A punishmentless chapter
Me: are those steaks done yet?
Mashing U: almost
Shadow: hey, have any of you seen Sonic, Tails or Knuckles? They normally would have waked me up an hour ago?
Mashing U: nope
Me: wait a minute; remember how yesterday it felt like I was forgetting something?
Mashing U: yep
Me: well I might have left Knuckles in punishment box
Shadow: you what!!!
Mashing U: don't worry the punishment box would have broken ages ago. DAMN IT!!!
Shadow: what?
Mashing U: now we don't have a punishment box!
Shadow: isn't that a good thing?
Me: for you yes but for Mashing U absolutely not
Mashing U: now we can't punish the victims I mean contestants
Shadow: any way where's Sonic and Tails?
Me: Sonic where we left him with Amy but tails I got no idea
Shadow: didn't you steakify him out window?
Mashing U: I know where his!
Shadow: where!!!
Mashing U: 100 kilometers away from here
Shadow: ok
Luigi: has any one seen Mario and Bowser?
Me: no…
Meanwhile on the stage
Two piles of ash get blown away
Meanwhile in the punishment box
Knuckles: (in the punishment box) hello is any body out there?
Back at my house
Me: is the steak done yet?
Mashing U: yes…
Me: then give it to me I'm starving
Mashing U: no…
Me: why?
Mashing U: I ate it…
Me: (eyes turn red) you what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mashing U: sorry!!!! I'll get some more I promise!!!!! (Runs into Wario's room)
Wario: what the? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Gets steakifyed)
Mashing U: I'm back
Me: good. Oh **** the shows about to start!!! (Cooks steak with author powers) quick eat!!
Everyone eats the steaks
Me: teleport!!
Everyone arrives at the stage
Me: hi and welcome to Mario and Sonic T + D…
Audience: torture and death!!!
Me: I should revive Mario and Bowser right about now (revives Mario and Bowser)
Mario: what happened?
Me: know I should bring back Sonic and the others (teleports Sonic, Tails and Amy back)
Knuckles: (inside punishment box) let me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: oh that's right knuckles was in the punishment box (gets Knuckles out of box)
Knuckles: I'm free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mashing U: you busted the punishment box your punishment is you have to be Amy's pick up guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knuckles: Amy's what!?
Me: (pulls out dictionary) pick up guy noun someone who gets people to go out with the person who owns the pick up guy
Knuckles: oh that, people who are Amy's pick up guys are called lightning rods of death
Me: it's that bad?
Knuckles: yep
Mashing U: on with the punishment!!!!!! (Shots Knuckles with a laser beam) here you go!! (Throws Amy a small statue of Knuckles)
Knuckles: what was that?!
Me: it's your free will
Knuckles: my what!!!!???
Me: basically while Amy's got your free will you will do any thing willingly
Amy: oh Knuckles!!!!!
Knuckles: (runs over to Amy) what I'll get killed if I got to Amy!!
Me: good luck!!!!
Mashing U: he's not going to survive is he?
Me: of course not
Mashing U: time to start the torture!!!
Me: this one is for Tails!!
Tails: ****
Mashing U: you have to spend the rest of the chapter with Alan Bang!!
Alan: hello there
Mashing U: (whispers) he's a torture method?
Me: (whispers) you'll see you'll see
Tails: he looks harmless
Me: Tails and Alan please go into that box please
Tails and Alan: ok
Me: let the torture begin
Alan: hi my name is Alan Bang…
1 minute later
Tails: let me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mashing U: he's that bad?
Me: if you spend a minute with him you go insane
Mashing U: how?
Me: the very thought of being with someone as annoying as him makes some the in your brain snap
Mashing U: I don't want to be stuck in a room with him
Me: who would?
Mashing U: let's see how Knuckles is doing
Me: lets
Knuckles: will you go out with Amy?
Sonic: never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (uppercuts him)
Knuckles: damn it!!!!
Amy: try again!!
Knuckles: will you-
Sonic: NO!!! (Uppercuts him again)
Me: that's going to go on for ever isn't it?
Mashing U: pretty much
Me: let's torture Shadow now!!!
Shadow: never!!!!!
Me: I don't want to write a big fight scene so I'll just do this (rips his head off) there
Shadow: why am I still alive?
Mashing U: why is he still alive?
Me: I made that his body is dead but his head isn't but he will fell the pain being be headed
Mashing U: isn't it? Now where's Tails?
Tails: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: oh yeah
Mashing U: how bout Bowser?
Me: yep, Bowser's good
1 minute later
Bowser: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mashing U: what did you do?
Me: I placed his mind into the box Tails is in
Mashing U: harsh
Me: should we begin killing now
Mashing U: oh yes
Me: today were going to kill Sonic, Luigi and Shadow
Mashing U: Sonic how do you want to die? By death lazer, nuke or mind link?
Sonic: just use the lazer
Mashing U: ok 1 2 3 4 5…
Amy: Knuckles go save him!!!
Mashing U: FIRE!!!!
Knuckles gets disintegrated and his statue crumbles up
Shadow: nuke
Mashing U: huh oh ok then, ready aim FIRE!!!!!!!!
Shadow gets killed
Luigi: mind link!!!!! Please the mind link!!!!!!
Me: sure
Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (head explodes)
Mashing U: what did you do?
Me: I linked his mind with Alan's
Mashing U: ouch
Me: lets see how Tails is going (opens box)
Mashing U: (sees Tails head bleeding) what happened?
Alan: I don't know he just died
Me: ok you can go know
Alan: sure
Mashing U: he gives me the creeps
Me: I know it's freaky
Sonic: can we end the show now?
Me: why not? Well see later on Mario and Sonic T + D…
Audience: torture and death!!!
Me: what a great end to a great show, and I didn't forget anything either
Mashing U: you sure about that?
Me: yep
Mashing U: you didn't revive anyone
Me: I'll do it later, anyway its not that important
