:One hot and steamy lovemaking session later…:

I thought you said this wasn't a clop fic?

:Just make sure it's like that CGI Beowulf movie that came out a few years ago.:

I am just going to pretend like I know what that is for the sake of the fic.

:Good man, now where was I?:

You were telling the audience that me and my mare friend had sex.

:Ah, right. After Delacroix got done 'doing the nasty' with Cloudchaser, he promptly fell asleep, leaving the mare feeling completely unsatisfied…:

HEY!

:She left in a huff, thinking about leaving him…:

Seriously, this is not funny.

:Not for you, maybe, but I'm having the time of my life. He slept almost until his scheduled meeting with the Weapons Master, nearly missing the very important office call…:

OH,SHIT.

: And so, the first member of the cast struggled to find the bits of dress uniform that were thrown about the room. Normally, he had Cloudchaser's help, she always managed to keep track of where they threw their clothes; probably because the sex is just that bad that she needs something to concentrate on while Delacroix flops on top of her like a fish out of water…:

"I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!"

:Since I'm the one writing this story, if I sleep, you sleep. To save time, we will say that Delacroix found his uniform just in time to rush to the Weapons Master's office. And…cue scene.:

"You wanted to see me, sir?" Delacroix asked hesitantly, wondering what he might have done wrong this time.

"Sit down, son." Delacroix sat in the leather chair opposite the large pony's desk. He had his back turned to the Night Captain. " I'm just going to ignore the fact that you were almost late for your becoming captain ceremony and almost late for this meeting-"

"Wait, how did you know-"

"-because the Princesses have a very important mission for you," Firebrand continued as if he hadn't been interrupted.

"What's my mission sir?"

"Remember a few months ago when those Changelings attacked Canterlot and you were helping Princess Luna keep most of them at bay with that big, fancy star laser system she set up?"

"…"

:Cut to that HUGE battle in one of the best episodes of MLP yet, where Princess Luna was in her planetary defense control room trying to fight the Changelings off of herself and keep most of them away from Canterlot.:

"Where is that guard, I am being overrun," she shouted as she tore Changelings apart with her hooves and magic

:Cut again to Delacroix's living quarters, where we find the future captain sleeping with dubstep blasting through his headphones.:

"Um…yes…sir, I do remember," Delacroix said.

:Photoshop Le Pokerface and…done.:

"Well, we need you to go out to where they were blasted and finish the job. We can't let them continue living after what they did to our Princess."

"Alright, sir. Give me the mission specs. and I will-"

"We."

"…What sir?"

"We will."

"Are…you coming with me sir?"

"Oh, hell no. I meant the rest of your team. And this isn't up to you, so don't give me that 'I work alone' bullshit."

Delacroix sighed, "Fine, where are they?"

"I'll be kidnaping them in the next chapter."

"What?"

"I'll be recruiting them in the next chapter."

"Oh," Delacroix said. "Wait, so this entire chapter was just me arguing with the narrator and you telling me that I have to go on a mission?"

"Yes."

:Exactly.:

"I think we may need a better writer. So what do we do for the rest of the chapter?"

"We stop. The chapter's over," Germain said decisively.

:I just needed to get the main plot out to the audience, and this chapter has done its job. See you next time folks.:

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Authors note: A short one today to make up for the fact that I didn't write anything yesterday, but don't worry, Monday will have a longer chapter. I just needed to write this before I do some stuff for me and my friends Youtube channel, SouLiberator. Hope you all enjoyed.