Full Metal Alchemist, A Crack Story
Whoohoo! My first chapter was a success! Thank you to all three of my reviewers, you all made my day… You know, the day you reviewed. Anyways, prepare yourself for more awesomeness!
I do not own Full Metal Alchemist or The Outsiders. Or Starwars.
Chapter Two
Wise advice
"To burn, or not to burn, that is the question." Yes, upon exiting the Elric residence, Roy Mustang was debating whether or not to burn down the topical rainforest or not. Normally, he would not hesitate under such circumstances; he just did what he felt like. Why else do you think there would be a giant desert in North Africa. Think about it. Not because it is a naturally dry climate due to the theory of continental drifts and plate tectonics and the sun's affect on the equator's temperature, but because Roy himself decided to burn down what used to be Atlanta and killed of all of the Pachycephalosauruses. Pachycephalosauri? Pachycephalosaurs'?
Meh, anyways he heard a voice, "Now, jolly young chap, I darest say that isn't a good idea. You know you could kill off many endargered species, such as the hairy-footed emu, or the brazilian-yellow bellied-spotted-diamond back-venomous lama! My word! Think of the children!" 1)
Unfortunately, the british palm tree was rudely interrupted by a familiar voice of a certain homunculus that camouflaged perfectly on top of the palm tree. "Yeah, Ponyboy! Do it! Don't tell me you're going to let a tree stop you! How one-sided is that?" 2)
"Actually, I was going to anyways, but NO! You HAD to make crappy Outsiders,The reference! So, SHUT UP SODAPOP!"
Riza Hawkeye happened to be walking by, and stopped to examine the situation. "Colonel Mustang, sir! I'm afraid you should be working on your paper work, not ranting about old fashion soft-drinks." She shoved papers into his face.
"Huh? But this is just sudoku puzzles and a few pages from Mae's diary!" Roy protested.
"What did you think we do in the military?" Riza grabbed him by the ear and dragged him all the way back to Central.
Meanwhile, at Central, Mae's noticed his dairy ripped up, among other chaotic desk mess. "NOOOOO!!!! MY SUDOKU PUZZLES!!" Falling to his knees, in a Darth Vader, episode three type manner. 3)
1) Think about it, first we tell them that Pluto is not a planet, and now that hairy-footed emus have gone extinct? I think not!
2) After all, he might happen to have a long-lost-fifth removed-evolutionly mutated cousin living in South America.
3) Epidode three? I don't know… I'm not exactly a rabid Star Wars fan.
Thank you for reading again! I know this wasn't that great, but hey, corny radomness is better than none at all! Right? RIGHT???!!?
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