Personal musings on scissors

My opinion on scissors is that they are great for when someone does not do what I tell them to. I always carry around a pair of scissors, except for the opening of the Winter Cup. Apparently sharp objects are frowned upon at the stadium. But never fear, I was able to borrow Shintaro's. The best kind of scissors to use are the ones that have the rubber handle. It makes it much easier to have a firm grip on the scissors when I attempt to stab someone. The metal on the scissors feels very good against my hands, and especially good against other people's skin, which is why stabbing people with scissors is one of my favourite past times.