The Interrogation of the Lyoko Warriors

Chapter 2

Authors Note: Thanks everyone for reviewing Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Yes! I finally own code lyoko. Hey the phones ringing I'll get it. But…but...But are you sure? No I don't own Code lyoko anymore

Joey: Odd read the review

Odd: The first review is from Peppy Hair

Peppy Hair: Xana I dare you to watch all the anime in the world. Franz Hopper I dare you to watch Aelita and Jeremy go on a date. Aelita I dare you to tell your true feelings to Xana.

Xana: Do I have to?

Joey: Yes

Xana :( Goes and watches anime muttering about stupid reviewers)

Franz Hopper: Hey Xana. How is that plan to destroy the world going?

Xana: Not very good Jeremy keeps foiling my plans.

Franz Hopper: Damn

Aelita: Ok….Jeremy…I…I….I love Ulrich

Jeremy: Hey Ulrich! Where is that love ray? I need to use it.

Ulrich: Right here Jeremy (throws love ray at Jeremy) Hurry!

Odd: The next rev….

Joey: Stop! I want Jeremy to read the next review.

Odd: (Goes and sulks in the corner)

Jeremy: The next review is from Keybladeauraofpie.

Keybladeauraofpie: I dare Aelita to do the Tango with Odd. I dare Ulrich and Odd to read One Letter. Jeremy I dare you to wear Aelita's Lyoko outfit at the school while singing anything you can do with Xana and In a High Pitched voice and skipping while throwing energy fields at Ms Hertz and say Hertz Don't it?

Odd: Alright! Tango! (Starts doing Tango)

Aelita: Why do I have to dance with this young man? I want to go upgrade the super computer

Ulrich and Odd: Ok (read One Letter) how could they make us gay!

Joey: quite easily

Ulrich and Odd: Hey!

Joey: Yehh horses eat it but what's it got to do with this conversation

Ulrich and Odd: …

Jeremy: Sure. Ready Xana?

Xana: I get to torture people so yeah I'm ready

Jeremy and Xana (wear Aelita's Lyoko costume while singing anything you can do and throwing energy fields at Ms Hertz and saying Hertz don't it) Wow! I never thought torturing teachers with energy fields while wearing a girl costume could be so much fun!

Joey: Hmm. Well that doesn't surprise me with you Xana but Jeremy I mean seriously I think you're going evil.

Jeremy: Hey! I get sick of class it stops me from deactivating Xana's towers and I already know everything they teach us.

Ulrich: You don't even help deactivate the towers! We've always had to deactivate the towers because you won't get off the computer chair and come to Lyoko! Even if all of us are devirtualized you still won't come to Lyoko and you make up a lame excuse saying that no one can send you even though all of us can send you! Then you say no one will be able to virtulize the vehicles even though your girlfriend can virtulize them from Lyoko!

Odd: I think that's the longest thing you have ever said Ulrich.

Xana: (quietly sneaks up behind Jeremy and cuts his head off)

Yumi: Do you want a kiss Ulrich?

Ulrich: YES!

Yumi: (kisses Ulrich)

Odd: Hey! I have an Idea! I'm going to drink a beer! (Drinks beer, beer affects his brain and he goes and kisses Yumi)

Yumi: (pukes)

Ulrich: ODD! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AFTER I HAVE A BEER (drinks beer, beer also affects his brain and he goes and kisses Aelita)

Aelita: (joins Yumi and starts puking)

Jeremy: ULRICH! I'M GOING TO KILL AFTER I HAVE A BEER AS WELL (drinks beer, just like with Odd and Ulrich beer affects his brain and he goes and kisses Sissi)

Sissi: JEREMY! NOW YOU HAVE RUINED ALL MY MAKEUP AND I HAVE TO PUT ON A NEW LAYER (screams and then goes and puts on new layer of makeup)

Joey: Well this chapter is going realllly goooood

Kiwi: Hey! Why don't you let me talk in any of this? It's not fair! People should start sending me dares. Please send me dares on ways to kill my masters friend Ulrich because I absolutely hate him! He never pays me any attention all he does is right in that stupid diary.

Ulrich: How do you know about that, Xana doesn't even know about that?

Xana: I do now.

Ulrich: heheheh you won't after I cut your head off with these (pulls out rubber chickens from his back) Hey! What happened to my swords? Odd you better not have taken them!

Odd: Heheheh sorry Ulrich but I really need them to slice Joey's head off.

Joey: Why Me. What did I do? That gigantic brownie I ate that you really wanted didn't even taste that great, I would've preferred eating the giant pizza that was next to it.

Odd: Giant pizza! Where! I must have giant pizza right now!

Ulrich: (burps) Ahhh. That giant pizza was the best thing I've ever ate.

Odd:!

Jeremy: Gee Odd. Can you yell much louder than that.

Odd: Yes. !

Ulrich: I think I'm deaf now.

Jeremy: I'm bored.

Odd: You're never bored.

Ulrich: I'm bored too. Unless I have a Idea! (whisper something in Jeremy's ear, hands him a katana) Your going to finally die Odd! (him and Jeremy stab Odd in the back in unison)

Jeremy: Victory is all mine!

Ulrich: Dude what are you talking about it's clearly all mine.

Jeremy: No I'm pretty sure it's mine

Ulrich: You want to fight over this?

William: Yeah I do Stern! I'm finally going to smash your face in!

Ulrich: (knocks William out in one punch) You wish pretty boy

Yumi: (kisses Ulrich)

Odd: How many times do I have to say this same exact line! GET A ROOM!

