Life is Hell
Disclaimer: Like hell! Of course I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Hmp! Stop rubbing it in!
Chapter two Operation: Date
Yami woke up next morning hearing the alarm clock blaring in his ear.
"Mmmph!" Yami groaned as he smacked the alarm clock off its stand. He turned over and wrapped his arms around Yugi's waist and snuggled his face in Yugi's hair.
Yugi cuddled closer to Yami and continued sleeping.
Yami stayed in that position for a while before a smirked curled up on his face. Yami slid out of the covers and put on some jeans and a T-shirt. He looked down at the sleeping Yugi and grinned. He leaned over to Yugi, placing his hands under the mattress.
"Oh Aibou. Time to wake up." he purred in Yugi's ear.
Yugi mummble a 'no' an covered his head with a pillow.
Yami grinned and flipped the mattress over and Yugi with it.
"AHH!" Yugi yelled as he landed in a pile of pillows and blankets.
Yami cracked up laughing as Yugi tried to untangle himself from the blankets. He finally made it out and tackled Yami down.
"Oh you think it is funny huh?" Yugi growled with an amusing smirk.
Yami smirked back. "Very!"
"Take this!" Yugi smacked him with a pillow.
Yami's mouth gapped. "And to think I thought you to be innocent!" Yami snatched his own pillow up and he and Yugi had a pillow fight, leading from Yami's room down to the kitchen.
"Okay! Okay! I give Yami!" Yugi finally gave up with a laugh as Yami hit him on the head.
Yami grinned. "Okay, but you have to pay though."
Yugi blinked and looked into Yami's crimson orbs. "Oh really?" Yugi looked around him and picked up a penny from the floor and handed it to Yami. "There you go!" Yugi giggled and smiled.
Yami laughed. "Not that kind of pay.
Yugi arched an eyebrow. "Oh really? Then what kind of pay?" he asked.
Yugi smirked. He leaned down and kisses Yugi tenderly on the lips. "You have to go on a date with me." he said when he parted with Yugi.
Yugi blushed a little and smiled. "Okay!" he said.
Yami grinned. "Good. Now go get dressed. Our date starts in twenty minutes! Starting... now!"
Yugi laughed and went to his room and grabbed some cloths and went to take a shower. When he walked up to the top of the stairs, he saw Yami leaning against the rail, staring at his watch. He had changed cloths. He was wearing some dark blue jeans and a white and black shirt along with tennis shoes.
Yugi shook his head and walked down to him and kissed his cheek.
Yami smiled and looked at Yugi. He was wearing a light blue shirt and blue jeans. He was wearing a wrist watch and black and white tennis shoes. It was a wonderful fad in Yami's and Yugi's new little family.
"Ready?" Yami asked, holding out his arm.
Yugi smiled and nodded. "Yeah." he said as he looped his arm with Yami's and held his hand.
Yami led Yugi outside and into their red Lancer. Most of the rain had dried up, which was good on Yami's plan. They drove to IHOP and got a window table and ordered their breakfast.
"Tell me Yami; what are we going to do?" Yugi asked.
Yami smiled, showing his white teeth. "Not going to tell you." he said as he shook is index finger in a 'no-no' manner.
Yugi frowned. "Aww... come on! I wanna know!" he whined.
Yami chuckled. "Oi Aibou. You call me a child sometimes?" he smirked.
Yugi frowned again and hit Yami's head. "Meany!"
"I know you aren't, but what am I?"
"Baka."
"I know you aren't, but what am I?"
"Hot."
"Thank you." Yami smiled and Yugi shook his head with a smile of his own.
Soon the waiter came and gave them their breakfast and Yami and Yugi ate, both chatting and laughing at random topics and jokes. After they left and paid the bill and left a tip, Yami and Yugi started off again.
Soon Yami came to a parking lot with a few cars.
Yugi blinked. "Yami where are we?"
