Author's Note: I got it, no more author's notes during the story so you can all stop it now. Thank you to everyone for being honest and for reviewing. Diana is in Gryffindor, forgot to say that last chapter. I need new characters and prank ideas so if you have any ideas please tell me. And if you have a character, don't forget what house they will be in and what year.

Disclaimer:I own Diana Stealer and the plot, that is all.

Diana Stealer ended her test with question

54. When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday and what would his ideal birthday gift be?

A: No clue when and the gift would be a Kwikspell course on holding a wand.

"Time is up. Accio tests." Said Lockhart as he tried and failed to summon the papers, as all the papers stayed put, proving Diana's point about the course. So Lockhart tried Plan B, be like the muggle teachers, walk to the desks and collect the papers. When he had collected the tests, he returned to the front of the class and rifled though them saying,"Tut, tut- hardly any of you remembered that my favourite colour is lilac. I say so in Year with the Yeti."

"More like Year of the Borrring." Dean said to Seamus.

"And a few more of you need to read Wanderings With Werewolves more carefully", Continued Lockhart as if he hadn't heard Dean's remark," I clearly state in chapter 12 that my ideal birthday gift would be harmony between all magic and non-magic people-though I wouldn't say no to a large bottle of Ogen's Old Firewhisky." And so on.

By the time he got to number 53, Ron was staring at Lockhart with a expression of disbelief face; Seamus and Dean, at the front of the class, were shaking with silent laugher. Diana was trying to figure out what was the best jinx to use on Lockhart without being caught; Harry was still hiding behind his books and the rest of the class (except some of Lockhart's more loyal fans) had been chatting since question 10 (the more loyal fans started chatting at question 20.) Hermione was one and possibly only person left listening to Lockhart with rapt attention and gave a start when he mentioned her name.

"But Miss Hermione Granger knew that my secret ambition is..."

"Himself." Said Diana under her breath

"To rid the world of evil and market my own range of hair-care potions-good girl. Where is Miss Granger?"

Hermione raised her hand.

"Excellent! Quite excellent! Take ten points for Gryffindor! And so on to business..." said Lockhart as he leaned over his desk to lift up a cage. Since everyone knows what happens from the movie and the book (if you read them) I will skip to the corridor after the lesson.

"That Lockhart really doesn't know what he is doing! Why did Dumblebore pick him to teach us?!" Diana whispered to herself after the OVERLY-ACTION-PACKED lesson.

"That's what we want to know." said two Gryffindor 4th years walking up behind Diana.

"Sorry, who are you?"

"Right we haven't introduced ourselves, I'm Forge and his Gred." said one of the redheaded twins.

"Oy, Fred, George. Come over here." said a boy with dreadlocks.

"Duty calls. Coming Lee." said Fred as he turned to Lee, at least Diana thought it was Fred.

"We'll talk more in the Gryffindor tower. See ya..."

"Diana Stealer."

"See ya, Diana." Said the person Diana assumed was George, as he ran after his twin.

The rest of Diana's lessons were the usual so she really looked forward to what Fred & George had planed.

Author's Note: Sorry for the short chapter. Testing out the my new battle plan and writing technique. Some of you may know what it is so I hope you like it. I won't be writing for a while 'cause I need to get permission from someone to do something to Lockhart. Thanks for reviewing and giving me criticism.

See ya,

Wizze

(The nickname is shorter to type, that's the only reason why I use it.)

Please Review!!!!