KK-Chan: Welcome to,

Amu: The second chapter,

Ikuto: Of,

Rima: The lamest Amuto story ever!

KK-Chan: … WAHHHHHHHHHH~!!!! -cries-

Nagi: Oh great, you set her off again!

Amu: -hugs kk-chan-

Kairi: She doesn't own Shugo Chara! No matter if she has an army of devil llamas…

Jed: ¬_¬ tell me about it. (my talking llama, you can't steal he's copyrighted to me!)

Pudding: TEE HEE!

Whut?! …

Amu-Chan VS. Catman~ Part two!

After the cat had finished its thorough grooming of its fur, it took the time to explain to me what the hell was going on! "It's simple really," It began. "I was taken from an animal shelter for animal testing, next thing I know: I can speak; I can communicate through my thoughts with other beings instead of just cats like I used to; and my IQ is higher than a dog's!"

"Right… and I'm supposed to believe this? Wait! Maybe this is a bad dream… or I'm insane!" I exclaimed as I tried to take in all this new information. The cat comically smacked its paw to its forehead in irritation at my reaction, what was he to expect? "Anyway you stupid cat, get offa me!" Thankfully this time when I went to get up I wasn't massacred by its claws, the cat leapt gracefully off my back as I stretched, making my joints click. I was hungry, tired, and I had a huge migraine, why did me of all people had to be stuck with the devil reincarnated?

"So I'll be staying with you for a while." It exclaimed.

"I'm going to get a drink would you like some m-… wait, what?" I said, I was already half way back to the kitchen and turned around to glare at the cat, "You are not!"

"Hmm, I think so." It replied as it leapt onto the armchair of my sofa, "Make sure to stock up on: milk, catnip and tuna." I growled angrily.

"Oh no, I don't think so!" I hissed to it through my teeth, "When I come back from the kitchen you had better be gone." Turning back around I stormed off into the kitchen to clean up the milk the pesky feline had spilt, armed with a mop and bucket I quickly got rid of the evidence that reminded me of that thing's presence. Within a few minutes the floor was spotless and the empty milk carton was in the recycling bin, satisfied with my work I smiled to myself and began preparing some early lunch.

A few eggs later and I had finished cooking scrambled eggs with cheese and bacon, one of my favourite past times that my Mum used to cook for me. I loaded up my lunch onto a plate and left the cooking equipment in the sink to rinse, armed with a fork I walked back out the kitchen. I glanced towards the living room and to my relief there was no sign of that pesky fleabag, I walked towards the sofa and realised I could hear water running in the bathroom, somehow the shower had been turned on. Steam rolled under the bathroom door in waves, confirming my suspicions about the shower, 'It must be broken.' I thought as I placed my lunch down on the table in front of the sofa. Just in case I grabbed a nearby TV magazine and stalked towards the door, all of a sudden the water in the shower stopped running and there was silence. Bemused, I tightened my grip on the magazine in my hand, I gulped and took a deep breath, stood out side the bathroom my heart thumped widely in my chest as I laid my hand on the door handle. Preparing myself I counted down in my head, 'One, two' My grip tightened on the handle, 'three!' With this I slung the door open and prepared myself for what I was about to see, I held the magazine high in the air like a baseball player and stopped in mid air as if I was frozen in time. In front of me was the most remarkable and alarming sight, I dropped the magazine and covered my mouth with both hands, my body shook as I froze where I stood. "W-what?" I stammered as my eyes widened.

In my tiny little bathroom stood a man; tall and elegant with midnight blue hair and sapphire eyes, his skin was like polished marble: wonderfully crafted. He looked at me and he seemed shocked too. I averted my eyes from his lower half, all that resided there was one of my light blue towels, and it looked very…short. As he was much taller than me. His hair still glistened from the water in the shower making it look like several jewels were hidden among his soft locks, white gems of water slipped down his torso that was complete with refined muscles.

I blushed as I completed my observation and began to walk backwards towards the sofa, my hands were away from my mouth and by my sides, clutching the fabric of my jeans in a vice like grip. The man looked at me and took a step forward so I took a step back, my lips trembled as all sorts of gruesome thoughts made their way into my mind. Was he rapist? Would he kill me? I didn't know and I was as sure as hell not going to find out, he parted his lips to speak but I cut him to the chase. Not able to contain my fear any longer I screamed loudly, he looked alarmed and began to walk towards me. My scream cut short as he neared me, trembling, I quickly grabbed the TV remote from the table I was stood next to after my retreat, my aim had never been very good but I hoped it would be then. I threw the remote and it sailed through the air, it hit his left shoulder and rebounded off and scattered on the floor, the man clutched his shoulder and winced.

At this I ran away. Not looking behind me I ran to the front door, grabbing my keys from the table near the door I proceeded to unlock it, "Wait!" Shouted the man with a soft smooth voice, I shuddered and turned around, he stood near the sofa and was wearing an alarmed expression. I whimpered and began to turn the key frantically in the lock, but the door wouldn't open, the bolt was still on! Seeing this I grabbed the bolt and unlocked it, I heard loud thuds as footsteps approached me, panicking I grabbed the keys out of the lock and opened the door. I saw a few seconds of sweet freedom and the corridor that laid beyond my door before a strong hand shut it, I groaned as I felt the man's presence behind me, both of his hands held the door shut by each side of my head. My hands shook and I dropped the keys on the floor, droplets of water hit the back of my neck as his hair dripped slowly, his smell was overpowering and it relaxed me a little. His scent was sweet and reminded me of dark chocolate. "I told you to wait.." He said calmly. I glanced over my shoulder at him and immediately looked away.

"What do you want?" I whispered as I crossed my arms over my chest so my hands could grip my shoulders, I was trying to hold myself together and this was the only way I knew how.

"Look at me." He said kindly, I looked at the floor. "I said, look at me!" He repeated with a bit more force this time, I bent over slightly as if I was curling into myself to try and get away from him and his smell. Obediently I turned around and looked at him, I leant up against the door, it was nice to have something solid to help me stand my legs felt jelly-like and I was afraid I wouldn't be able to escape from his cocoon. I swallowed and instead of looking anywhere but his face I boldly looked into his sapphire blue eyes, 'Funny,' I thought, 'His eyes are just like that stupid cat's.' I tingled as a strange sensation evaporated from within my mind, it felt like that connection I had with the cat when we spoke telepathically, I gasped slightly as I put two and two together, my suspicions were proved correct when a soft voice echoed in my head.

'That's because in am that "stupid cat".' My mouth opened wide and my legs felt even weaker.

"Unbelievable…" I said softly before I succumbed to the darkness as my legs gave out beneath me and my world faded to black.

Stupid cats…

KK-Chan: there we go =) Hope you like this chappie, please leave a review if you think I revealed the cat's identity too quickly… ^^

Rima: You fail…

KK-Chan: That's not gonna work on me anymore! -smug-

Rima: ¬_¬

Tadase: I think its great =^^= though it'd be better if it was tadamu…

KK-Chan: Ah my kawaii taddy -glomps him- I'm afraid I can't do that, Amu isn't for you… look for someone else XD

Ikuto: Yeah Kiddy King -grin-

Tadase: -blush- Tsukiyomi Ikuto!

Utau: Here we go again…

Amu: Please review! Xx

I don't own anything….. Except Jed 83

Jed: Unfortunately…

KK-Chan: Hey! Dx