The sound of sheets rustling together was all that was heard through the night. Following the sounds it led to a room, with one bed and a man laying upon it. The man was very tall and slender, he wore a white tshirt, with white pants and matching slippers. Oddly enough his skin matched his outfit as well, as white as snow he had emerald green hair that was slicked back with one strand hanging in the front, his eyes also matched his smile. A cold smile stretched across the man's face, appearing to have red lipstick, the man cupped his hands as he stared at the ceiling with his smile "i'm bored, and i've only been here a few days and nothing exciting has happened. No parties, no crazed teenage girls showing their breasts and no mayhem, oh how i long for Carnage to happen in this place." The man sad as he sat up and sat at the edge of his bed "I know, i'll start the party myself, with me as the host HAHAHA!" He began laughing which echoed through the halls.

Joker then proceeded to rise from his bed, he walked slowly to his door with his smile bearing from ear to ear. On the wall beside the door joker placed his hand on one of the tile and pressed it, the tile then lifted like an electronic door, inside was a key which joker then used to unlock his door. After opening poked his head out the door and scanned both sides of the hallway, he then stepped out of his room and walked down the corridor. "Am I really the only one who is trying to break out today? How can I throw a party if no one wants to go, this just wont do" he said to his self as he walked through the dark hallway, where only one light flickered on and off. He continued till he approached other rooms, joker peeked inside of the room "Harvey? Harvey are you in there, I know we've never been on the best of terms but lets that past us for about 20 minutes until I decide I m tired of looking at the ugly side of your face. Then I ll try and blow your brains out, ha! What do ya say?" Joker said as he paused and waited for a reply but to no avail, "hmm he must not be here, hmm who else is fun? Nigma?, Crane?, Black Mask? No I guess it'll just me and the bats, hmm I should i grab Harley I haven't gave her a good lickin in about two days." Joker grinned as he jumped off the cell door and continued walking down the hall whistling.

Upon arriving to the next part of the hallway, was a guards booth, where a guard was at his post sleeping. Joker crept up behind him "sleeping on the job?...well if your gonna rest at least lets make it a good one...one you can smile about later." He whispered as he placed his cold pale hands upon the guards head, instantly he awoke, with a mirror in front of him. All he saw in the dark reflection were white hands on his head and a gruesome smile behind him, "oh God!" The guard said as he closed his eyes "never met the guy, probably never will, so give him my regards." Joker replied as he snapped the guards neck, now that we got you asleep, now for that smile he said. As he then grabbed two thumb-tacs off the bulletin board, and placed them in the dead guards face pinning his cheeks up to make him smile, "perfect! What a kodak moment, if mom could see you now, she'd burst into tears she'd be so happy, hahahahaha" he broke out into laughter as he took the guards gun and pressed on.

Joker continued on through the castle-like building known as Arkham, leaving a trail of dead bodies in his wake, consisting of guards and inmates. To joker they were all either in his way, or people who looked like they could use a smile. Finally making to Harley's room joker then noticed the door was already cracked open, he pushed it open all the way "Harley grab your thing's were leaving!" He said as he entered the room to see it was empty, looking to his left he noticed a trail of blood on the wall leading down to a guard s body on the floor. Next to the body there was a small note on the wall written in the guards blood, it read. "Dear Mistah J, sorry I left without you puddin but I wanted to make the place look nice and spiffy for you when got home love, Harley." Joker grinned as he stood up "clever girl, to bad I might have to break her legs for leaving without me ha. Well I suppose It s time to get out this dump, to bad no one was having as much fun as me, everyone was stiff dead. While I was the life of the party!" Joker said as he threw his arms into the air with a smile from ear to ear, laughing as he left the empty cell and went towards the nearest exit.

As Joker exited the dark castle known as Arkham Asylum, he began walking down the jagged broken road as he saw out the corner of his eye what appeared to be a space shuttle crashed in the water. "Geez they ll give licenses to anyone these days, and they say I m crazy, ha." He said to himself as he continued to walk. The sound of tree bark breaking could be heard through the silent night, joker turned around to see a figure sitting on a tree silhouetted by the dark of the tree. The figure appeared to look like a demon with pointed horns. "Already bats baby? I haven't even set the decorations for the party. Come back in a couple days when I've had time to put some blood on the wall's." Joker said with a smile as he stared at the shaded figure, "hmm no threat's tonight bats? Oooh you must be really angry tonight hoohoo." He continued to taunt as he stuck his tongue out at the figure and continued walking down the broken road. A loud thud was heard hitting the ground behind joker, he then turned with a smile. "Finally going to show some initia- Hey your not Batman! By the ghost of boy wonder #2 what are you?" Joker questioned as he stared upon the red and black liquid figure, it appeared to be staring back as it let out a type of a muffled growl it leaped upon joker.

Joker then began to frantically laugh, as he gripped his hair and walk further into the road, where he was almost hit by an ambulance coming, it swerved off the road and tipped onto it s side while crashing into the side of the asylum. The driver awoke to his passenger still unconscious, both bleeding from the head, the driver tried to unbuckle his seat as he heard the rear door open. He turned to see a pair of legs standing at the opened door and a dark gritty voice was heard. "Doctor, the surgeon is in, hehehehe." the figure said as it entered the ambulance and closed the door behind him where screaming soon followed from the crashed vehicle.