This should just be a fun ride *wink wink*


Him

I saw her when she first walked in. Despite the I'm-hating-the-world-right-now demeanor, she is really hot. All skin and tight clothes and a body that makes you want to imagine how it bends, moves, and slithers during a good fuck, accompanied by a baby-face with just the right amount of sweet and sexy.

Unfortunately for me, Jessica seemed about ready to smother my dick when she arrived. My chances of getting some are way better with her than with baby over there.

"Edward! Are you listening to me?" Emmett hears her whine and gives me one of those looks.

"Yeah, babe. Kate and Tanya and the spa. Keep talking."

"So like I was saying…" Her hand latches onto my arm while the other waves around in the air. She doesn't even notice when I turn slightly toward Emmett.

"So?"

"Got in."

"And?"

"Had better."

"Damn."

"Yeah." He shakes his head. "Fuck." He says it so harshly that even Jessica stops talking to look at him.

"What?" I ask, but I already know his problem. Shorty is apparently friends with baby and they're both coming this way. I can't help grinning even though Emmett looks as if he's about to flee in terror at any moment.

"Hi! I'm Alice!" Shorty tells me after leeching herself onto Emmett's arm. She points to her side. "This is Bella."

I'm all smiles for this chick. "Edward," I say, grabbing onto her hand. I guess I hold onto it a little bit longer than necessary because Jessica talons her nails into my skin.

"Edward…" She looks up at me through her eyelashes and fuck me if she doesn't look like a chilled glass of water on a hot summer day, but baby over here has those I-wanna-play-too eyes, and the choice isn't hard.

"You said you were looking for Kate, right?"

Jessica isn't dumb. She's actually in line to be valedictorian. Beauty and brains are always hot, and that's why I wouldn't have minded a night with her. If only baby hadn't come along.

"Is that how it's going to go?"

Everyone else wants to run away. Even I can't help grimacing. "I'm sorry…"

"Whatever, man." Her saunter away accomplishes exactly what she set out for. I already miss that pussy.

"What? You didn't want to tap that?" She asks me, sliding her tightness right up next to mine.

"Not tonight." I grin, hers matching mine almost instantly. "Can I get you another beer?"