Have you ever woken up and simply been inexplicably happy for absolutely no reason that you can think of?

Well that's how I felt that morning. It was almost like I could feel what kind of day it would be. Unfortunately for me my feeling was about as wrong as it could get.

Upon waking up I realized everyone else, but Lily was still asleep. Getting up I finally realized the horrible truth.

The only thing in my wardrobe was the school uniform and nothing else. "I really wish I had all my things from home." I said as I sighed.

When I looked up there it was, everything I own. Everything from iPhone to undergarments and high heels to tank tops was sitting right in front of me.

Happily I looked around for some scissors and cut and tore apart my uniform until it was exactly the way I wanted it. This is how it ended up: upon cutting the skirt shorter I then tore it so that certain pieces hung down, secondly I cut the sleeves off of my cloak robe thingy and shortened the length of it to more of a vest, then found some jean jeggings, a pair of dark green converse, a white tank top (one of those with a built in bra), and a see through dark green shirt that stopped half way down my stomach and was long sleeved. (Please note that this is the school uniform she will always be wearing)

Then I duplicated the see through green shirt because I only had one whereas I had plenty of jeggings and tank tops.

I put the uniform and several other things away while picking out a pair of black skinnies, black converse, a dark red tank top, my short jean jacket and heading to the bathroom for a quick shower and to get dressed.

After putting my hair up in a quick ponytail I head down to the common room.

Only to find Lily standing at the back of the couch (and as it seemed) waiting for me.

"Hello Lily" I called while bounding down the stairs to jump right next to her. "So you're an early bird to, huh?" She asked slightly stunned at the sudden sight of me.

"No, not usually, I'm just really excited for today!" I replied enthusiastically. "So when do you start classes?" she asked while slowly starting to walk towards the portrait hole.

"Oh, I think next week" I answered unsure of the exact answer, while starting towards her.

Then right as Lily was about to ask another question I saw a flash of light to my left. Immediately turning with my arms held out in front of me in defensive fashion.

Apparently it was good that I did because I immediately felt the light reflect off of the barrier that I had somehow created.

Looking up I was shocked at who had shot it at us. The Marauders. All of them were just standing there at the foot of the stairs to the boy's dorm with James at the front and Sirius beside him; the other two were back a few steps.

Remus didn't look too happy about James antics, but didn't tell him to put down his wand either; while Peter was trying to sneer like James and Sirius, but couldn't quite get it down.

"Did-Did you just shoot at us?" I asked in disbelief.

"Not Lily, only the SLYTHERIN standing in OUR common room" James said.

"What now that I'm a Slytherin I don't have a name?" I asked getting increasingly angry at how prejudice they were being.

"Of course, all you Slytherin are the same!" shouted Sirius with so much venom it felt like he slapped me in the face.

Leaning up close to him and with the most disgusted tone I could manage said "I would say the same, but I don't want to groups Lily with the likes of thick skinned, pig-headed, ass holes like you. Because you've obviously forgotten that the only person I actually like here is muggle born, I prefer Lily's company over you four, Lucius, or any other pureblood or Slytherin I have met!" screaming the last part I then turned to stomped out the portrait hole only to have it swing open to reveal Eryx.

He took one looked at the rapidly increasing gathering of unshed tears in my eyes; then at James who still had his wand held high.

"Perhaps we should bring this to the attention of the Headmaster." He said in an eerily calm voice.

"No let's just go." I pleaded trying to hold it all in. Even if I was tough on the outside it still hurt to be rejected.

"Okay then." turning to look at Lily he said "Please have a pleasant day Ms. Evans" he said with a smile.

Then turning to meet James eyes he said "Mr. Potter, Black, Lupin, and Pettigrew I do hope you will all manage to blow yourselves up before we return."

Never letting his smile fall, but not letting it reach his eyes either. He then turned while putting an arm around me and led me out of the common room, down the grand staircase, and outside by the pond.

He then stopped and let me cry while simply standing there telling me it was okay to cry, unhealthy not to cry every once in a while, and if I wanted him to he could burn them alive.

Looking back I probably would wonder is that when he started being kind and more of a big brother than a stranger?

Once I was done crying I told him that we should probably get going. After he nodded I felt the darkness surround us once more and not to sound like peter pan or anything away we went.

Unknown to Eryx and me there was a pitying Lily and a shocked werewolf staring out the Gryffindor common room window at us the whole time.

Upon arriving at Diagon Alley we immediately went to Gringotts Wizarding Bank so that I could set up a vault and change all my 'muggle money' into Galleons, Sickles and Knuts.

