The 12 Days of Christmas under evil rule:

On the first day of Christmas the Overlord took from us, a hero he deemed treasonous.

On the second day of Christmas the Overlord took from us, two large mansions, and a hero he deemed treasonous.

On the third day of Christmas the Overlord took from us, three livestocks, two large mansions, and a hero he deemed treasonous.

On the fourth day of Christmas the Overlord took from us, four burning farms, three livestocks, two large mansions, and a hero he deemed treasonous.

On the fifth day of Christmas the Overlord took from us, Five virgin girls! four burning farms, three livestocks, two large mansions, and a hero he deemed treasonous.

On the sixth day of Christmas the Overlord took from us, six beer supplies, Five virgin girls! four burning farms, three livestocks, two large mansions, and a hero he deemed treasonous.

On the seventh day of Christmas the Overlord took from us, seven family fortunes, six beer supplies, Five beautiful girls! four burning farms, three livestocks, two large mansions, and a hero he deemed treasonous.

On the eighth day of Christmas the Overlord took from us, eight smashed houses, seven family fortunes, six beer supplies, Five beautiful girls! four burning farms, three livestocks, two large mansions, and a hero he deemed treasonous.

On the ninth day of Christmas the Overlord took from us, nine innocent lives, eight smashed houses, seven family fortunes, six beer supplies, Five perverted girls! four burning farms, three livestocks, two large mansions, and a hero he deemed treasonous.

On the tenth day of Christmas the Overlord took from us, ten times the taxes, nine innocent lives, eight smashed houses, seven family fortunes, six beer supplies, Five perverted girls! four burning farms, three livestocks, two large mansions, and a hero he deemed treasonous.

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Overlord took from us, eleven tavern maidens, ten times the taxes, nine innocent lives, eight smashed houses, seven family fortunes, six beer supplies, Five filthy whores! four burning farms, three livestocks, two large mansions, and a hero he deemed treasonous.

On the twelfth day of Christmas the Overlord took from us, twelve works of art, eleven tavern maidens, ten times the taxes, nine innocent lives, eight smashed houses, seven family fortunes, six beer supplies, Five pregnant whores! four burning farms, three livestocks, two large mansions, and a hero he deemed treasonous.

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I guess some Christmases are merrier than others. In any case, merry Christmas!