Yami smiled. "A carnival, duh!" Yami said hitting his head with his palm. "What? Don't you know what a carnival is?"
Yugi frowned and hit Yami's head again. "Oh shut up!" he growled playfully as he and Yami got out of the car.
Yami held Yugi's hand tightly as Yugi dragged him from booth to booth, trying out many games.
At that moment, Yami and Yugi were walking, laughing at a dunking game. Yugi was eating cotten candy while Yami snickered at him.
Yugi frowned. "Erg. I'm getting sticky!" he whined.
Yami wrapped an arm around Yugi's shoulder. And kissed his cheek. "Mmm.. And sweet too!" Yami said with a smile.
Yugi smiled. "Oh now I am your personal, sticky- slash- sweet boyfriend?"
Yami blinked and looked up at the sky and tapped his chin with a thoughtful gaze. "Hmm. Yup. I guess so!" Yami said as he looked at Yugi with a grin.
Yugi smiled and rolled his eyes, making them land on a basketball game. "Ooh! Yami! Basketball!" and he rushed over to the booth.
The man smiled. "Welcome, young one, would you like to try a game?"
Yugi twitched. He was short, yeah, but that gave no one reason to call him a kid... though he did like to be called young. Didn't make him feel old. (XP Random thought! XD) Yugi nodded and handed him a few dollars.
The man smiled again and gave Yugi three basketballs.
As Yugi made some shots, Yami leaned against the counter and watched people pass, still now and then glancing at Yugi. The sun was out, though there was a small breeze and a few clouds hovered above. But he wasn't complaining. It was warm, not to hot, not to cold, just warm. Like a perfect bath!
He smirked and laughed as Yugi made a shot and the basket ball hit the rim and hit Yugi on the head.
"Ow ow ow ow!" Yugi whined as he rubbed his head. Yami cupped Yugi's chin and looked at his forehead. He made a shocked and scared face and gasped.
Yugi's eyes grew. "What? What happened?" he asked with a squeak.
Yami expression changed to a smirk quickly and he patted Yugi's back. "Your fine."
Yugi's jaw dropped and he smack Yami with the plushy dragon he got.
"Hey! Ow! Ag! Stop!" Yami said as he held his hands up. "What is it? Attack Yami week?" Yami complained.
"Yes!" Yugi growled hitting Yami some more.
"Dear Ra save me!" Yami said in a fake-scared tone.
"No one can save ya now!" Yugi said as he chased Yami with the dragon.
Yami and Yugi sat on a bench, chatting away as people passed. Kids were laughing and couples were hugging and cuddling. Banners of yellow, white, blue, green, and red decorated the area going from trees to the booths to the tents that held shows.
Yami smirked. "I'm surprised they still went on with the carnival, even with the awful weather we had yesterday." Yami said in an amazed tone.
Yugi nodded. "Yeah." he agreed.
Yami wrapped and arm around Yugi's shoulders. "Wanna go see a show?" Yami asked.
Yugi smiled. "Yeah!" he said eagerly.
Yami chuckled. "Come on!" he patted Yugi's right shoulder and stood up, helping Yugi up. They both walked into one of the tents and sat near the back, seeing as the front was filling up fast. They weren't going to risk being a boyfriend sandwich.
Yami held Yugi in his lap and rested his head on his shoulder, his arms wrapped around his waist loosely.
Yugi leaned back against Yami and watched as the Magician did some tricks and acrobats jumped and flipped around in the air.
Yami took a glance at Yugi and saw his eyes shining a playful child manner and smiled to himself before he placed a kiss on Yugi's cheek.
Yugi blushed and looked at Yami with a smile and kissed his cheek also.
After the show Yami and Yugi headed home, knowing that Senarius would be back any minute. Yami and Yugi plopped on the couch and flipped through channels. Yami sitting up and Yugi leaning against his shoulder.
Yami smiled and wrapped around Yugi's waist and pulled him into his lap. And kissed Yugi's neck softly on his ticklish spots.
