Mike
1) Remind him that Bella doesn't like him.
2) Tell him Bella would rather love a monster than him.
3) Remind him of that day in the theaters when he got sick.
4) Tell him that day was disgusting.
5) Tell him that was probably why Bella didn't like him.
6) Everytime you see him say "Hi Newton Boy!"
7) Tell him that his future is cashier in his family's hiking store.
8) Tell him you like Eric better.
9) Remind him that he's not Bella's first or second choice.
10) Ask him why he kept hogging the ball during gym and why he didn't let Bella play. And tell him he's a selfish, attention hog!
