So yeah, I guess I'm continuing with this. Enjoy, I suppose.

"Alright, are you three ready to make your characters?"

Rachel looked at the eager Willow who was already halfway through filling out everything she needed. "Yes," the smaller girl answered. "I'm a Mandalorian bounty hunter with a strong hatred of force users. I have three knives, a blaster pistol, a blaster rifle, and a wrist attachment with triples as a dart gun, flamethrower, and rocket launcher."

Yashiro raised his eye. "Isn't that a bit excessive? We're starting at level two. Why does she –"

Rachel cut him off. "It's because of her background. Besides, you ARE at level two. How good can her stats be?"

"My character's a he, actually."

"Sorry, my mistake. Yashiro, what are you doing for your character?"

"Well, my character is a Kel Dor Jedi."

Rachel nodded, but Willow looked at him expectantly. "And?"

"And what? We don't need to go into detail right now. I get Star Wars is kind of your thing, but our characters don't yet need deep back stories or complex motivations. I'm just going to wait and improvise."

"But I spent two days writing my character's back story!"

Hannah cleared her throat. "Rachel, how many of a race need to be force sensitive in order for them to be eligible as a Jedi or adept?"

"At least more than five."

"Is this canon only or are we including Legends?"

"Yes, we're including legends. Even then, you better have a good reason for it. Why?"

"I want to be an Ewok Jedi."

Willow interjected, "There has only been one Ewok Jedi."

"But six others that were merely force sensitive."

Rachel gave Hannah an exasperated look. "That couldn't even work. Most of the Ewok don't have the intellect. And they only use spears and occasional knives. How would something that small use a lightsaber properly?"

"Yoda was small."

"Yes," Willow said. "But he was more than twice their size."

"Can't I just be allowed to do it because Rule of Funny?"

"No," Rachel snapped."

"What about Simon the Killer Ewok?"

"That's not canon,"

"I am so lost," Yashiro frowned at Willow.

"Yeah, now you know how Hannah feels when we talk about Lady Baby and Higurashi."

"Gods, I'm glad Leo isn't here," Rachel put her head on the table.

"What has he been doing in your other campaign, anyway?"

"Let's see," Rachel started counting on her fingers. "He tried to skin an Orc and wear its skin as armor, dismantled a car because the alarm annoyed him before setting a parking lot on fire, set off two magic nukes, the second of which wiped out a town, collapsed a building because there wasn't anything useful for him, blew himself up, knocked Percy out three times in one session, tried to change his species by infusing air into his skin, and making a statue of himself before proceeding to blow it up. Even worse, in a different campaign, he escaped jail simultaneously eating and raping his guard. It was quite disturbing."

Yashiro's eyes widened. "Why did he knock out Percy?"

Willow and Hannah both looked at him in surprise. "That's what you're wondering about?"

Rachel answered despite being clearly annoyed by the conversation. "First because he felt like it, then because Percy got power hungry with his vampiric swords and tried to stab a hostage, and lastly because Annabeth flash banged Percy (stop laughing, Hannah) after which he drew his pistol and pointed it towards a noise which happened to be Leo talking."

Yashiro, while amused, responded, "That just brings about the question as to why she flash banged him."

"Not important. Hannah, you are not playing an Ewok."

"Alright," she shrugged. "Way to ruin the fun. I'll be a Bothan adept."

"Great. Let's hurry it up. I'd like to get somewhere with this before dinner."

"Yeah, just one question. As an adept, my background is hermit. This means I have an herbalism kit. Does that mean there's space weed?"

"No."

"Well," Willow spoke up, "it technically does. But drugs are bad, so our pot head DM won't allow it."

"Gods, I hope Leo doesn't suddenly decide join."

After thirty minutes, they were finally ready to play. It started off Yashiro's character Xun Die finding Hannah's character Sin Lesel and deciding to escort her to the Jedi temple on the way to a mission.

"Wait," Hannah stopped the game. "Shouldn't Xun Die be Willow's character? She is a mercenary."

Rachel actually laughed to herself a bit before continuing. The pair arrived on a planet torn by a civil war at a military complex. While Yashiro was able to recognize the Mandalorian ship parked nearby, Hannah's failed history check which was justified by her living on one planet her whole life left her clueless. She was left in a waiting room as Yashiro met with a man named Andillio.

The man seemed quite surprised to see Yashiro, having doubted any of the Knights of the Jedi temple were coming. He reveals that a Sith Lord working with the opposing side was seen at a base on the other side of the planet and asks Yashiro to take him out. He then reveals that he will be working with someone who's goal is to cause a diversion, pointing to Willow's Mandalorian in the corner. Her character keeps his name secret due to the fact that Yashiro is a Jedi and shows strong contempt at the idea of them working together. He eventually agrees because the money means more to her character than any hatred towards those who use the Force. As she exits, she spots Hannah and sneers.

"You're one of them as well, aren't you?"

Hannah just blinked. "One of who?" Not caring to answer, Willow left her there to sit in confusion.

Meanwhile, Yashiro was getting ready to leave himself and decided to ask Andillio if he could provide lounging for Hannah who he did not want to take directly into conflict. Unfortunately, there wasn't anywhere available.

As he exited, Hannah still sat confused. He escorted her back to the ship. On the way there, he asked her if she'd be willing to wait where they were and she refused under the reasoning that there was no one else to take her to the Jedi Temple. As he relented, the Mandalorian showed up behind them.

Willow announced that if their ship wasn't ready to leave in five minutes, he'd leave without them. Hannah was still confused about the "one of them" comment. Willow went back to working on her ship before she noticed two fighter ships flying overhead. Hannah and Yashiro, having failed their perception check, didn't see until it was too late. Yashiro succeeded on his dexterity save, but Willow was shot in the chest by a ship's laser cannon. Their ship was destroyed and Willow's would have been too if she hadn't extended its force field in time. She quickly tossed a med kit their way, but on a failed athletics check hit Hannah in the exact same spot as the cannon, knocking her unconscious.

After Yashiro revived Hannah, Willow grudgingly brought them on her ship, her reasoning in helping them being that Sith are worse than the rest of the Force users. Hannah examined Willow's trophies which were quite underwhelming. Upon spotting a stuffed Ewok, she pulled out some Ewok fur from her bag and compared the two. After grumbling about not touching anything, Willow had them sit down so they could take off.

Once they were off the ground, the two ships showed up and Willow used her piloting skills to put herself behind them and shot one. It didn't take it down, but she tried again. Their pursuers wised up and split off. Realizing that these ships likely weren't meant for space travel, she shot them up and out of the atmosphere. She then circled around and they soon arrived at the base where the Sith Lord was believed to be.

After arguing about how to get in, Willow eventually decided to handcuff the two as any Sith Lord would be interested in having the two as captives. Hannah expressed doubts about the plan.

"I'm a pretty good bounty hunter with no set allegiance," Willow said. "I'm pretty confident I can pull this off."

"Going by your trophy collection," Hannah snarked back "I don't buy that." She then shut up as she felt the heat of the flamethrower near her back.

Rachel stood and stretched, declaring "That's it for now. I need time to think on where I want this to go and quite honestly, I'm pretty hungry."

So that's it for now. Let me know if you want more of this and also feel free to send me D&D suggestions. I'll also try and update my primary story when I can. Until then, thanks for reading.