Idolized
For Luminous Snow. I got this idea from reading your message.
An unreasonably loud and frustrated groan reverberates throughout the living room, making Len look up from his book and frown at the lump of flesh that is his sister huddled on the floor. His sister has been alternately groaning and growling at her laptop screen for the past forty-five minutes, simultaneously disturbing him from his reading (Simon R. Green, if you must know); and Len highly values his reading time. He sighs in an exasperated manner, and rubs the bridge of his nose.
"What is it now?" he asks her. He may as well get it over with; the sooner he can help his sister, the sooner he can get back to following John Taylor through the Nightside.
"I've been searching," his sister grumbles unintelligibly, sending an obviously unwarranted scowl at the poor laptop screen. "I can't find it."
"Find what?" he asks.
"Good fanfiction," she growls.
Len sighs, leaning back against the couch. He marks the page on his book, and sets it down on his knee. "Why can't you just read books like a normal person?"
"But they're not funny enough! Or steamy enough! And they don't have Mori in it!" his sister wails. Obviously such criteria are critical for her literary enjoyment.
For a good few seconds, he watches his sister mumble to herself while paging through what he assumes is a fanfiction website. His gaze lowers to the book on his knee, and he picks it up. Does he enjoy this book, he wonders? Yes, he does. It has the right amount of suspense, mystery, and is written with a bit of humorous wit that he has come to appreciate.
Is it steamy? What constitutes as steamy, anyway?
Does it have a Mori in it? What the hell is a Mori?
He has obviously said that last part out loud, for suddenly his sister is lecturing him about the 'great and silent man' while kneeling between his legs, her hands gripping his knees. "How could you not know about Morinozuka Takashi?" she screeches. "He is the epitome of a strong and silent character. A boulder in a lone mountain. He's a giant, and at the same time he's gentle. And he's soooooo hot!"
Disregarding the fact that his question hasn't been answered at all, he lays an arm across his lap, frowning at his sister, who is now sporting a rather disturbing expression on her face. Len chalks it up to constipation. "What's so good about him, anyway?"
It's the wrong question to ask.
His sister launches forward, sprawling herself over the lower half of his body as she sends him the meanest death glare she can muster on her sweet face and says quite menacingly, "Mori is my ideal man. I want to jump his bones and tie him to my bed. For. Friggin'. Ever."
A muscle tics in Len's right eye. No. He is not getting creepy mental images about his sister and some 2D character doing the nasty on her bed. "You're gross," he says. "You should get a real man."
Again. It is the wrong thing to say.
Pain explodes in his gut as his sister jams her elbow in his middle. As he doubles over, painfully out of breath, he half-hears her screeching, "And where would I find one, huh? You're not even a real man, stuuuupid Niichan!"
The fatal words strike him a blow far worse than the elbow he has just received. He watches his sister pack up her laptop and run from the room, still calling him all sorts of names.
His ego lays in tatters on the floor. He has just lost against a fictional character.
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End.
'Kay, so. I decided this will be my drabble dump for all things sibling!LenxRin. I need this kind of comic/stress relief while writing Taking Your Picture. (YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO READ ABOUT GUMI AND GAKUPO! YOU DO! YOU DO!) If you dear reader, find any of these funny or, well, the slightest bit amusing, I'll be happy.
I guess I'm accepting drabble writing prompts/challenges. If you have a sibling!LenxRin scene you want me to write, leave me a PM or a review here. An example prompt/challenge format I'd like to receive would be something like...
Prompt: Len and Rin fight over the last doughnut.
Requirements: Must have the line "It's all going to your ass anyway!"
Bonus points: Rin cries.
Or whatever. Yeah. Not sure how well this is going to work. But enjoy~
Disclaimer: Len, Rin [c] Crypton Future Media. John Taylor, Nightside [c] Simon R. Green. Morinozuka Takashi [c] Hatori Bisco.
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