Jeremy: Calm down Odd. (Gets out laptop) Here you can play this.

Odd: Alright! Now you're talking!

Jeremy: I always was talking

Aelita: Hmm I calculated everything correctly and I still can't improve the supercomputer

Ulrich: There is a world. That is virtual and different it can be so cold it makes us stand up for what's right. Our hopes through our hope life. If we reset it to the start. Here we are going far to save all that we love if we give all we've got we will make it through. Here we are like a star shinning bright on your world today make evil go away. Code Lyoko we'll reset it all

Code Lyoko be there when you call

Code Lyoko we will stand real tall

Code Lyoko stronger after all

A world of machines it can shatter human nature and all that we need is a way to find the answer and one thing sure you can count on us for good. Here we are going far to save all that we love if we give all we've got we will make it through. Here we are like a star shinning bright on your world today make evil go away.

Code Lyoko we'll reset it all

Code Lyoko be there when you call

Code Lyoko we will stand real tall

Code Lyoko stronger after all

We'll do our best to never let you down were up to the test to turn this world around.

Here we are going far to save all that we love if we give all we've got we will make it through. Here we are like a star shinning bright on your world today make evil go away. Code Lyoko we'll reset it all

Code Lyoko be there when you call

Code Lyoko we will stand real tall

Code Lyoko stronger after all

Here we are going far to save all that we love if we give all we've got we will make it through.

Odd: Make evil go away

Ulrich: Here we are like a star shinning bright on your world today make evil go away. Code Lyoko we'll reset it all

Code Lyoko be there when you call

Code Lyoko we will stand real tall

Code Lyoko stronger after all

Yumi: (claps)

Ulrich: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you very much!

Jeremy: The next review is from Hannah

Hannah: My question is for Odd if you could date Sissi or a piece of ham who would you choose.

Odd: I would choose the ham but I'm really not sure how long the ham would last.

Everyone but Odd: Heh doesn't surprise us.

Odd: Hmmh! I take offence to that you know guys.

Ulrich: We hope you do.

Joey: Alright calm down guys. Stop bagging Odd out. Even though he really deserves it.

Odd: What did I do?

Ulrich: Exist

Yumi: Ulrich stop being mean to Odd or I won't give you a kiss.

Ulrich: No! Anything but that! Please don't do that Yumi! Please kiss me!

Yumi: Okay. (Kisses Ulrich on the lips)

Odd: This time I'm just going to force you into a room. And it's for your own good. Well actually it doesn't help you guys but who seriously cares.

Jeremy: The next review is from Miss Author.

Gorgeous girl that looks like a long haired Yumi cartwheels in wearing skinnies, a black tube top and gold flats.

Gorgeous girl: Hi! I'm Hikari oc pf Ms A. I'm here as a gift to Ulrich, her crush from the show. Since mean old Yumi isn't interested she dares me and Ulrich to go out tonight. She rented a limo that plays Break away nonstop and got us reservations at a really fancy restaurant. See ya at 7:30. (winks & cartwheels away)

Ulrich: Woooow! She's so beautiful! Wohooo! I got a date with a really hot chick! Who's the ladies man now Odd!

Yumi: I thought you loved me Ulrich! After all we've been through I thought you loved me! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU BASTARD! (runs away crying)

Ulrich: (goes and jumps on stage that appeared from nowhere) Oh, her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day

Yeah, I know, I know, when I compliment her she won't believe me
And it's so, it's so, sad to think that she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look ok, I say

When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing, just the way you are
And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while
Because girl you're amazing, just the way you are(yeah)

Her lips, her lips, I could kiss them all day if she let me
Her laugh, her laugh, she hates but I think it's so sexy
She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day

Oh, you know, you know, you know, I'd never ask you to change
If perfect's what you're searching for then just stay the same
So, don't even bother asking if you look ok
You know I'll say

When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing, just the way you are
And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while
Because girl you're amazing, just the way you are
The way you are, the way you are
Girl you're amazing, just the way you are

When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing, just the way you are
And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while
Cause girl you're amazing, just the way you are. Yeah

Odd: Is he talking about Yumi or that new girl Hikari.

Ulrich: I'm talking about Hikari. She's just the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. I can't wait till our date. Whoa it's 7:00. I better go get ready.

(30 minutes later a limo shows up and Hikari gets out and Ulrich comes out)

Ulrich: You look beautiful.

Hikari: Thank you.

Ulrich and Hikari: (get in limo and start singing break away)

(Limo arrives at a very fancy French restaurant and Ulrich and Hikari get out of limo and walk in)

Ulrich: So what do you like?

Hikari: I really like diamond necklaces.

Ulrich: I'll be back I've got to go to the toilet (rushes out the door, goes to a necklace shop, buys a diamond necklace and comes back to the restaurant) Hikari I got you a present I really hope you like it. (Gives Hikari diamond necklace)

Hikari: It's beautiful. Thanks.

Ulrich: That's okay.

Ulrich and Hikari: (finish meal and go back to the limo)

(Limo comes back to mansion)

Yumi: (looking out window without them knowing to see what happens)

Hikari: Thanks Ulrich. That was the best date I've ever been on. (kisses Ulrich on the lips)

Ulrich: (makes out with Hikari) Why don't you stay here. You could sleep in my bed.

Hikari: Okay i will.

Ulrich and Hikari: (go to bed)

Yumi: (runs away crying and locks herself in room)

Authors Note: Sorry this chapters taken so long guys and sorry if i made it to lemony for you.