Chapter two of the insanity! I'm just doing this as I feel like it, so if I update three days in a row and then don't for a week, don't freak out. Yes, Zelda12343, I will be accepting requests, but I can't guarantee that I'll use them. I will, however, try. With that said, let's begin!
Disclaimer: Don't own any of the characters used in this fic.
It was a regular day at Smash Mansion. There were several clouds in the sky, only one or two brawls, and no one had anything to do. Then the doorbell rang.
DONG DING!
Link, who had been healed by Dr. Mario, walked up to the door. "We don't want to buy any-"
This time the hyalian was being choked by the black-cloaked character in the doorway. His mask made strange breathing sounds. By this time, several Brawlers had congregated by the door again. Some were cheering him on, and others were gasping in horror. A random vendor sold popcorn at the back of the crowd. Link fainted.
Mario decided now was a good time to intervene. He walked up to Darth Vader and used his flamethrower. Darth Vader, who has a fear of fire, began yelling as he began to burn. This saved Link, who fell to the floor.
"Now, is this any way to treat our guest?" Master Hand walked through the crowd, motioning for Squirtle to put out the fire. "Hello, Mister Vader, welcome to smash mansion. Help yourself to a guest room and any of the food Kirby hasn't eaten or hasn't been claimed by the other Brawlers. I am Master Hand. Good day." The hand walked away.
Vader spoke for the first time. "Strange thought process. He's the first one I've met that introduces himself after telling me everything else." Vader force-jumped to the stairs and walked out of sight.
"Something tells me he's not done with us yet. What do you guys think?" asked Luigi.
"…."
"DOCTOR OCTOGONOPUS BWAAAA!" Toon Link laughed happily, perched safely on Octogonopus's back. The two flew off to find something else to blow up while everyone else lay in a smoking heap except for Kirby, who was arguing with the Popcorn Vendor.
"How many times has that happened now?"
TIME LAPSE….
Vader had claimed a room and was now roaming the halls of smash mansion. He wasn't paying attention to where he was going, and Falco accidentally ran into him. Vader glared angrily at the anthropomorphic bird. "You're going to regret that!" Vader proceeded to force-choke Falco.
A large white-gloved finger tapped Darth Vader on the shoulder. "I'm sorry, Vader, but I can't have you choking my Brawlers. I need them to make money, you see."
"So…you're using them?"
"Essentially, yes. Yes I am."
"Smart of you. Unfortunately, I don't like to be interrupted while I'm killing people. So…" Vader tried to choke Master Hand.
The hand just laughed. "Why won't it work on you?" The Sith Lord asked.
"I don't have a throat to choke. I'm a hand, in case you hadn't noticed." Falco, who had been getting his breath back on the floor, finally spoke.
"Seriously, Vader, anger management classes!" He called over his shoulder as he ran. But before Vader could do anything about that, Toon Link and Doctor Octogonopus came up, the former cackling evilly. Master Hand teleported.
"Oh crap…"
"DOCTOR OCTOGONOPUS BWAAAAA!"
I wrote this chapter while alternating between four other stories, a songfic (already posted) a horror fic (not done) a oneshot (Not done either) and a novel I'm writing outside of Fanfiction. I love multitasking. R&R, no flames.
