A few minutes later at Planet Express, our heroes with Burns in tow landed inside the building.
"So this is where you work, eh," replied Burns, as he slowly walked towards a round table where the crew sat down at. The evil billionaire looked around the building, and frowned. "Who would work in a dump like this?"
"We would, meatbag," replied Bender. "Now shut up, because the Prof has something to say."
Burns frowned wanting to sell Bender for scrap, and use the robot's head in front of his limo. "One day, my robotic idiot, you will be mine," Burns muttered under his breath.
"Good news, everybody!" Farnsworth spoke. "Now that we have the wealthiest man in the world on our side, Mom and her brats will go out of business."
Everybody cheered.
"Who's Mom?" Monty asked the PE Crew.
"She's this old bitch who wants to put us out of business, and she's got her bratty sons as her flunkies," replied Leela. "We fought her before."
"I like to see this Mom, and maybe talk to her about business," smirked Burns. "She and I can work together on things."
"Not now, Mr. Burns, mon," said Hermes. "We got to let Dr. Zoidberg give you a check-up. You've been frozen since 2006."
"Fine," Burns sighed. "I do feel a little knotted in the joints as of late."
"Did someone call a doctor?" Dr. Zoidberg enters, as Burns gave out a scream.
"My god, the doctor's a shrimp," shrieked Burns.
"I'm a lobster," corrected the doctor. "Mucklucians are the shrimp doctors. What can I do for you?"
"Give Mr. Burns a check-up like you did Fry when he was frozen, mon," replied Hermes.
"Come with me, Mr. Burns," said Zoidberg.
"Do I have a choice?" Burns scowled, as they both left the meeting room.
"I can't believe you guys trust him," frowned Fry. "He doesn't care for the environment, he tried to block out the sun, and he kidnapped Tom Jones. Mr. Burns makes Dr. Evil look like Pee-Wee Herman before the whole x-rated scandal."
"Fry, Mr. Burns is a changed man," replied Leela. "He plans to make New New York a better place."
"And Captain Planet is real," Fry spoke cynically.
"He is real, Fry," replied Leela. "Now he's working for the WWF."
"The World Wildlife Fund?" Fry asked.
"Wildlife Wrestling Federation," Bender corrected Fry. "Captain Planet is the spokesman for illegal animal fights. We can go there later and see some bear battles, and maybe we'll see Linka the ring girl."
"I always wanted to see what happened to the Planeteers after their show got cancelled," smirk Fry.
"One fanfic at a time, guys," said Leela.
In the past, Homer and Bart Simpson are watching the newest Jet Li movie on TV. Homer eating a bag of imported pork rinds laughed at Jet kicked Chuck Norris in the privates on TV.
"That's for Karate Commandos, Norris," laughed Homer, "also with that Dodge ball cameo."
"I like Chuck Norris, Dad," replied Bart,"but that Top Dog comedy sucked. Ever since Walker got cancelled, he's changed. Thank god for the Rock's movie career, except for Doom."
"That's my boy," Homer smiled, as he rubbed Bart's head.
Just then, Lisa entered the room. "If you two haven't noticed that the writer of this fanfic is ending this chapter, and our part in the story isn't ready yet, until chapter five."
"Lisa, go to your room," Homer said, as Lisa grumbled to her room…again.
To be continued…
