Ways to Annoy Ironhide
I should write my will with this... Stupid Ratchet made me write this for revenge... on me...
1: Screw up his cannons
(He broke my arms...)
(and legs...)
(and body)
(Yeah, he stepped on me...)
...)2: Call him the tooth fairy.
(He chased me for an hour.)
(I think I lost him.)
(Ahhhh! Help!)
3: Get bigger cannons than him and say "Feeling lucky, Punk?"
4: Lie to him.
(He will hunt you down)
5: Stuff his cannons with confetti and glue, then RUN.
(He was so mad!)
(Though being covered in confetti and glue degraded that.)
6: Make funny faces behind him and when he turns around stop.
7: Get him and Optimus under the mistletoe.
(Yeah, he hates me.)
8: Catch him under the mistletoe
(Embarrassing, but worth it.)
9: When you're driving him, hit someone's cat and/or dog.
10: Tell him that Mojo's lubricants don't ever come off.
(He will SCREAM)
11: Get Mojo to hump his leg
(Do I even need to comment?)
WARNING: THE MOST COMMON SIDE EFFECTS ARE: DEATH AND BROKEN BONES. TRY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
