Here's chapter 2
For Lone Warrior's sake, I decided I would try to make friends with Foal Fighter, so I decided to take her along with me on my mail delivery run and get to know her. We started with some small talk, though I would admit that it was hard to follow her logic on certain topics likes weather, cooking, first aid, etc.
"You know, you have such a pretty blonde mane, Derpy Hooves. I've thought about dying my hair blonde once, but then I thought about all the poor bananas they have to kill to make it."
Bananas? Okay, bananas are yellow, so I guess there's SOME logic to her thinking. So maybe she's not the brightest star in the sky, but she's at least nice enough. Perhaps she's at least smart when it comes to her cutie mark talent. After all, you can't get your cutie mark without discovering that certain something that makes you special.
It was at that moment, Snips and Snails, the two unicorn colts that get away with everything I get into trouble for, were running right in our path.
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!"
"RUNAWAY TRACTOR!"
My first initial reaction seeing the tractor coming towards us was to run out of the way. I looked back seeing Foal Fighter just standing there.
"FOAL FIGHTER, GET OUT OF THE WAY!" I shouted.
"DON'T WORRY, DERPY, I CAN HANDLE-"
slip
"AH, MY ANKLE!"
Foal Fighter screamed as the tractor headed toward her and then... it stopped. Then Foal Fighter got up and cheered.
"HURRAY! I SAVED THE DAY!"
My jay dropped. I knew Foal Fighter was dumb, but she seemed to have confused being almost run over by a tractor with stopping it all on her own, and she wasn't the only one; Snips and Snails seemed to have though that she had stopped the tractor on her own.
"Wow, you're a hero!"
Okay. I know my eyes don't work well, but I saw the tractor stop mid-way and Foal Fighter did nothing to stop it. I flew over to the tractor seat, adjusted my eyes, and was able to read the gas engine gage read "empty". Sure, Snips and Snails weren't the brightest foals out there, but even witnessing what had just happened would've told them that Foal Fighter was no hero.
At that moment, AppleJack ran over and stopped to catch her breath.
"You two are in so much trouble." she said to the two colts.
"You should've been here earlier." said Snips. "This pink pony here stopped the tractor all by herself."
"Yeah, she stopped it with her bare hooves." replied Snails.
"Its true." said Foal Fighter, "I helped save your tractor. My name is Foal Fighter, by the way."
"She didn't do ANYTHING!" I protested, "She just stood there and the tractor just ran out of gas!"
"Well I'm just glad it ain't broken. Better take this back to Apple Acres."
"I can help you push your tractor." offered Foal Fighter.
"Me too." said Snips.
"Me twelve!" said Snails.
Did no pony hear what I was saying earlier? She didn't do ANYTHING! I started to fume a little, but then calmed down.
"Love and Tolerance, Derpy." I muttered to myself, "Love and Tolerance."
What do you think so far? Please R&R
