Chapter 1: a not so nice family reunion Sarouna's P.O.V.
"Sarouna," Kakashi said, shaking me gently, "Sarouna, wake up."
My eyes fluttered open. I didn't jump as Kakashi's face appeared before me. Slowly, the room came into focus.
I flushed when I saw his face, and the way he was leaning over me. I pulled the covers up over me as a reflex, even though I was wearing a night shirt with clear straps, and pajama pants, as well as gloves. I could just imagine Kakashi drooling under his mask.
I slapped him so hard that he went flying across the room and through the window.
"PERVERT!" I yelled.
When Kakashi climbed up to the window and placed his hands on the window sill, I shut the window on his fingers. I heard him yelp and as I shut the window curtain, I saw people start to circle around him.
"You tried to hurt that poor defenseless girl!" some man said from the crowd.
"HER?! Defenseless?! Didn't you see her jus-."
"Get him!" a girl yelled.
I turned around and then realized that Kakashi was just trying to wake me up. I looked at the clock. 11:30, man I slept in. I heard people yelling outside and quickly turned, opened up the window, and pulled him back in.
"I am so…….sorry. I didn't know what you were doing." I said.
"That's okay." Kakashi said, "Get dressed, we're going to see the others. He started to walk away and stops by the door, "Oh, and Sarouna?"
"Yeah sensei?"
His head turned.
"Work on that punch."
My face started to turn red with anger.
"What…DID…YOU…SAY?"
"Uh, oh." Kakashi sad as I ran toward him, and he ran out the door.
"GET BACK HERE!" I yelled as I chased him down the hall. "Kakashi," I said politely but with a hint of urgency in my voice, "you'd better get back here! NOW!"
Suddenly, he disappeared. I didn't stop, however, and continued down the hall. On the right side of the hall, a door opened. A blonde, blue-eyed boy in an orange out fit stepped out.
I put on the brakes about ten feet away. I was too late. To have stopped in time t should have started to slow down about fifteen feet away.
"Get out of the way!" I called out in warning. The boy turned slowly to look at me. He saw me hurtling towards him and his face turned to a mask of horror.
The boy started to move, but it was to late.
As we hit t tried to put some chakra between us to act like a cushion. If I hadn't put the chakra between us, the poor boy would have gone right through the wall, but when we came in contact, the force of the hit knocked us both over, with the result of me on top of him. Unfortunately I was a lot taller than he was.
I rolled over and saw him blushing. A big, satisfied- perverted grin was on his face. I cuffed him on the head and continued on my way.
I couldn't find Kakashi, so I gave up and went back to my room.
When I got back to my room, the lights were out, but I could clearly see Kakashi's body sitting on my bed.
"Kakashi?" I said as I turned on the lights. "Do you know a boy with an orange outfit on?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Well, I saw him down the hall and I noticed that he was wearing a leaf village head band."
"Uhh, Naruto. He must have slept in late again. Where is he now?"
"I don't know. I left before he did. Wait a minute. Naruto… Naruto… I've heard that name before, but where? Dammit! What was his last name? Naruto… Uzua, Uzuma, UZUMAKI! That's it! He's the nine-tailed fox kid! Oh I've always wanted to meet someone powerful! I guess he would qualify. Do you think I could see him sometime?"
"I should think so. He's on the same squad as Sasuke. Wait a minute, what made you think that you would know Naruto?"
I grinned, grabbed something off my table, and turned towards the door.
"Because he's almost as perverted as you!" I took off running down the hall and when I reached the end, I stopped and turned just in time to see him come through the door of my room, and I could just picture him blushing under his mask. He looked and saw me and ran towards me. I stuck out my tongue at him and ran out the hotel doors. I could hear him yelling "Get back here" and, "slow down" but I didn't stop until I was down the street. ( authors note: Sarouna is still in her night shirt with clear straps, pajama pants, and gloves)
"Man sensei, your slow." I said as he caught up with me and started to pant, his hands on his knees.
"I'm not used to running through crowded streets, that's all." he explained.
"Um, sensei? The place is deserted." it was true, there was nobody in this part of town. I could picture Kakashi blushing again in embarrassment.
"Well here we are, the training grounds." Kakashi said, totally ignoring the last statement. "Let's see if we can find Sasuke and the others."
"Ok." I said as we walked into the forest section of the training facilities.
As we walked, I noticed that Kakashi started to tense up.
"What's the matter, Kakashi?"
"This is the part of the training where the members of a squad have to ambush clay stimulants. Plus, the stimulants look just like real ninja, men and women. They move and act like ninja. The only thing is that they can't talk. Why don't you jump up and look for them from the trees?"
"Ok." I said and jumped up to one of the tree's and moved back and forth between them to see if I saw them. A little bit after I started to look for them from the trees, I felt something hit my back. The force of the hit sent me flying through the air and before I knew it, I was laying on my stomach on the ground.
Man, what happened? I thought. I must have lost my footing. I tried to stand up.
I heard a girl yell.
I was almost up when I felt more weight suddenly fall on top of me and the force of the sudden weight caused me to fall again onto my stomach.
I turned my head so that my cheek laid against the ground. I could feel the vibrations alerting me that some one was running towards me.
I looked up at the person's face and I recognized the person instantly. Sasuke. I was about to shout his name when he lifted his arm and threw something in my direction. Oh crud, I thought. Demon Wind Shuriken!
I ducked my head just as the shuriken came within an inch of my head. I moved my head back out and looked at the shuriken that had stuck into a tree. I rested my chin on the ground in relief. Phew. I thought, that was close.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a kunai knife stuck in the ground on the right side of my head. Then another one stuck in the ground on the left side of my head.
Ahhhhhhhhh!! I thought. What's happening?
"Damn," I heard over my head, "I missed."
