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Randomness of the Mind and the Body: Inside Cam.Never seen before footage of our favorite talk show hosts inside life.
Episode: Rain…Rain…Lovett: It's not bloody funny!
Todd: Is too!
Lovett: Not!
Todd: You laugh at all the wrong moments too!
Lovett: Well, excuse me for being a woman!
Todd: Women do not laugh at the wrong moments.
Lovett: And now you're accusing me of being a man.
Todd: Perhaps I am.
Lovett: Well I ain't!
Todd: You talk like one, you walk like one, you laugh like one.
Lovett: What the bloody hell do you think you're talking about?
Todd: You have a sicker mind than I do!
Lovett: Than you might as well be a bloody woman!
Todd: Yeah right!
Lovett: You'd be a wonderful sensitive…woman.
Todd: And you'd be a cruel perverted man.
Lovett: I thinkt here are things in the way from that path.
Todd:I believe so too.
Lovett: Humph.
Todd: What's that list?
Lovett: Funny things.
Todd: And now you're talking about funny.
Lovett: Hey! Gimme my list back.
Todd: What's this for?
Lovett: Anthony's present.
-snatches paper from her hands-
Todd: 10 things not to say in front of your girlfriends parents?
Lovett: I'm trying to keep him alive.
Todd: "Did you spank her as a child, cuz she sure likes it now!"
Lovett: HAHHAHAH!
Todd: I didn't even raise her!
Lovett: And you regretted that.
Todd: Yes. And if that monster of a judge spanked her…
Lovett: Check out number 11.
Todd: "Your daughter makes me tingle in special places."
Lovett: That is golden.
Todd: You're a sick woman.
Lovett: Humph.
Todd: You think this will help?
Lovett: No. But it's funny. And I like funny.
Todd: You said, you didn't know you could bleed so much without dying.
Lovett: You cut my arm!
Todd: Yeah, but you're a woman!
Lovett: Psh, But I'm watching it gush out of my arm!
Todd: It's calming.
Lovett: It stings!
Todd: And your monthy special doesn't?
Lovett: No! You'd make a bloody terrible woman.
Todd: I would make a wonderful woman for that matter.
Lovett: Would too.
Todd: No. I'd be flattering. I'd take after Lucy.
Lovett: Right. Why not take after me?
Todd: Cuz then I might as well just be a man.
Lovett: I hate you.
Todd: I love you too.
Lovett: I could kill you right now.
Todd: So could I.
Lovett: It's a miricale I'm not already dead.
Todd: Want me to finish it off?
Lovett: Fuck you.
Todd: I do not enjoy your sense of humor young lady.
Lovett: I HATE YOU!
Todd: You've mentioned that already.
Lovett: Ooo, Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight…
Todd: What'd you wish for?
Lovett: What'd you wish for?
Todd: I asked first.
Lovett: Too damn bad.
Todd: Ladies first.
Lovett: I'm too manly to be a lady remember?
Todd: Fine then. I wished you would shut the fuck up!
Lovett: Wish wasted.
Todd: Bitch. What'd you wish for?
Lovett: That you'd look like Johnny Depp.
Todd: Why on earth would you do that?!
Lovett: Well, it was between Johnny Depp and David Beckham…and then I realized if you're David Beckham I have to be Victoria Beckham…
Todd: They're married. We're not married.
Lovett: Might as well be.
Todd: True.
Lovett: I bet you that you couldn't survive a day as a baker. Forget a day, an hour!
Todd: And you couldn't live up in that barbershop!
Lovett: Are you complaining about the free room I gave you?
Todd: Perhaps I am!
Lovett: Well lemme tell you, MISSUS, I could cook six jillion times better than you can!
Todd: And I could cook!
Lovett: Could not!
Todd: Could too!
Lovett: Fine then! Cook dinner. And eat it.
Todd: I couldn't do that!
Lovett: Yeah, cuz you'd barf once you took a bite.
Todd: We're on.
Lovett: Fine then, bring it on!
Todd: Bring it on, man.
Lovett: You wanna go, you wanna go?
Todd: Yeah I wanna go, do you wanna go?
Lovett: You wanna go? Cuz guess what, BITCH, I've already left!
-walks over to her side of the counter-
Todd: Damn woman.
-walks over to counter, picks up ingrediants-
Lovett: Good luck!
Todd: You'll need it!
-At the counter-
Todd: Let's race.
Lovett: Fine, let's see who can peel, and put all the ingrediants in a bowl faster.
Todd: Dumb competition.
Lovett: Chicken
Todd: Duck.
Lovett: Goose.
Todd: Pigeon.
Lovett: Dove.
Todd: Sparrow.
Lovett: Capt'n Jack Sparrow.
Todd: What?
Lovett: Is just awesome all over.
Todd: How would you know that?
Lovett: That's not the way to be a woman. Remember?
Todd: That's not what we're competing for.
Lovett: Right.
Todd: Oh shut up.
Lovett: Your dead.
Todd: And you're going to kill me?
Lovett: You'll poison yourself with your cooking.
Todd: Bring it on.
Lovett: We already went over this.
Todd: Ready…
Lovett: Set…
Todd/Lovett: Go!
-randomly starts cutting and chopping throwing vegetables into a bowl-
Todd: -holds up the cucumber- Damn! It's not fair, your cucumbers smaller than mine!
Lovett: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
-Insane Laughter Continues-
Todd: Dirty minded woman. Damn the Rain.
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