I know what you're thinking 'How can she possibly have money with her?' The answer being I had saved every penny I earned from the time I started working and all the odd jobs I did before that so that I could pay for college myself without asking anybody else for help and I had put all the money into a pair of boots for safe keeping (somewhat).

I asked for a vault farther down like 888 or something so that I could collect all the odds and ends that I could just picture laying around. After that I asked for a few Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts for right then and the rest to go into my vault.

After Gringotts Wizarding Bank we headed into Magical Menagerie. Upon going inside I immediately saw an adorable fat, pure black kitten with the most piercing eyes I had ever seen. Looking up at Eryx I saw him sigh and then mumble something along the lines of "A cat? How predictable can she get?"

Hey it's not my fault I've always been drawn to cats!

"I think I'll name her Mokena!" (If anybody knows where I got the name from good for you) I said to Eryx while taking her up to the register. Grabbing a few things needed for having a cat and to entertain her then went to pay before letting her jump up on my shoulder and heading out and to the joke shop Gambol and Japes.

Once there I immediately started looking and grabbing things off of the shelves, plotting as I went. By the time I had gotten to the register I had picked out: Hiccough Sweets, Blood Blister pods, Dung bombs, Ever-Bashing Boomerangs, and a few odds and ends to make my own prank sweets.

Next was Ollivander's. Walking in I was a bit nervous of which wand or if a wand would pick me. Right away Ollivander came up and gestured to try a wand only to have it shock me. After snatching it out of my hand he gave me another wand. "This one is special in that it was made from a phoenix feather." (Hint Hint) Wave wave nothing. Taking it and then he gave me one that he got from way in the back.

Time I touched it a spark came out "Aw, so it seems you not only have a way with cats, but also wolves." said Ollivander. "Huh?" was my genius reply. "This wand is a Willow, 12 1/2", Unyielding, werewolf hair wand," he explained gently, "one of my ancestors decided to make a wand from werewolf hair only to have it never chosen by a wizard or better yet choose a wizard so he never made another one." "That quite fascinating, but why would he want to make a wand from werewolf hair anyways?" I asked. "Well I suppose he did it simply because it had never been done and/or because he was bored." he answered honestly.

After paying and leaving we stopped by the Junk Shop and found 2 large buckets, some rope, and a 5x3" intricately framed mirror.

Stopping to take a break at Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlor I asked Eryx "Is there anyways you could like, I don't know, send all the things we've bought to my room?" I was getting really tired of caring around the two metals buckets and fast. Waving his hand in a half circle all of the supplies disappeared and we sat down to eat our ice cream and for me to explain what I was plotting.

Here's what I had in mind: for dear little Peter nothing to bad just a piece of candy from Honeydukes with an Engorgement charm along with Densaugeo (Make him poof up like Aunt Marge and his two front teeth to become huge).

For smart Mr. Lupin just a simple day dream charm cast on a piece of chocolate, the hard part was figuring out how to make or cast it (Hint Hint it's a W&W product).

Just for Lily, James's was a picture of Lily blowing a kiss with a fur spell and a babbling curse in it.

And last and possibly most vicious Sirius's was his comb with jelly-legs and jelly-fingers, silencing charm and a nice old-fashioned bucket o' slime with feathers.

By the end all Eryx said was "I'll watch out for teachers." but I could tell he was trying not to smile at how I was already plotting for revenge about something I been crying about just an hour or two earlier.

Next, was the dreaded Flourish and Blott's to pick out all the books I needed. Dumbledore was making me study not just the previous year's curriculum, but every single year. Even the upcoming years. Saying it would help me in the long run. Yeah right, do you have any clue how many books that are? I'll tell you 38, 38! Well actually it was more like 33 for school and 5 for entertainment, but still a book is a book! After paying and having Eryx send them to my room we left.

Taking a quick pit stop at Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions I bought the largest traveling cloak I could find. Another part of my plot. After paying we left for the Stationary Shop to get parchment, ink, and quills. What I didn't get was why didn't they just use regular pens and lined paper, but you know whatever they want. I suppose I'm just lazy in that way. Paying we left for a more exciting shop.

Upon entering Quality Quidditch Supplies I immediately had to have the Nimbus 1500. Grabbing it and the supplies to take care of it I checked out and went back outside. "You don't suppose that you just let your greed get the better of you do you?" asked Eryx, but I was too happy to care or tell him it was probably true.

Quickly stopping in the Apothecary to get a few ingredients for my plot and then to buy a caldron and go to Hogsmeade.

Going into Honeydukes made me immediately want a lot of candy, but I was good and only bought the chocolate and taffy need for my revenge. Well that plus a lollypop, but I was mainly good.

