the hay I gotta have sthome fun! And besidesth it'sth really duck stheason." As he was ducking down he hit his beak on the rock.
"OWWW!"
"This is gonna be a wonggggggg day."
"Sthup up Elmer!"
"Are you good Daffy? Can we start over?"
"Yesth."
"Okay ACTION!"
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"Okay wabbit now I gotcha!" Bugs gets a grin on his face then pushes Elmer in the hole.
"AAHHHH! I think I wusted my wead." Bugs and Daffy high five while laughing.
"Alright Bugs knock it off!"
"Yes sir!" Bugs mock solutes as Daffy snickers.
"Alright start over!"
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Take one
"Well no I haven't even seen a wabbit yet!"
"This is prepo-" He trips over a rock and falls into the hole.
"You should have been named klutz HAHAHAHA!"
"For shame doc picking on someone when their down. Especially when their down in a hole."
"You'reeeeeeeeeee..."
"Ye-s?"
"Nevermind."
Take two
"Well no I haven't even seen a wabbit yet!"
"This is- heuheu LINE!"
"This is preposterous! Did you even read the script Daf?"
"Yesth I read the sthcript!"
"Wait wait how does Bugs know your line and you don't?"
"Umm no comment?"
Take three
"Well no I haven't even seen a wabbit yet!"
"This is preposterous! Say what's-" Elmer leans to far and falls down.
"The one time I get it right and you go and trip! Gee I don't get paid enough for thisth!"
"You keep this up and you won't get paid at all!"
"Yesth sthir!"
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"It's true doc I'ma rabbit alright would you like to shoot him now- oh shoot!"
"Did you even read the sthcript Bugsth?"
"Eh shut up!" Everyone minus Bugs laughs.
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"Let's run though that again."
"Okay. Would you like to shoot me now or wait til you get home?"
"Sh-"
"I love to sing-a about the moon-a and the June-a-"
"He-he sthorry everybody forgot to put it on vibrate."
"Why is that your ringtone?"
"I don't questhtion your life don't questhtion mine!" Bugs shrugs.
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"I'm sthtill not too crazy about getting my beak sthhot off I thought you sthaid you were going to talk to the brothersth!"
"I did Daf you should be tanking me! There were originally twice this many shots! But I got them to take some of them away for my friend!"
"Well gee thanksth Bugsth I really appreciate that!"
"Anyting for my friend I mean that's what friends do."
"Yea sthorry for yelling at you guessth I got a little carried away..."
"A little?"
"Yesth a little!"
"Eh it's better than noting."
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"It's not he doesn't have to shoot me now, it's he doesn't have to shoot you now! Well I say that I messed up somewhere."
"Talk about your pronoun trouble!"
"You're desthpicable!"
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"Look you're a hunter right?"
"Wight!"
"And this is rabbit stheason right?"
"Wight!"
"And if he was a rabbit what would you do?"
"Yea your so sthmart! If I was a rabbit what would you do?"
"Well I'd..."
"Not again." Elmer shoots but once again Daffy ducks.
"DAFFY!"
"What you try being sthhot at! It'sth not exactly easthy!"
"Sorry Daffy but the people find it funny!"
"The thingsth I do for money... alright I'll do it but I won't like it."
"We're not asking you to like it we're asking you to not duck." The director inhales loudly, "Alright start over!"
"Man we're wonna be here worever! I'm hungry!"
"Yea don't we get lunch at some point?"
"Alright everybody take lunch but be back in 30 minutes!"
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Huhuhuhu "Take a peak up and see if hes still around."
Daffy nods, "Righto." He jumps only to not reach the opening and falls flat on his face.
"Huh maybe you should have been named klutz."
"Aagaa."
"CUT!"
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Take one
"Hi reow reow." Bugs flips through the pages and suddenly stops.
"OW!"
"What's wrong Bugs?"
"PAPER CUT!"
"SOMEONE GET HIM A BAND-AID!"
Take two
"Hi reow reow." Elmer attempts to sit down but misses the log and falls on his butt.
"HOW DO YOU MISS A LOG?!"
"Told ya we're cursed."
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"Sthurley you're not gonna be taken in by that old gag!"
"Isn't she wovely?"
"Out of sthheer honesty I demand that you tell him something I totally forgot." Everyone groans.
"Come on Daffy just read the script it's not that hard! Alright start over everybody!" They groan again but get into position.
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"Can't believe their making me do thisth! Of all the thingsth I could be doing right now I have to do thisth! Well I sthhouldn't have to put up with it! I sthhould justht march down to their office and sthay-"
"Say what Daf?"
"AHH! Geez are you trying to kill me?"
"Well not intentionally. So memorize the script yet?"
"No it's imposthsible! How do you do it?"
"Well I actually take the time ta instead of cramming it in all at once."
"You make it sthound stho easthy."
"It is easy."
"Yea okay whatever you sthay Bugsth."
"Well good luck Daf."
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"He's got me dead to ranks doc. Would you like to shoot him here or wait til you get home?"
"Oh no you don't not this time wait til you get home!"
"Alwight." They loop arms and walk away but Elmer trips and brings them both down.
"Why you-"
"EH CUT!" Bugs says.
"NO DON'T CUT! The one time I get it right and you go and screw it up!"
"CUT!"
"NO DON'T CUT! What have you to sthay for yours-" He trips and falls on his face.
"Eh now can we cut?"
"You smug son of a-" Bugs making a slashing notion with his finger across his neck.
Yay 2 chapters in one night! New record! Thanks for all the reviews and please write more it's means so much to me!
I know I'm updating quick but that won't last because the requests I got are gonna be hard but I will do them! If it's not up tomorrow it'll be up Monday without a doubt. Feel free to send in more requests of any characters it doesn't have to be just Bugs and/or Daffy I just really like these episodes and thought they were a good way to start.
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