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3 hours- 3 Goddamned painstaking hours- later, I was pink in places I didn't know even had hair. My hair was now a richer brown, with honey-ish coloured highlights, my lower regions were now hair-free, and I was vowing to never let hot wax anywhere near my pussy ever again. Alice and Rosalie hooked their arms through mine and dragged me across to a familiar group of boys… "Ok, why are we going over to the boys? No, scratch that, that's normal. Why the fuck are James and Edward with them??" I practically screeched the last part.
"Well Bella…" Alice started.
"We decided to hang out with the boys for a bit!" Rosalie hastily cut in.
"Right, let's clarify something here. 'The boys' are Emmett and Jasper, NOT Edward and James!!" I was practically combusting by this point. At the point of hysterics even.
Alice sighed. "Honestly Bells, did you really think we would put you through something you hate so much if we weren't going to do something like this?"
"Ok, A: of course you would, and B: I didn't realise I'd see him straight away!! You could have at least given me time to not be pink!"
Being pink didn't matter that point, because I was blushing so hard I think they may have mistaken me for a tomato with hair. And legs. And arms. And other various body parts. That may have worked; I was practically walking past them trying to get them to not notice me. Fat chance of that. An arm promptly shot out and enveloped me in a massive bear hug. Emmett. He was shoved out of the way a minute later by Jasper, who hugged me just as much, but didn't crush me. As much. Hey, the boys are huge!
"Bellaboo!!" Emmett boomed, "What's happening baby? Looks like the girls made you wax a couple of places, am I right?"
Stupid Emmett, I scowled as Jasper hit him upside the head for me, Emmett knew why I was here, and he waggled his eyebrows at me like a Vaudeville villain.
I can't complain too much though, I loved Emmett and Jasper like hey were my own brothers. Jasper and I were tight since we were little, then he moved away, we severed contact, but then we moved to where he is now, and what can I say? It was like riding a bike; you never really forget how easy a friendship with someone like that is. Emmett, on the other hand, I only met when I moved here. He was Jasper's mate and Rosalie's man, and we hit off a friendship right away. Now they're both like big brothers to me, willing and able to kick ass if someone ever makes me cry. I do believe they broke my hair straightener once because it burnt me. Ok, so that may have been an overreaction on their part but hey, it burnt me. At least they bought me a new one!
I was brought out of my reverie by jasper, who stepped in with "It's ok Bells, he's just a bit PMS-ish because he isn't getting any from Rose" accompanied by a solemn head nod.
"Well, it's a bit hard to put out when there's blood everywhere!" Rosalie pouted.
"Anyway," Emmett cut in, "Back to business. Rosie, Ali, you guys already know these two. Bellaboo," he winked at me this is Edward and James, James, Edward, this is Bellaboo, her actual name is Bella, so if you call her Bellaboo your ass is mine."
James nodded in response, which was fine by me, but Edward moved to shake my hand, but lifted it to his mouth and kissed it instead. HOT DAMMMMMN!! My stomach flipped, I felt faint, and I think I might have moaned a little because everyone was giving me a weird look, except for Edward, who looked rather pleased with himself.
"So!" Alice sounded far too perky for my liking. "You guys gonna take us out or what?"
What? Take us out? Alice! I played it cool though "Uh, where are we going?"
"Arcade, then to the park for a few hours" Jasper explained. He and Emmet both knew how hard it was for me to be around Edward, they're the only people who know. I knew they wouldn't act on it or anything, they just knew when to look out for me and when I might need a shoulder, well, two sets of shoulders, to cry on.
"Wait, the park?" I asked. "But that means…"
"BEER!" Emmet, Edward and James yelled.
"And Vodka Cruisers for you ladies' Jasper finished.
"Ok Jazz," I started, nervous about the answer to the question I was about to ask. "But since you and Alice will be all over each other, and ditto with Emmett and Rosie, so what about me?" I knew the answer before he said it. I felt arms link through each of my arms. Edward was on my left side, and James was on my right. If Alice or Rosalie organized this, they would have only invited James, if Jasper did this, he would have only invited Edward. That leaves Emmet.
Sure enough, he grinned from ear to ear, all too aware of how awkward this was for me. He'll die for this.
Slowly, and painfully.
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