I apologize, Wolfstorm7, because I will not be taking your other advice about making this less ridiculous just yet :). Sorry, I have to much crazy dialogue to get out of my system first :)

The next day, the DR is buzzing with cats, who all want to see dead loved ones, since they heard that Jayfeather and Blossomkit met with the famous deceased Bluestar and Yellowfang!

Unfortunately, Jayfeather has other plans. He uses his mystical powers to command them all:

Jayfeather raised his voice above the commotion. "OK, EVERYONE WHO IS NOT A MEDICINE CAT GO AWAY!!!"

A whole bunch of people leave the DR in a daze.

Jayfeather cleared his throat to address the remaining cats. "I have called this medicine cat meeting to discuss the distribution of herbs, the moonly visit to the moonpool, and Hollyleaf's peculiar new obsession with fox dung."

Littlecloud recoiled. "Eew."

Mothwing agreed, curling her lip. "Eew. Fox dung??"

Jayfeather sighed and nodded. "Yes, it is highly disconcerting."

Willowshine cocked her head. "I thought Hollyleaf was dead???"

"Sadly not. The Magical Stick has informed me that she is still out there. Not dead."

Barkface stood up. "I have been alive since the first book ever!" he declared. "Shouldn't I be dead?!?!?!"

"That's not a very nice thing to say about yourself, Barkface." Mothwing narrowed her eyes.

Barkface grumbled to himself.

Kestrelpaw shouted, "I WANT MY FULL NAME!!!"

Barkface pushed him down and barked, "Quiet, you little brat. I'm really old and haven't thought of it yet!"

"So unfair…" Kestrelpaw grumbled.

Just then, Blossomkit burst into the DR.

"I WANNA BE A MEDICINE CAT TOO!!! I WANT A FULL MEDICINE CAT NAME!! MAKE ME YOUR APPRENTICE JAYFEATHER!!!"

Jayfeather hesitated. "Well..."

Blossomkit continued, "Then I'll be one step closer to taking over the WORLD! Mua. Ha."

Yellowfang widened her eyes. "You are one twisted miniature cat. do you even know anything about medicine???"

"Well, I know that deathberries kill people…" Blossomkit shuffled her paws.

"ThunderClan is in trouble," Yellowfang concluded.

Blossomkit cackled. "Way to figure that one out, O mighty starclan warrior!" she growled sarcastically.

Yellowfang's eyes narrowed. She bristled. "Watch it, you scrap of fur!"

Near the door, Kestrelpaw looked around the DR, at a loss for words. "This is weeiiird…" he concluded.

Blossomkit jumped to her paws, turning from Yellowfang to Kestrelpaw. "You are weird!!"

"You're the maniac kit who wants to take over the world!" Kestrelpaw retorted.

Blossomkit remembered her evil plot. A sly grin crossed her face. "MUAHA!"

Kestrelpaw looked up at the ceiling. "I am surrounded by freaks," he murmured.

"Oh, go jump in the lake!" Yellowfang shoved Kestrelpaw.

Ferncloud entered the Discussion Room, shaking her finger at them all (figuratively). "Now, now children violence only leads to more violence…"

Yellowfang bared her teeth. "That's the general idea."

Kestrelpaw ignored her. "Whatever happened to the medicine cat meeting??"

Yellowfang looked at Blossomkit. "Well, seeing as Blossomkit is evil and my kit is Brokenstar, I'd say that neither of us are qualified anymore. We may as well leave."

Blossomkit spat, "Damn it all to the dark forest!"

"Watch your language, little kit!" Ferncloud chastised. "Let your anger out in more constructive ways."

Blossomkit stuck out her tongue. "Make me, goody-goody!"

Ferncloud looked affronted. "I'm not a goody-goody, I'm a therapist!"

Yellowfang growled. "Same difference."

Kestrelpaw had had enough. "You people are hopeless!"

Kestrelpaw left the Discussion Room in a huff.

Yellowfang spat in his wake. "Good riddance."

Jayfeather gave up. "The medicine cat meeting is adjourned."