I looked at the knives and at that moment, I formulated a plan.
( Authors note: Sarouna's IQ is over 500, but if that's not possible, let me know.) With my teeth, I grabbed the kunai on my right side and quickly pulled it out of the ground. Before the people could register what happened, I thrust the kunai upward and felt metal hit flesh.
A scream, and the weight on my back became lighter. Light enough that I could finally get back on my feet.
As I stood up, I felt something grab a hold of my neck.
"Man, this is one tough sim. The toughest I've fought today!"
I started to squirm, but he kept a hold of me. I twisted and turned over and over again. When I finally stopped moving, t tried to figure out who I had on my back. I turned in a slow circle and saw the people. Sasuke. And that pink haired girl who was clutching her hand. Oh, that's just great! That blonde ninja from the hotel is on my back! Figures, the perverts are always the ones who chase me.
I saw the kunai on the ground and I bent down to pick it up. I felt one of the boy's arm's leave my neck and go for my forehead. At that moment, I struck. I jumped up and down once and felt the weight leave my back. Then I took off running. I turned right toward.
"Sasuke," I said as I looked at him, "It's been how many years now? Seems like too long." I walked toward him with an expressionless face.
"Hey! That's no sim!"
"Of course I'm not a sim you DOPE!" I said to Naruto. I turned back to Sasuke.
"Who? Who are you?" Sasuke said to me.
"You don't remember me? So much for the promise." I started to walk toward him again with an evil grin on my face.
Sasuke started to back away.
"I-Itachi?"
That stopped me in my tracks, then I started to get slightly mad.
"ARE YOU INSANE! I'M NOT ITACHI! YOUR DUMBER THAN YOU LOOK!
"Then, Orochimaru?"
That made my face turn red with fury. "HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT I'M THAT FEN SON OF A B! IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR OUT OF YOUR FEN MIND!
"Then, who are you?"
"Uhg" I said as I was calming down. "Isn't it obvious?"
"Kakashi?" Sasuke asked.
I started to get angry again.
"DO I LOOK LIKE A fEN PERVERT! YOU ARE A FEN B! NO! YOU IDIOT! IT'S ME! SAROUNA! YOUR OLDER SISTER!"
I panted because of the fact that I was practically screaming at the top of my lungs. I looked at Naruto and the girl. Their mouth's stood agape at me.
"What? Haven't you ever heard cuss words before?"
"Not that many in one sentence." the girl replied shakily.
I looked at her. "What's your name?"
"Sakura. My name is Sakura." she replied.
"Well, Sakura, You better -."
WHAM!
I found myself against a tree with Kakashi in front of me. Automatically I put my feet on the side and walked up the tree until I stood sticking out horizontally. I looked down at Kakashi with a glare.
"I am not a pervert." he said with a calm voice and a matter-of-factly tone.
I wasn't paying any attention. I had a black haired brat in my face yelling at me.
"YOUR SAROUNA!? WHY DID YOU GO AND LEAVE ME?! YOU FEN SON OF A B!
"SASUKE!" A shocked Sakura said, "I'm surprised at you-."
"IM THE FEN SON OF A B!? YOU'RE THE FEN SON OF A B!"
"OH YEAH? WELL ONLY A FEN SON OF A B
WOULD-."
While Sasuke and I were cussing each other out, we didn't realize that Kakashi had moved to the others.
"I can definitely see the family resemblance." sakura said.
I jumped from the tree. "I WILL SO PUNCH YOU IF YOU CALL ME A FEN SON OF A B AGAIN!"
"FEN SON OF A B!"
WHAM! Sasuke flew right passed sakura, Naruto, and Kakashi, and flew right into a tree head first.
"WHY YOU LITTLE-" Sasuke yelled.
"Talk about sibling rivalry." Naruto said as Sasuke ran toward me. " Their beating the crap out of each other."
BOOM! BOOM!
Sasuke and I punched each other so hard at the same time, we both flew right into trees.
When we got our heads unstuck, the others saw how bad our wounds, or actually Sasuke's wound, really were. I had a slightly bloody nose, and a black eye. But Sasuke? He had it worse. He was bleeding out his nose, mouth, he had two black eyes, and his cheeks were bruised and bleeding.
"Oh, shit. Sasuke? Are you ok?" I asked him when I saw him.
"DO I LOOK LIKE I'M OK?!" Sasuke yelled and then winced from the pain.
"We need to get him to a hospital." sakura said.
"No need." I said.
Everybody turned, looked at me, and noticed that I was completely healed.
"How did you do that? A healing jutsu?" sakura asked.
"No sakura, move away from Sasuke and ill show you." I replied, walking towards Sasuke.
Once I reached him, I took something out of my pocket and knelt down to him.
"
Hold still." I said to him. I muttered something that the others couldn't hear, and my hand started to glow.
"What the-." Sasuke said and started to back up at the sight of my glowing hand.
"Hold still." I said again.
"No! get away!"
"That's it." I said and I reached for his hair.
"Oh, shi-."
I grabbed his hair and started to pull on it until he stood up. "There now. Hold still." I said as I moved my glowing hand toward his face. As I did, he closed his eyes. I slowly moved my hand over his face and as I did, the others noticed that his wounds were healing.
"Ok, Sasuke, you can open your eyes now, its over."
He opened his eyes and noticed that his wounds were healed. "I hate it when you use that."
"Usewhat?Idon'tgetit?Whataretheytalkingabout?" Naruto asked, looking at the others.
"I'm not sure myself." Kakashi replied.
"I think it was a healing jutsu. But, it was one I have never seen before." Sakura added.
"It's not a jutsu," Sasuke said before I could.
I sighed. "It's a type of very powerful stone that's been in our family for generations.
well there ya have it. the 1st chapter of the 3rd uchiha. next chappie up soon!
