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Impulse. Slytherin's Girl Pranksters.

Twit Squads, Feathers and Innocent Prankster

"WATCH OUT YOU FUCKING RETARDED PERSON! Jesus Christ!" swore Constance at another twitchy first-year who was staring at her.

"Cream! Breathe! The little mite may look retarded, but we don't say things like that" smirked Jasper, at her peeved off friend, as she reminded her that they were standing outside the Lion's den, and they were Snakes.

"!" Came the roar that came from their smallest friend, Kaela, as she burst through the Gryffindor Portrait

"TWIT SQUAD HAS AWOKEN!" yelled Lilac as she ran after her friend. They paused to hear the angry yellings of their arch enemies, The Marauders, or as Impulse fondly called them, 'Twit Squad'.

"IT WAS THEM! IMPULSE!" came an angry roar that came from Jasper's twin, James Potter, that sounded too close to the Portrait hole to their licking. Constance grinned wickedly and they took off running.

"THERE THEY ARE!" Sirius Black yelled, pointing to the running figures. And the Marauders chased ahead, falling straight into their trap.

Kaela winked at Sirius and they ran into the Great Hall, were most of the School was. The Marauder's ran in, covered in glue, feather's, and now it rained cold porridge on them. The girls slowed down to a light jog as they laughed with the rest of the school, at the Marauder's expressions.

"MALFOY! POTTER! NOTT! BIRMINGHAM! BLACK! POTTER! LUPIN! PETTIGREW!" yelled McGonagall. Constance shared a grin with Jasper.

"Score one for Impulse!" They whispered. It was amazing how more twin-like they were than James and Jasper.

"We were innocently-" Sirius began when Kaela scoffed.

"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure Black. You were 'Innocently' planning a prank on us? Suuuuuuuure"

"NOTT! HOLD YOUR TONGUE!" McGonagall barked, when Constance burst out into peals of laughter.

"I'm- I'm Sorry, it's just sounded like you said 'Knot your tongue" and Jasper burst out into laughter.

"Potter and Malfoy" sighed McGonagall "How many times must I remind you-"

"If it's reminding Constance, then you'll have to do it a whole more damned times. She bloody forget's everything! Jesus" Lilac exclaimed

"As I was saying, How many times must I remind you to stay out of the Gryffindor's Common Room?"

"Professor, honestly, we HATE your common room! It's too…maroony. I hate maroon. It's a vile colour and it looks like shit. Gold's alright. And the boy's dorms smell so bad, you'd need a gas mask to walk ten seconds in. And the girl's rooms are alright. The view of the Quittich pitch is great," Constance smiled dreamily, and Jasper jumped in

"-So Professor, we won't be needing anymore side trips up into your common room, unless we need to murder someone, get away from a stalker or just feel like a quick hello to brother dearest, and his….Squad? Baboons? Creepy Friends? You get the idea"

"Baboons?" smirked Kaela

"Elephants?" asked Lilac "They have the right skin" The girls burst into laughter and McGonagall came to her sences

"ENOUGH!" she barked "20 points from Slytherin, and two-day detention. Potter, Black, Lupin and Pettigrew, go clean up"

The girls grinned and slapped hi-fives. When they reached the Slytherin table, the Slytherin's burst into applause and laughter.

"Brillo thinking Cream and Jelly!" Kaela grinned as they dug into breakfast.

"We were all smashingly awesome…again" grinned Lilac as they shouted "IMPULSE!"

"Bloody awesome Connie!" Regulus Black grinned as he sat next to his friends

"Thanks Reggie. Where's Sev?" Jasper grinned, as Lilac and Kaela finished their homework

"Sick apparently. Won't let anyone speak to him. Jammed up in his room" the 6th year whispered

"It's the anniversary of his and Evans' loss of friendship yeah?" Constance frowned as she ate a mouthful of Cheerio's.

"Miss Malfoy, Potter Birmingham and Nott, your timetable's" Slughorn announced happily as Jasper and Constance made faces as he talked to them behind his back.

"Thanks Professor" Lilac chirped

"WHAT THE FUCK?" roared Constance and Jasper, together.

"Miss Potter! Miss Malfoy! Control your tongue!" Slughorn chastised.

"Sorry, it's just, WE HAVE EVERY CLASS TOGETHER!" they squealed

"I have ancient runes and divination extra" Lilac frowned

"We got kicked out of ancient runes for getting caught selling 'false data'" Jasper grinned

"When we had just dipped our owl's feet into ink, and made them walk over the page" Constance sniggered

"I have Care of Magical Beings, Ancient runes and Divination extra" Kaela smiled happily.

"What do we have now?" Jasper asked as they picked up their bags

"Potions" Constance said grimly "And please hope that I'm stuck with somebody, who actually knows what their doing, unlike me"

"Unlike last year" laughed Jasper "And we melted your cauldron about six times"

"And we all got dyed blue" Kaela added

Lilac smirked "We got kicked out forever for that!"

"Sorry!" chorused Constance and Jasper as they made their way down to the dungeon.

"TWIT SQUAD ALERT!" roared Kaela as she turned around, spying the four boys.

"Jesus- What can we do?" Jasper asked

"Nothing. They're here" Lilac whispered, pulling out her wand, and storing it up her sleeve.

