"What! What do you mean that's not the Princess?" Bowser roared.

"Well, since she hasn't woken, I tried to wake her magically. It should have worked, but the thing is, her soul is gone." Kamek said sheepishly, knowing punishment was coming his way.

"You mean to tell me, you carelessly OBLITERATED HER SOUL!"

"No sir! You can't destroy a soul, It just seems to be... misplaced."

"Let me make myself clear Kamek, you will find her soul and bring it back here or your shell will be mounted above the fireplace!"

"Y-yes sir!" Kamek couldn't leave the room any faster.

"Why did HE have to be my second most powerful sorcerer?" Bowser didn't notice the figure behind him.

"You still have me, my lord."

"Oh, Kammy, I didn't hear you come in"

"I overheard you have a soulless princess on your hands."

"Yes, one of Kamek's spells displaced Peach's soul. How am I going to rule the Mushroom Kingdom when they think I slaughtered their previous ruler? That never ends well."

"If you don't mind sir, I have an idea. You see, I am getting very old."

"We all know that, Kammy, what's your point?"

"Well, and old lass like me knows the value of youth, and at the moment, you have a hollow young woman sitting in a cell. Do you mind if I borrow her?"

Bowser didn't really like the thought, since he first captured Princess Peach, he always had a sort of a crush on her. However, he couldn't have a rebellion rise up seeing their Princess as a martyr. "Very well."

"Oh splendid, I will go make the preparations!"

I hope Kamek can find her.


Peach and Lili found themselves at the base of a mountain. Not just any mountain, a mountain made of cake and ice cream. "Hey Lili, I'll race you to the top!"

"Okay!"

With that they were off, eating their way to the top. Whatever obstacle got in their way, they ate their way through it.

"This one tastes like chocolate!" Lili was having the time of her life. chewing through a donut hole boulder.

Peach giggled as Lili burst through the other side, looking for more. Peach noticed she was suddenly in the shade. She looked up to see something blocking the sun, a 6 foot wide cherry, and it was getting closer, and closer, and closer, and just as it was about to crush her.

She swallowed it whole.

Lili started busting up laughing at the cherry shaped princess, six feet around, cherry stem sticking out of her head like an antenna. "You look silly!"

Peach heard the comment and started to roll toward the girl, intent on making a Lili pancake. Lili was smarter than that though, and with her mouth opened wide as a cave, she ate the cherry-princess whole. With a big gulp and a burp Peach was gone. Lili going back to her food frenzy.

Peach was the first one awake, 6am on the dot, as usual. She could feel Lili still sleeping in the back of her mind. They had shared an unusual dream. Peach smiled at the thought of Lili still sitting on that mountain of ice cream, stuffing her face with butter pecan.

Lili's mother would be coming soon to take her home. Not the home Peach knew, but she imagined it would be better than that hospital room. She hopped out of bed and stepped into the hall, a few doors down she saw her prize. A warm pot of coffee sitting on the counter, ready to be drank.

Being short wasn't fun, she had to pull up a step stool to be able to reach the pot. She poured some into a Styrofoam cup, added cream and two sugars, and was about ready to take a drink when a nurse walked around the corner.

"What do you think you are doing young lady?" The toad grabbed the coffee right out of her hand, and lifted her off of the stool.

"Hey! I was about to drink that!"

"You could've burnt yourself, coffee is hot!" the nurse scolded her. "Now, let's go back to your room and I will get you a nice glass of orange juice, how does that sound honey?"

"It's not coffee, but I guess it will do." It surprised her for a moment that she was being treated like a child. The fact that she had to look up to talk to a toad reminded her that, yes, she was a child.

They made their way back to the room. She was lifted back up to bed and the nurse went to go get her some orange juice. "Well that wasn't fun."

I know, adults are mean! Lili had finally woken up.

How did you sleep?

I sleeped good. I had a really cool dream where everything was made of sweets and I got to eat the WHOLE thing! There was candy and cake and ice cream and-

I remember, I was there. Peach gave Lili her body back as the girl's mother came in with a cup of orange juice.

"Good morning Lili."

"Hi mommy!"

"Did you sleep well last night?"

"Yup, I had a dream that the WHOLE world was candy, I got to eat chocolate and frosting and Princess Peach and-"

"Ok honey." Her tone shifted to a more disciplinary speech. "The nurse told me you were trying to get a cup of coffee, what did mommy tell you about coffee."

Lili sighed. "It makes short kids shorter..."

"That's right. Now I brought you some more clothes, go get dressed so we can go home. If you are good in the car we can go get some ice cream at Ninji's."

"Yay!"Yay! The princess had the same thought as well, she didn't know why she was excited though. She never was too fond of Ninji's.


I have no idea where that dream segment came from. Kammy apparently has plans for Peach's body (keep in mind this is K+, sickos.) and Peach seems to be acting a little weird. More on this story at ten. Now back to Bob in the studio, Bob?