Settling down in the Three Broomsticks I ordered Cherry Syrup and a Soda while Eryx got a firewhisky. We sat there talking and talking until eventually I was so tired that I mistook his firewhisky for my refill and poured it into my drink. While being pleasantly unaware for a while Eryx figured it out quite quickly. Why you may ask well because it appeared that I had no head for alcohol. So he picked me up and took us back to the common room using his shadowy thingy.

As Lily stormed into the Common Room she noticed that she was the only one that appeared to be worried that Eve had not returned yet. Looking around she noticed that the Marauders were all sitting there by the fire completely at ease.

Remus was sitting in one of the arm chairs doing his potions homework or at least to everyone else it seemed like it. In reality he was starting to wonder if perhaps Eve had decided she didn't want to attend Hogwarts, because of what had happened earlier that day.

Peter was sitting in the other arm chair eating candy and trying to help James and Sirius, who were trying to come up with a new prank to pull on the Slytherins.

Lily stomped her way to in front of James and Sirius. "Hey my Lilyfl-"

"Hey nothing," she interrupted, "how can all of you be so calm when Eve hasn't come back yet and it's almost 11!" practically screaming by the end of it.

"Oh, don't worry about her she's probably just too scared of us Marauders to come back!" laughed Sirius.

"Scared?" she snorted "It's more likely that she's out crying her eyes out because you guys are such big ugly bullies!" she continued yelling only to open her mouth to start again when the Common Room door swung open to reveal Eryx and Eve.

Eryx practically ran to the couch to lie Eve down.

Swing around to face Lily he asked "She's drunk and I still have to find out where she and I are going to be rooming from now on; so could you please watch her for the next little bit please?"

Not waiting for an answer though he actually ran out of the Common Room. Not so that he could be back as soon as possible, but so he could get as far away as possible.

"Heeeyyy!" called Eve from over the couch to Lily who was still just standing there.

"What?" she replied giving Eve her full attention.

Eve just motioned for Lily to come closer, once she was close enough Eve could whisper she said "I'm drunk," then continued with a completely serious face to say, "but ssshhh it's a secret!"

Lily looked like someone had just electrocuted her "Oh my witch, she's a stupid drunk!" Lily exclaimed.

Meanwhile, Remus pretended to stay devoted to his essay though it was clear that he wasn't trying at all, Sirius was cracking up with James and Peter was looking confused as to why it was so funny after all she really was drunk.

Then suddenly Eve was up and on the coffee table in front of the couch dancing around and singing 'Can't Touch This'. For a moment everything was quiet until she started singing it to Sirius. It was then that everyone ever people who had no idea that she was drunk (which was pretty obvious) were laughing so hard that they had tears in their eyes.

Lily unsure as to what she should do for her friend just went over and said to Eve like she was a little child "Eve, honey, you should really get down before you hurt yourself."

"NO! I'm having fun!" shouted Eve who then lost her balance and fell sideways onto Remus.

Looking up she suddenly said to the strangely quiet room and Remus "Has anyone ever told you that your nerdable?"

Not sure he had heard her correctly Remus asked "Nerdable?"

"Yeah like when your nerdy, but cute and said to have an inner aggressive quality that probably only comes out to play when you having really great se-"Eve was interrupted when James and Sirius fell over and started laughing so hard that no one heard the last little part, but the rest was enough to have Remus so red in the face he could have passed for a tomato.

"N-no one has ever called me that." He stuttered out.

"Really, that's too bad because I find inner aggression really hot." commented Eve before turning around and asking Lily "So what do you find hot?"

James perked up at this thinking 'finally I can find out what she likes!'

"Almost anyone who's name is not James Potter" she replied immediately.

"Then why are you two going to get married?" asked Eve.

"Yes!" shouted James at the same time Lily shouted "What!"

"Well you two are going to get married have a baby and then when he's one your going-" she suddenly cut off and ran to the nearest trash can and threw up.

Once she was done she wiped her mouth on her sleeve and stood "to die" she said continuing where she left off.

"Wow that's not depressing at all!" Sirius said sarcastically.

"And totally not true." said Lily.

"Yeah, we would never settle for just one child there has to be at least 6!" James stated as if it was obvious.

"No, the problem is that I would never go out with you; let alone marry you and have your baby!" shouted Lily.

With that they continued to fight while Eve slipped back over to Remus. Eve sat down on the floor with her head against Remus's leg and him in the chair sitting completely straight and on edge. Nobody would dare say they looked like a couple, more like a father with his child hanging on deathly tight to his leg than anything else.

As Eve started to nod of she mumbled "Yeah, definitely nerdable."