As they traveled on the space ship, Goku and Matthew were excising while their sisters were sleeping in their rooms. After excising for a bit, Matthew got up and went over to Goku's sister's room. Goku spotted this and pushed the prince inside before slowly locking the door. The sleeping woman was curled up into a ball, muttering Matthew's name while there was a heavy blush upon her face. Matthew looked smug while Goku felt like slapping him so hard, he'd fly out of the ship. The pink haired saiyan kissed her forehead and started whispering dirty things in her ear, much to Goku's displeasure. Luckily for Goku, luck was on his side and Raditz turned over and accidently brushed against the prince. She, of course, opened up her eyes, saw him, and pushed him away while covering herself.
"KAKARROT! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" she yelled angrily.
"What about him?" he asked pointing to the prince.
"HIM TOO!"
"What if I told you that I loved you?" said the prince raising a finger.
"W-what? R-really?" she blushed, but then shook her head angrily. "No! Get out before…"
"What's the heck is going on in here?!" Vegeta had stormed in, ready to kick some butt when she saw her brother and his guard. She glared at them. "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU BUFFOONS TO NOT COME BACK IN HERE!"
"We got lost!" said Matthew.
"YEAH RIGHT AND I'M REALLY A MAN!" She came closer, slamming her fist into her hand. "You're really gonna get it now, you punks!"
"It's two against one, sucker!" said Goku and then he turned. "Right, Matthew?"
However the prince had ran from the room, leaving his guard behind. Before Goku could yell at him, Vegeta started throwing punches that he tried dodging, but because she was elite, she beat the crap out of him very easily and then threw him out. Once he gained consciousness, he went back to his room and found Matthew in his bed "sleeping".
"WAKE UP, YOU FUCKING COWARD!" The angry saiyan yelled at him.
"Oh, K-kakarot! You're alive!" Matthew sounded surprised.
"OF COURSE I AM! SHE WASN'T GOING TO BEAT ME TO DEATH LIKE I AM YOU!"
"H-hold on a minute, Kakarot! You can't kill me! Dad'll get really mad and…"
"I DON'T CARE!"
*ONE ASS WHOPPING LATER*
"Ow! Why'd you have to hit me so hard?" moaned Matthew. The prince didn't exactly look beat up, but that didn't mean it didn't hurt.
"Because you betrayed me, ya ninny!" Goku yelled at the older male. "We were supposed to be friends."
"Oh, so if Raditz was about to kick our butts, you wouldn't have run?"
"Well…uh…okay you have a point." said the saiyan in defeat. If it had been them vs Raditz, he would have bailed too.
"I thought so." the prince said lying back down.
The next morning, the two were woken up by Vegeta very roughly shaking them and yelling. "GET UP, CLOWNS! WE'RE STOPPING!"
"Ow! Not so hard, Nee-chan!" Matthew said as Goku looked like he wanted to hit Vegeta for disturbing his sleep. "Wait, we're already here?"
"No. We're just stopping for some quick supplies." said Vegeta. "Now get up and put on some clothes. Raditz and I are already dressed, so hurry up or else."
Goku gave her the finger, but she saw it from the corner of her eye and punched him in the stomach. "Next time it's your neck!"
"No." Goku mumbled. "Next time it'll be your…"
"Want to finish that sentence, Kakarot?" Vegeta was back in Goku's face.
"No." Goku made a face behind Vegeta and got punched.
"DO YOU THINK I'M PLAYING AROUND HERE, YOU THIRD CLASS WASTE OF SPACE?!"
"Behave, Kakarot!" Raditz snapped punching her little brother. "You're so stupid."
"Come on, Raditz." Vegeta said gesturing for her to follow. "Let's leave these buffoons behind so we can relax."
Raditz nodded and gave her brother the "DON'T YOU DARE DO ANYTHING STUPID OR I WILL KICK YOUR BUTT!" look. Once the women were gone, Matthew poked Goku. "Hey, wanna go spy on our sisters?"
"You know where they're going?" asked his guard.
"Duh! This planet has the best hot springs and there's no doubt about it that Vegeta is going there with your hot sister."
"Hm…how can I trust what you're saying?"
"We're friends, aren't we?"
"…"
"Well I guess I'll just have to look at all the gorgeous views there alone. Who knows? Maybe they've got some more sexy, hot naked, babes there." Matthew flew off.
"Hey! Wait for me!"
"Oh this feels so nice!" Raditz purred as she settled down into the springs.
"It sure does…damn…we need to have one of these in the palace!" Vegeta sighed in relief. As they sat there for a while, Vegeta took in the scenery before her eyes laid on the woman in front of her. Raditz was pretty alright…for a third class anyways. Although Vegeta was pretty in her own right, she was a bit jealous of what Raditz had that she didn't: a huge pair of grade A boobs. The princess sunk down deep into the water, with only her eyes visable.
'I can't believe I'm jealous of a third class.' she grumbled in her thoughts. 'Dammit, I shouldn't be the one jealous of her. She should be jealous of me and not the other way around. I'm so flat chested, I may as well be a damn man. Not only that, but she's so much better looking than me. I bet everybody has their eyes on her all the time. Damn her…'
"Something wrong, your majesty?" Raditz was looking her way now.
"What?"
"You just looked troubled is all." shrugged Raditz.
"Oh it's nothing really. Just worrying about those idiots." She lied.
"Maybe we should have considered bringing them with us."
"For them to peek in on us? No way."
"True. Well hopefully they'll behave until we get back."
"Yeah hopefully."
