Bleach Brawl

Bleach Brawl

Chapter 2

Announcer: Okay! Let's start the games! Our first fight is (Pulling out a slip of paper.) Kenpachi Zaraki of squad eleven!

Kenny: Oh great, this'll be fun. (He said sarcastically.)

Announcer: And! (Pulls out another slip of paper.) Versus a … mongoose? (Whispering) are you serious? A mongoose? Oh, really? Wow! I never knew that could happen. Well, versus a mongoose named Enrique! He is an honorary soul reaper! Quite an achievement! (Note: If you don't know who Enrique is, he is from my first story "Kenny's Friends") LET'S START THE MATCH!!

(Man waves flag)

Kenny: Is that Yumichika?

(Yumichika stops waving the flag to brush his hair dramatically.)

Kenny: Yep, that's Yumichika. (Turns his attention to Enrique.) Well Enrique, I hope you've gotten better since the last time we've fought.

Enrique: (Disappeared and reappeared behind Kenny with his zanpaku-to around Kenny's neck.) Meow me meow me me meo meow me me me. (Translation: Well what do you think he he he.

Kenny: Good, but not good enough.

Enrique: (Slits Kenny's throat and realizes that Kenny put out a substitution and easily blocks Kenny's attack from behind.)

Kenny: Well let's see if you're this good! (Takes off eye patch and is immediately surrounded by a very large aura.)

Enrique: Meow (Translation: # ! )

Kenny: (His speed is dramatically increased and easily catches Enrique off guard and slashes his throat. About to yell " I WIN!!" but realizes there isn't any blood coming out of Enrique's throat and there isn't any chance to do anything because Enrique has his zanpaku-to around Kenny's neck.) DAMMIT!!

Announcer: END OF BATTL- WHAT?! (Kenny grabbed Enrique's zanpaku-to and moved it away from his neck and got some distance between them.)

(An hour later)

(Kenny and Ennrique have both their zanpaku-to's around each other's necks.)

Announcer: I-I don't know what to say, I guess it's a tie!

Kenny: WHAT? A TIE? WHAT KIND OF A CALL IS THAT? ARE YOU BLIND?

Enrique: (Seeing that Kenny is distracted he takes the advantage and stabs Kenny in the stomach and Kenny doubles over.)

Announcer: I guess that Enrique wins! Ummm PARAMEDICS!!

Paramedics: (The paramedics consist of Jean Pierre and his mongooses wearing little nurse hats.) (NOTE: Jean Pierre and his mongooses are from "Kenny's Friends" my first story.)

Announcer: THE NEXT BATTLE IS…

END

Derek: I hoped you like it, if you enjoyed Bleach Brawl, you'd really like Kenny's Friends and things would make more sense but mainly, all you need to do is R&R.