Remus: How long til your "dear fans" are sobbing?

Me: Oh, not for some time. Even a "short" story will be a bit long. Just cuz I'm the one writing. First I have to weave a tale of a love... uh... well, one girl, three boys.

Remus: Love square?

Me: Yep!

Remus: Oh. My. God.

Me: Shut up and do the Disclaimer!

Remus: Farali doesn't own Harry Potter, if she did I swear we'd all be preverted.

Me *hisses*: Not ALL of you!

...

Annabelle laughed and slid down the slide that had appeared instead of the staircase to the girls' dorm. She didn't mind the siren.

She came to a stop in front of a very disgruntled looking group of boys – the younger Marauders.

"And what were you four trying to do, sneaking up into the girls' dorms? Naughty, aren't you? And not that bright eh…?"

Remus, who was bright red with the sniggering from other girls, said, "It was James and Sirius! They wanted to sneak up and steal the girls' diaries! I tried to warn them but they wouldn't listen!"

Annabelle laughed, "Oh Moony, I'm sure you tried. But I'm guessing what you four were really after was a glimpse of me and Lily dressing. Isn't that right Prongs? And I'm sure this was your idea Padfoot?"

They both laughed and blushed. But Peter looked hungry, "What are we up to today? Anything? Any pranks?"

Annabelle rolled her eyes and left. She didn't want to get into this. After all, this was O.W.L. year, she wanted to get ready.

When she darted out of the portrait hole, James smiled wickedly, "Actually Wormtail, there is a prank for today. But one we can't say in front of dear Spotty. With Moony's help here, we've concocted a Polyjuice Potion. Today we need to collect hairs from four of the Second year girls – I think we can manage that. I'm going to take little Bridget's, Padfoot takes Tabitha's, Moony takes Claire's, and you are going to take Hanna's, okay? Ready? Go!"