Impressions 2:

The Real World!

a/n: 'Sup homies!! lol (I'm probably the whitest person on the planet...literally. I don't tan. EVER!! -grumble- not fair -grumble-)

ANYWAY!! So here's what's up: You all loved Zuko's impressions, RIGHT?! Soooooo...I got to thinking. (uh oh!) What if he actually USED them?

Which presented some very hard questions:

WHY would he use them?

WHEN would he use them?

HOW would he use them?

WHERE would he use them?

WHO would he use them on?

and

WHAT would happen if he did?

Well, I've already typed this chapter out, (and the next) but if you want to see the next, next chapter, then just answer the above questions in a review, and you just might see it happen!! ;D


Zuko POV

So. I finally convinced Aang to let me join. (I used the Uncle impression...for some reason, that made Toph vote for me, and after that, the rest slowly followed.)

Here's what happened:

Toph snuck up on me in the middle of the night. She said she was trying to help me, because she believed me, but how the hell should I know that?! So, I kinda, um...burned her feet. Oops.

After I swallowed my pride (nearly ripped my throat open...metafo-metafour-metaphorically of course) and apologized several times, she accepted my apology. By hitting me in the crotch with a rock pillar. (The bigger they are, the harder they fall. See, I can quote wise...quotey...quotes...WHATEVER!!)

After that, The Avatar and I talked.

"Well, um, you see...Uncle says that because I have the blood of an Avatar, and the Firelord in me I--" I started to say.

"You're related to an Avatar?!" He asked, staring at me.

"Yeah." I muttered.

"So we're like, brothers!"

Now I stared at him. "B-brothers?!"

I did NOT have good experiences with siblings. But...maybe brothers are better? No. He's still annoying. You're only joining to help overthrow the Firelord...right?

"Yeah. Toph says you weren't lying, and you did apologize. Besides, you seem like a funny guy!" He said, grinning.

A funny guy? Me?! What the hell was he smoking?!

"I am not!"

He laughed. "Sorry. Can't fool me. Sokka told me about the time he hit you with his boomerang. Sounds funny to me."

"Well, it wasn't to me!" I was really starting to get annoyed! Was he trying to insult me?!

The Avatar looked down. He was probably just trying to hide another grin. "Sorry."

I snorted. "Yeah, well...whatever." I finally muttered.

He grinned at me. I ignored him. Finally, after at least thirty seconds he said, "What was that your Uncle said?"

"That my true self, and my current self are battling. And that I have to look inside myself to find my true self, but it's hiding from myself, so I'll have to stop being myself to find my true self which is really just myself, only not myself." I said, expecting him to be just as confused as I was. (Just saying that hurts my brain...)

"So, basically he's saying that being mean and angry all the time isn't really you. And that you're really a nice guy. You just have to calm down enough to realize that. Then, you might be able to be at peace, and find your true destiny." The Avatar said, not missing a beat.

I stared at him. "You got all that, from that bunch of shit I just said?"

"No offense, but duh."

I sighed. "No wonder you're the Avatar."

"I have a name you know."

I blinked. No, I didn't know. "What is it?"

"Aang." He said, grinning.

"Oh."

"Well, why don't you come back to camp?" The Ava—Aang asked.

"Sure." For some idiotic reason, I found myself smiling.

"Hey Sokka? What does shit mean?"

And it's gone again.


a/n: I know, this one isn't very funny, but LE GASP! It actually has something of a plot! AND Zuko isn't completely OOC! DOUBLE LE GASP!!

But, I assure you, this was just to get the story going. All the rest of the chapter WILL be funny! (and yes, I will reuse the Uncle impression since this chapter sucked)

I do however, like the ending! XD