"Ahh! If it isn't my little sister and her friends" James boomed, and Jasper mutted into Constance's ear.

"Her sisters" corrected Lilac

Jasper had a smirk on her face "You see brother dearest, These are my family"

James frowned "We'll always be family, no matter what mum said"

Constance bit her lip as she remembered the latest Potter family Spat.

"What Malfoy? Using your brain?" taunted Sirius

"Shut up Black" spat Constance

"Oi! Don't talk to my mate like that!" jumped in James

"I will if he talks to me like that" snarled Constance, as she shifted her position into her duelling stance.

"Everything alright? Connie? You fine?" Regulus asked looking at the tense atmosphere

"It's fine Reg. Just a tiff. Like always" Jasper shrugged

Regulus smiled "Alright, I'll see you later" and he walked off. Jasper caught Constance's eye and winked.

Constance nodded as if answering a silent question and Jasper smirked.

Lilac and Kaela shook their heads and slowly backed away. Whenever Jasper or Constance winked at each other, it ment they had a plan, and they need everyone away. Constance grinned at James,

"You know James," she said "I know that we have our differences, and we have started on the wrong foot, but I'd like us to be friends"

"Friends?" asked James uncertainly and slowly

"Yes. Friends. F-R-I-E-N-D-S" Jasper said slowly like she was talking to a five-year old. She waved her hand backwards, to signal, 'BACKUP!'

So Quickly, you might've missed it if you blinked, Constance flung a dungbomb behind them, and it became clouded, the four girls ran away, to their Potion's class.

"Cutting it close girls!" Slughorn chuckled as they reached his Classroom.

"Sorry Professor! Minor tiff." Lilac lied so smoothly, it sounded true. Constance and Jasper moved into one seat, and Lilac and Kaela into the other.

"Now, as I was saying I have picked the partners, to form a inter-house-relationship" Slughorn began

"Professor! I already dislike some of the Gryffindor house, I doubt that I need to dislike more" Constance growled as the Marauders entered the room, shooting daggers at the girls.

"What my crazy friends here is trying to say is that, maybe we should partner up with someone from our own house" Jasper said, raising one eyebrow at Constance, wondering if she had already forgotten her words, but with Constance you would never know. In one ear and Out the other.

"Interesting Point Miss Malfoy and Potter, but we shall o along with my plan. Now, the partners, Mr Potter with Miss Malfoy, Mr Lupin with Miss Potter, Mr Pettigrew with Miss Nott, Mr Black with Miss Birmingham, Mr Snape with Miss Evans.." Slughorn read off the sheet and Constance winced at every bad pairing, which, frankly was every one.

Constance moved at sat next to James. "I hope you know what you're doing. I melted my cauldron six times last year" she announced

James smiled sheepishly "Um…I was hoping you know too…"

"…We're Fucked" was Constance's response "Oh! Lettme ask Jelly…OI! JELLY! YOU UTTER IDIOT! WHAT THE FLANDONDULE ARE WE DOING?" she shouted to the other side of the Dungeon where Slughorn had put them

"DUNNO CREAM! LUPINS DOING IT ALL, THANK MERLIN! GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT! WHAT COULD HAPPEN?" Jasper shouted back

"WITH ME JELLY, EVERYTHING COULD HAPPEN!"

"SO TRUE!"

James watched their conversation with a smile "Jelly?" he asked "And Cream?"

"Padfoot?" Constance challenged "And Prongs?"

"Touché" he muttered and grinned at Constance. "Shall we go? As Jasper said, what could happen?"

What happened was that Constance burnt herself three times, James was soaking wet, and they burnt Constance's caldron.

"Sorry!" James said again, as she caught the bean that was flying dangerously close to her eye.

"S' alright. MAGIC BEAN!" Constance roared as she finally cut it.

"MERLINS UNDERCRAKERS LUPIN! HOW ON CONSTANCE'S BLONDE NATURE DID YOU DO THAT?" Jasper asked amazed. Of course, they were done.

"OI! NO NEED TO INSULT MY LACK OF MEMORY SMART ARSE!" Constance laughed

"HOW DO YOU REMEMBER MY NAME THEN?" Challenged Jasper

"ASK ME NO QUESTIONS AND I'LL TELL YOU NO LIES!" laughed Constance.

At the end of the double lesson, James and Constance handed in their potion, sorry-looking.

"Merlin's beard!" snorted Kaela "What the fuck happened to your Cauldron?"

"I happened" Constance whimpered and the girls laughed.

"See you Constance!" called James cheerfully "I'm Sorry about your cauldron!"

"No Problem Potter" Constance smirked her trademark smirk "This is the thirty-ninth cauldron"

"I'll owl Dad to pick you one up" Jasper said still laughing

"Thanks Jelly"

"No problem Cream"

"!" announced Kaela happily

"I'm tired Jelly!" whined Constance "Carry me!"

"No" retorted Jasper. Constance pouted and jumped on her back, almost sending Jasper falling over. "Merlin's Panties Cream! What don't you understand about 'no'?"

"Carry me servant!" cried Constance dramatically

"YES MASTER!"

The Hogwarts student's watched as Constance shouted things like, 'Round 'em up Cowboys!' and Jasper would neigh in response. Minerva McGonagall smiled. There certainly wasn't a tighter sisterhood than Constance Malfoy and Jasper Potter.