A punishmentless chapter

Me: are those steaks done yet?

Mashing U: almost

Shadow: hey, have any of you seen Sonic, Tails or Knuckles? They normally would have waked me up an hour ago?

Mashing U: nope

Me: wait a minute; remember how yesterday it felt like I was forgetting something?

Mashing U: yep

Me: well I might have left Knuckles in punishment box

Shadow: you what!!!

Mashing U: don't worry the punishment box would have broken ages ago. DAMN IT!!!

Shadow: what?

Mashing U: now we don't have a punishment box!

Shadow: isn't that a good thing?

Me: for you yes but for Mashing U absolutely not

Mashing U: now we can't punish the victims I mean contestants

Shadow: any way where's Sonic and Tails?

Me: Sonic where we left him with Amy but tails I got no idea

Shadow: didn't you steakify him out window?

Mashing U: I know where his!

Shadow: where!!!

Mashing U: 100 kilometers away from here

Shadow: ok

Luigi: has any one seen Mario and Bowser?

Me: no…

Meanwhile on the stage

Two piles of ash get blown away

Meanwhile in the punishment box

Knuckles: (in the punishment box) hello is any body out there?

Back at my house

Me: is the steak done yet?

Mashing U: yes…

Me: then give it to me I'm starving

Mashing U: no…

Me: why?

Mashing U: I ate it…

Me: (eyes turn red) you what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mashing U: sorry!!!! I'll get some more I promise!!!!! (Runs into Wario's room)

Wario: what the? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Gets steakifyed)

Mashing U: I'm back

Me: good. Oh **** the shows about to start!!! (Cooks steak with author powers) quick eat!!

Everyone eats the steaks

Me: teleport!!

Everyone arrives at the stage

Me: hi and welcome to Mario and Sonic T + D…

Audience: torture and death!!!

Me: I should revive Mario and Bowser right about now (revives Mario and Bowser)

Mario: what happened?

Me: know I should bring back Sonic and the others (teleports Sonic, Tails and Amy back)

Knuckles: (inside punishment box) let me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: oh that's right knuckles was in the punishment box (gets Knuckles out of box)

Knuckles: I'm free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mashing U: you busted the punishment box your punishment is you have to be Amy's pick up guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knuckles: Amy's what!?

Me: (pulls out dictionary) pick up guy noun someone who gets people to go out with the person who owns the pick up guy

Knuckles: oh that, people who are Amy's pick up guys are called lightning rods of death

Me: it's that bad?

Knuckles: yep

Mashing U: on with the punishment!!!!!! (Shots Knuckles with a laser beam) here you go!! (Throws Amy a small statue of Knuckles)

Knuckles: what was that?!

Me: it's your free will

Knuckles: my what!!!!???

Me: basically while Amy's got your free will you will do any thing willingly

Amy: oh Knuckles!!!!!

Knuckles: (runs over to Amy) what I'll get killed if I got to Amy!!

Me: good luck!!!!

Mashing U: he's not going to survive is he?

Me: of course not

Mashing U: time to start the torture!!!

Me: this one is for Tails!!

Tails: ****

Mashing U: you have to spend the rest of the chapter with Alan Bang!!

Alan: hello there

Mashing U: (whispers) he's a torture method?

Me: (whispers) you'll see you'll see

Tails: he looks harmless

Me: Tails and Alan please go into that box please

Tails and Alan: ok

Me: let the torture begin

Alan: hi my name is Alan Bang…

1 minute later

Tails: let me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mashing U: he's that bad?

Me: if you spend a minute with him you go insane

Mashing U: how?

Me: the very thought of being with someone as annoying as him makes some the in your brain snap

Mashing U: I don't want to be stuck in a room with him

Me: who would?

Mashing U: let's see how Knuckles is doing

Me: lets

Knuckles: will you go out with Amy?

Sonic: never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (uppercuts him)

Knuckles: damn it!!!!

Amy: try again!!

Knuckles: will you-

Sonic: NO!!! (Uppercuts him again)

Me: that's going to go on for ever isn't it?

Mashing U: pretty much

Me: let's torture Shadow now!!!

Shadow: never!!!!!

Me: I don't want to write a big fight scene so I'll just do this (rips his head off) there

Shadow: why am I still alive?

Mashing U: why is he still alive?

Me: I made that his body is dead but his head isn't but he will fell the pain being be headed

Mashing U: isn't it? Now where's Tails?

Tails: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: oh yeah

Mashing U: how bout Bowser?

Me: yep, Bowser's good

1 minute later

Bowser: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mashing U: what did you do?

Me: I placed his mind into the box Tails is in

Mashing U: harsh

Me: should we begin killing now

Mashing U: oh yes

Me: today were going to kill Sonic, Luigi and Shadow

Mashing U: Sonic how do you want to die? By death lazer, nuke or mind link?

Sonic: just use the lazer

Mashing U: ok 1 2 3 4 5…

Amy: Knuckles go save him!!!

Mashing U: FIRE!!!!

Knuckles gets disintegrated and his statue crumbles up

Shadow: nuke

Mashing U: huh oh ok then, ready aim FIRE!!!!!!!!

Shadow gets killed

Luigi: mind link!!!!! Please the mind link!!!!!!

Me: sure

Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (head explodes)

Mashing U: what did you do?

Me: I linked his mind with Alan's

Mashing U: ouch

Me: lets see how Tails is going (opens box)

Mashing U: (sees Tails head bleeding) what happened?

Alan: I don't know he just died

Me: ok you can go know

Alan: sure

Mashing U: he gives me the creeps

Me: I know it's freaky

Sonic: can we end the show now?

Me: why not? Well see later on Mario and Sonic T + D…

Audience: torture and death!!!

Me: what a great end to a great show, and I didn't forget anything either

Mashing U: you sure about that?

Me: yep

Mashing U: you didn't revive anyone

Me: I'll do it later, anyway its not that important