A/N: This little epilogue came to me when someone mentioned "fighting a ten man army".
Epilogue
Zelda squinted from her balcony. "Link? Could you come here for a minute?"
Link emerged from the room and stood next to his wife. "Yes, Zel?"
She pointed. "What is that?" Out in Hyrule field, a small band of figures was marching over the hill near Lon-Lon Ranch.
Link squinted at the figures. "Looks like soldiers. They're carrying a banner… Ethel Island?"
Zelda burst out laughing. "It's that fat prince I rejected! He came back to get me! Oh, this is too good!"
"Should I go out there?"
"Nah. Let 'em come closer. I wanna hear what he has to say."
Sure enough, they stopped outside Castle Town walls. A faint squeaking could be heard in the distance. "Zelda! Come with me!"
The aforementioned raised an eyebrow. 'Link?"
"On it." He took out a deku nut, and with a flash, he vanished.
"…I knew I shouldn't have taught him how to teleport."
"Lowly peasant! You will take us to the princess!" a lanky soldier commanded, clumsily lifting his spear.
"I don't think so." Link responded. In a quick kick, he tripped the soldier, grabbed his spear, and knocked out two others. Another tried to come on, but Link whacked him with the blunt of his sword.
A general (at least that was Link thought he was) came on. They started parrying for all of 7 seconds until Link ducked and slashed, sending him down. Five down, five to go.
Link let the soldiers get close before incinerating them with Din's fire. He turned to the prince, who didn't even now how to hold a sword.
"You're coming with me." He picked up the screaming prince and teleported.
Link re-appeared on the balcony. "How'd it go?" Zelda asked.
"Knocked out the soldiers in forty-five seconds."
"Where's the fat duck?" The princess asked curiously.
Link grinned. "Oh, he's somewhere special.
In the Shadow Temple
The prince wandered into a room… with four hands sticking out of the ground. "H-hello? Any-anyone here?"
The prince curiously poked a hand. It grabbed his head, and the prince started shrieking. Something erupted behind him.
"AHHHH!!!!!!" he screamed as the Dead Hand greedily devoured its freshest meal.
End
A/N: Hehe, Shadow Temple is the worst prison EVER!!!! Reviews will be appreciated.
-Adrenalinerush97
