Moar! :D I dunno, lulz.
I STILL DON'T OWN ANYTHING. D:
Chappie 2!
After Yuan's serenade, everyone was caught up in watching "That's So Raven" on Disney Channel….well sorta caught up in it.
"This is very odd…." Kratos said, very bored with it.
"Then why don't we go outside to play?" Michi suggested.
"Won't fans recognize us?" Sheena asked.
"Oh…well, if any try to rape you, you can just kill them with your attacks!" Sloane said with a cheerful look. Everyone sweat dropped. And so, they all walked outside. And….they walked around….and fished in the little pond, and caught nothing since there ARE no fish in there. Seems pointless huh? Well c'mon, they were bored! Anyway…there wasn't really anything to do…until Rebecca volunteered to show Lloyd how to drive the riding mower. Oh my.
"Hey Lloyd, I'll show you how to ride this baby in no time!"
"That's a baby? Wow, I wonder what the adults look like!"
"C'mon Lloyd! Hurry up!" Rebecca said with a huge sweat drop on her head.
"Ok, ok!" After a little bit of explaining, Lloyd was about to take his first ride.
"Rebecca. Are you SURE about this?" Sloane asked, "'Cuz my dad will NOT be happy if Lloyd wrecks his mower…." ((…Where ARE our parents in this anyway?))
"Hey guys, lewk at me!!" Lloyd exclaimed as he rode around.
"Wow, he's pretty good…" Michi said. But her mind changed when he ran over the neighbor Don's flowers.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Lloyd cried as he just barely avoided running over Don's cat. Don ran outside.
"What the heck is goin' on?" he asked. The wind blew his cap off…right in Lloyd's path. Lloyd ran over the cap, tearing it to blue shreds that were left on the grass.
"M-My cap….my cap!"
"I'm SO sorry, Don! My…um…cousin…Lloyd….is a newbie at this…." Sloane apologized, "How much will it cost to get you another hat?" Don pulled out an exactly identical one: "ALWAYS…..BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING," he said, and then took his cat inside with him and locked up to be away from the madness of Lloyd ….."OMG, WHERE DID LLOYD GO?" you're wondering…and you are about to find out.
"Wheeee!!!" Lloyd cried as he rode across the street to Jack's house. Their cat ran out of the way in a very paranoid way as Lloyd rode around. Lloyd accidentally made a dent in Jack's van while ridding around. Just as the group was about to run across the street a huge line of cars started going by.
"Man! I hate it when that happens!" Michael grumbled. After a good five minutes, which was all the time Lloyd needed to totally shred up the yard, the line was gone and the group ran across the street. Fortunately, Jack and his wife were sound asleep through all of this. Lloyd then moved into the woods behind the house. He couldn't hear his friends' screams over all the noise. After knocking down a few trees and somehow Jack and his wife not waking up after that either, Kratos did what he should have done in the first place, he sprouted his wings, flew over to Lloyd, and stopped the mower.
"Aww Kratos, why'd you stop me? I was having a lot of fun!" Lloyd complained. Kratos pointed to Jack's yard, Don's yard, Don's cap, Don's nearly skinned cat that was looking out of the window, and the huge ruts in the road.
"Oh….oh well, it was still fun!"
"GET. OFF. THE. MOWER. NOW." Kratos hissed..
"Aww…can't I at least drive it back across the street? I caused a lot of trouble and…I don't want to bother any of you with having to push it or anything or having to ride it…"
"…Alright," Kratos said, he couldn't resist Lloyd's sweet look. So Lloyd hopped on it, and the others led him across the street.
"So! When can I do that again?" Lloyd asked.
"…When you're 5,890,678,324 years old…." Sloane and Michi said in unison ((seriously, she and I must have some kind of mind connection because we are like, ALWAYS thinking the same things at the same time in real life!)) while they were fixing up the dents on the mower.
"What? Aww man, I'll have to be even older than Kratos!" Lloyd groaned.
"Keep talking like that and you won't even reach age 20.…" Kratos growled.
"S-Sorry Kratos…." Lloyd said in fear, then he hid behind Zelos.
End of chapter 2! Next lesson for the cast…how to use a stereo system and computer!