MEANWHILE
"Slow down, Matthew." Goku urged his friend. "Where are we going?"
"Towards our sisters, duh. Well your sister and mine."
"Why?"
"It's a surprise and a good at that." he smirked. "You'll thank me later, friend."
Goku wasn't too sure what Matthew was up to, but he had his curiosity peek just by them heading towards some hot girls. A few minutes later, they arrived at a very steamy and humid area. Goku groaned. The armor he was wearing was starting to make him hotter than he should be. "Why the heck are we here? My clothes are starting to stick like crazy!"
"Just wait a minute, Kakarot. It gets better." Matthew said as they landed. "Take off your clothes and keep quiet."
"If you're about to suggest what you think, I'm about to leave."
"No! Just strip down to your underwear…"
"See ya…"
"Come back here, Goku." he grabbed the man's tail to stop him from leaving. "If you wanna ruin the surprise, fine! I'll just have a peek on a naked Raditz myself."
"Naked?" This got Goku's attention fast. "As in no clothes on?"
"Yep!" Within seconds, Goku was in his underwear.
"Go on! Hurry up!" After Matthew finished getting ready the two snuck near enough to see the two women bathing. Goku was glad he came. Raditz was washing Vegeta's back…NAKED! OH YEAH! The two man stared for a long time, enjoying the view.
"I bet you're glad you came now." said Matthew.
"Damn right!" The two were silent for a moment. "Do you think they're going to do anything?"
"Like what?"
"Like have sex, duh."
"I doubt it." admitted Matthew. "They're just bathing."
"Well fuck then!" Goku yelled a little too loudly. "I thought we were coming to see some woman on woman action or something!"
"Sh, man!" The pink haired man pleaded.
"No! Fuck that! I thought you said this was a good surprise, not a stupid one with a little bit of good stuff in it! You liar!"
"Kakarot…"
"Don't Kakarot me, you little ass! Where's the action at!? What's the good in this?" snapped Goku. "You're lucky I don't kill you right now."
"Kakarot, we really need to…"
"We don't need to do shit!" yelled the furious warrior. "How dare you bring me out here?!"
"I'm outta here!" Matthew took off running and flew off.
"FINE! RUN AWAY YOU COWARD."
"Ahem, do hope you're finished now."
"As a matter of fact…oh heeeeeeey there your majesty and my always gorgeous sister!" Goku had turned around to see the two angry women glaring at him. Both were wearing towels and looking furious. "Fancy seeing you two here!"
"Cut the act, you third class dog." snapped Vegeta cutting Goku short before he could babble on anymore. "We know you were spying on us."
"No I wasn't!"
"Yeah right!" She punched him in the stomach, sending him flying before throwing a few ki blasts at him. "Wait until we get back to Planet Vegeta! My father will happily punish you!"
"W-what about Matthew?! He was here too!"
"I'll deal with him later. Raditz, put some clothes on and deal with this filth. I'm going to stay here for a while longer."
"Yes ma'am." As Vegeta walked away, Raditz turned and shook her fist at her brother before leaving.
By the time she got back, Goku was still the spa. "KAKAROT! GET SOME CLOTHES ON!"
"Why should I? Can't I get on my relaxation…OOOOOW!" Goku yelled as Raditz grabbed him by the ear.
"GET SOME CLOTHES ON, NOW." She growled before letting him go. After getting his clothes on, the long haired saiyan began lecturing him. "You're not making this trip any easier on me, jerk. Hell you're not making this any easier on me, yourself, or any other third class saiyan by being an asshole or pervert. You need to control yourself."
"What about Matthew?"
"Prince Matthew, Kakarot, and yeah. Same goes to him too if his father says so."
"How come he gets to do what he wants and I don't?" pouted Goku.
"Because he's a prince. Princess Vegeta can beat him up and yell at him all she wants but at the end of the day, Prince Matthew can do as he pleases and order who he pleases until his father orders otherwise because he's over us."
"Including his sister?"
"Yes." Raditz nodded.
"That's stupid."
"Well if you ever get married to royalty or you become a father, you can boss whoever you want if you're royalty or your children if you're ever a dad."
"Do you think you're pregnant?" Goku said after a minute.
"Uh, what?"
"Are you pregnant?"
"Of course not! Why would you…" she stopped talking and blushed. "You're trying to be funny, aren't you? I oughta kill you, asshole!"
"You're the one that let me creampie you." This comment earned him a slap across the head. "Ow! What was that for?!"
"For being an ass!" For the rest of the trip, the two stayed quiet. "Raditz?"
"What?"
"Could I do it again?"
"What?"
"Cre…" he was slapped across the head again.
Once they had gotten back, Matthew was doing some sit ups…shirt-less. Raditz stared at the shirtless man until Matthew noticed them. "Oh hey Kakarot. Hey Raditz."
"Your majesty." Raditz blushed and then bowed before scooting off to her room.
"You could have warned me, asshole!" Goku glared at the prince.
"I tried to, but you kept cutting me off before I could!" said Matthew.
"I would be madder if Vegeta hadn't said she'd deal with you when she came back."
"WHAT?!" Matthew looked terrified.
"You need to suffer too!" said Goku grinning evilly.
"I gotta hide!" He tapped his chin. "Oh! I know! See ya later."
Matthew ran off, making Goku wonder where the prince was headed. Sighing, Goku decided in the meantime he may as well do some exercise before seeing Matthew get his ass handed to him by Vegeta.
I swear there will be fem Vegeta x Goku in the next chapter.
