Me: Okay, Nightmare's parody is ready! Please offer suggestions as to other roleholders I should use for this song. Note, I will not use Vivaldi, no matter how many people want/threaten me to.

Vivaldi: How could you even think we would do something like that to our dear Alice?! She is a little sister to us, and we would never hurt her!

Me: I'm not saying it, but a tone of perverts out there are.

Vivaldi: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

Me: You heard the Bloody Red Queen. I personally volunteer to execute anyone who wants an AliceXVivaldi paring (Ignites lightsaber).

Amid the shadows, a single candle's flame dies
But even in the Darkness, I can see the light of your eyes.
I feel your silver gaze. You set my soul ablaze.
You want to steal my heart, but that is not the Jedi way.

You reach out to take my hand...But the moment we touch, the dream crumbles just like sand!

(Chorus)
I was born to be a Knight,
I have got no time for love.
Can't you understand that?
Please don't shed a tear tonight
To the silent stars above.
My honor shall demand it!

CAUSE THE JEDI DON'T KNOW LOVE

(verse 2)
Lost in the Dream World, your voice calls out to me
A handsome nightmare that just won't leave me be.
You chase my fears away. You're begging me to stay.
You think you've won this round,
But I'm wise to all the Games you play!

You reach out to pull me close...
But the moment we touch, the dream vanishes like smoke!

(chorus 2)
I was born to be a Knight,
I have got no time for love.
Can't you understand it?'
Please don't shed a tear tonight
To the silent stars above.
The Jedi Code commands it.

CAUSE THE JEDI DON'T KNOW LOVE!

Only you can see
My barren, empty heart.
Only you will know
The darkness deep in me.
Only you can save
What pain has torn apart.
Only you can say
What becomes of me!

(chorus 3)
I was born to be a Knight,
Yet I gave into your love!
Please, Master, understand that!
Your warm smile's my delight,
Like an angel from above.
The Jedi Code can cram it!

I'M A JEDI, I'M IN LOVE!

For anyone who's wondering because they haven't read my fanfics, Alice's Jedi Master is Obi-wan Kenobi. The story is set between Star Wars: The Clone Wars and Star Wars: Rebels. I'm taking suggestions: who should Alice break the Jedi code for? Peter? Ace, who she's been sent to battle (and possibly kill), Boris? Blood? Elliot? Julius? Gray? Should she break the Code at all? If she does, and has kids, what should their names be? And who among the younger roleholders should she choose as her Padawan? The Twins? Boris? Or maybe Pierce? And just what side should the Jokers be on? Jedi or Sith? come on, people, I'm only one girl with a limited attention span due to ADHD! I need some help!