Heyo! I was typing this at like four in the morning because I decided to pull an all- nighter for some stupid reason. Also, I won't be able to update this for like two weeks because we're going to the beach.

Chapter Two
The Contest of the Burping

Two days before matches were scheduled to start, the Smash Bros. (not the Smashers) were eating dinner. Normally this wouldn't be important, but…yeah. Link stared at the soda.
"That's soda," Samus explained, annoyed by Link's lack of technology. He had spent the last few weeks trying to figure out her armor.
"But what does it DO?" Link asked as he poked at his pizza.
"It doesn't DO anything. You drink it," She sighed.
"Ohhhh," he said and chugged his soda. This caused him to burp loudly. Then Kirby ate his soda can, along with one of the pizza boxes. This caused him to burp loudly as well. One by one, the Smash Bros. drank their soda, causing themselves to burp. They decided Kirby was the winner after he ate twenty-five cans of soda. He burped so loudly, they could feel the hose shake.
"What was that?" Master Hand asked, flying into the room. Everyone pointed at Kirby, who was eating a second pizza box. Master Hand sighed.
"And why did this happen, exactly," Master Hand asked.
"We were having a burping contest," Link explained. Samus decided he was too nice.
"It's my fault, really," he continued, "I drank all of my 'so-da'," he held up the empty soda can, "And I burped."
Samus rolled her eyes.
"Link, Kirby isn't in trouble," Master hand said," Though it would be preferable if you didn't start any more burping contests."
"Yes, sir!" Link shouted. Samus rolled her eyes again. Then Yoshi ate the rest of the pizza boxes.