Chapter 2

Fatal threesome

"How marvellous, they send a mere boy to fight me…sarcasm really is the lowest form of wit."

Naruto nearly burst a vein. "You take that back! I'll defeat you and become Hokage! Believe it!"

"Oh, please. I'll be dancing on your corpse before you can say teabag."

"Raaaaagghh!" He screamed. He ran up to cell, before being interrupted by Hinata.

She had been using her byuakugan and sensed Cell's enormous chakra level.

"Naruto, you can't defeat him, His chakra is one hundred times greater than yours!"

Cell chuckled and stared at Naruto. The fox boy was in shock and couldn't breathe.

All the colour drained from Naruto's face as cell fazed out and reappeared in front of him charging a ball of chi.

"Bye-bye." was all Cell said before pressing it into Naruto's chest.

There was a huge explosion that covered the entire ring.

The smoke cleared and only Cell remained. Cell chuckled. There was a slight pause, followed by a russling in the bushes nearest to the ring.

"RASENGAN!"

Suddenly there was a whoosh and Naruto came flying out of a nearby bush with a rasengan charging in his hand. Two other Naruto's also had rasengans.

Cell turned in a rotating movement. He kept spinning until the rasengans flew out of the doppelgangers hands. A twister engulfed Cell and the tiles of the ring began to crumble and fly off the ground. Suddenly, Cell moved anti clock-wise and all the rubble flew towards Naruto at considerable speed.

He dodged them with difficulty. One cut his shoulder deeply.

"Is…that all…you…got." Said Naruto, too proud to admit he was about to faint.

Hinata couldn't take any more. "I would like to team up with Naruto against Cell. Is that OK?" She asked nervously.

"I should think so." Said Cell.

Hinata joined Naruto's side.

"What the hell are you doing!" Whispered Naruto.

"He'll pulverise you."

"No he won't."

"He hasn't used any chakra yet."

"Say what?"

"I think he got bored after the shadow clone."

"Dammit."

Veins started pulsing rapidly on each sides of her eyes.

"All his chakra seems to be stored in his head. I'll distract him while you charge up a rasengan and hit him in the head."

"Thanks Hinata."

Naruto was about to sneak behind Cell, before Hinata asked him: "Oh, and Naruto?"

He looked over his shoulder. "What?" There was a pause.

She played with her fingers and looked at her shoes nervously. "I…I…um…good luck."

"Uh…thanks?" He looked at her for a full minute.

Cell obviously heard their entire conversation.

"Well, well. This could be interesting…"

Hinata walked in plain view of Cell as Naruto slipped behind her.

"Hey you!"

"Me?" Cell answered in fake amazement.

"Yes you. You're so ugly; you can push your face in dough and make monster cookies!"

Cell's eyes widened in rage.

"Just leave us alone you insect creep!"

"Leave the world alone...or you and the boy alone..."

Hinata flinched and started blushing until she looked like a tomato. Cell had hit a sensitive point.

Cell momentarily forgot of the fox boy's hand glowing immensely with a blue light and running up one of the rings spires. Cell's eyes darted from Hinata's mocking face and looked up to see the blue light a split second before it enveloped him. Naruto backflipped off Cell in pure elegance and momentum. Cell now looked person with no neck and his...pointy things were bent and snapped. He looked like a midget-pope-bug thingy.

Cell's cry of pain was reduced to a muffle.

"We did it!" shouted Naruto.

Hinata stared at Cell's floating body. She turned pale and started to shake in fear.

"Uh-oh." Was all she could say.

Cell's upper half grew back until it looked as if nothing happened.

Naruto's jaw dropped.

"We're screwed."

"I-indeed." Hinata blew the loose hair from her albino face.

Of course she knew it was pointless fighting this green titan. His broad and agile stature was perfect in evryway, and his chakra really wasn't letting him down. She looked at Naruto with grey oval pupils. A single thought crossed her mind. It was now or never. She was about to pull him towards her, but instead she pushed him back as Cell let a spinning gold disc soar between them, cutting the rim of her jacket. The elastic escimo suit split and fell off, revealing a blue t-shirt. But it wasn't the t-shirt that caught everyones attention. They all gasped them. Ino looked down.

"They're bigger than mine!"

A single thought also crossed Naruto's mind.

"Boing..." He almost gaped at them.

Cell shook his head in dissapointment. These humans were only interested in one thing.

"Umm...I c-can't f-f-fight like this!" Hinata squealed. Everyone was staring at them. She felt like a total freak.

"Whatever. Just get to the exciting fighters already. I'm sarting to get so bo-"

Cell was cut across by 2 green blurs who landed in front of him, also dropping a rather large stereo that boomed an atrocious tune. They spoke in unision.

"WE ARE THE GREEN BEAUTIFUL BEASTS OF KONOHAKAGURE!"

They then preformed a series of poses that would make the ginyu force and team rocket turn in shame.

Kakashi closed his single eye and tried not to notice the horrible anthem that came form guys stereo as he hid his fce behind the erotic graphic novel.

"Here we go..."