Ways to Annoy Ironhide

I should write my will with this... Stupid Ratchet made me write this for revenge... on me...

1: Screw up his cannons

(He broke my arms...)

(and legs...)

(and body)

(Yeah, he stepped on me...)

...)2: Call him the tooth fairy.

(He chased me for an hour.)

(I think I lost him.)

(Ahhhh! Help!)

3: Get bigger cannons than him and say "Feeling lucky, Punk?"

4: Lie to him.

(He will hunt you down)

5: Stuff his cannons with confetti and glue, then RUN.

(He was so mad!)

(Though being covered in confetti and glue degraded that.)

6: Make funny faces behind him and when he turns around stop.

7: Get him and Optimus under the mistletoe.

(Yeah, he hates me.)

8: Catch him under the mistletoe

(Embarrassing, but worth it.)

9: When you're driving him, hit someone's cat and/or dog.

10: Tell him that Mojo's lubricants don't ever come off.

(He will SCREAM)

11: Get Mojo to hump his leg

(Do I even need to comment?)

WARNING: THE MOST COMMON SIDE EFFECTS ARE: DEATH AND BROKEN BONES. TRY AT YOUR OWN RISK.