Yugi giggled and tried to pull away. "Stop Yami! That tickles!" he said.
Yami smirked, but continued till he had Yugi pinned down to the couch. Yami smiled and looked down at Yugi. "I love you." Yami said as he kissed Yugi on the lips.
Yugi smiled in the kiss and kissed back, wrapping his arms around Yami's neck.
Just then the door burst open. "I'm HOOOOOOOME!" shrieked Senarius.
Yami jumped at the sudden burst of noise and fell off the couch and onto the floor.
Senarius blinked and looked over the couch. "Dang, Atem. What did u two do last night that you are so jumpy?" a sly grin appeared on her innocent features. "Ooh. I get it. You dogs. HAHA!" she laughed.
Yami frowned. "You have a dirty mind for an 11 year old." he scolded with a glare.
Senarius's sly grin grew. "Not as dirty as your's when you were thirteen." she called to him as she darted up the stairs.
"SENARIUS! GET BACK HERE!" Yami yelled, blushing a deep shade of red and running after her.
Yugi sat up and smiled, amused at how one minute, Yami can be sex god and the next a role model/older brother.
--------------Later on...
Yami and Yugi laid down on the couch, watching a random show. Yami was lying down while Yugi cuddled on top of his chest. Yami was holding him up on the couch by straddling Yugi's hips with his legs.
Senarius peeked over her homework, from where she sat on a red comfy chair, to look at them and giggle, then got popcorn thrown at her.
"Atem.."
"Senarius."
"What is three times twenty?"
"Sixty."
"Divided by twenty?"
"Thir- wait... your trying to get me to give you all the answers again, huh?" Yami made a quick glare at Senarius.
Senarius smiled. "No! Of course not! I just need help. That is all." she gave him her best puppy eyes, adding in a small whimper and making her bottom lip tremble a little.
"Not gonna work." Yami looked away, back to the TV.
"Your mean Atem!" Senarius pouted and threw a pillow at him.
Yami caught it and placed it behind his head. "Thanks! I needed that!" he said, making her frown.
Yugi smiled at Yami and Senarius. Then his eyes grew wide when Senarius threw her 'Bits and Pieces' book at him.
"Ah! Math! IT BURNS!" Yami said playfully, making Yugi and Senarius laugh.
Yami smiled and looked at the clock. 'Senarius, you are lucky it is Saturday. Because it is time for bed." he said pointing to the clock on the TV.
"But Atem...!"
"No buts! Bed! Now." Yami said sternly.
Senarius pouted and shut her thick math book with a big 'thump'. "Fine." she murmured as she got up and stomped up the stairs, leaving her homework where it was for her to do the next day.
Yami sighed. "I feel weird telling Senarius what to do like that." Yami said with a frown.
Yugi blinked and patted Yami's stomach. "Your doing what is best for her, and in the future she will repay ya." he smiled. "Meanwhile we should be heading to bed to. It is late and I am tired. Not only that but I have work tomorrow." He got up and stretched.
Yami nodded. "Yes. And I need to work on that story I want to publish." he said with a small smile. "I hope I will be able to finish it soon."
Yugi went over to Yami and kissed his forehead. "I know you will ba able to. You have been working on it for a couple of weeks now."
Yami nodded and got up from the couch. "Care to join me tonight?" he asked with a smirk.
Yugi smirked back. "Depends. Are you going to flip me off the bed again?"
"Most likely."
"Okay. You're my new alarm clock then." Yugi patted Yami's head and Yami smiled a goofy smile.
"Hmm... does the 'alarm clock' get a kiss?"
Yugi smirked. "Of course!" he ran up the steps to Yami's bedroom, Yami fallowed.
Yugi bent down next to Yam's alarm clock and kissed it.
"I must be a bad boyfriend to be dumped for an alarm clock." Yami said with a playful frown.
Yugi grinned. "Hehe. Come here." Yami smiled and leaned over the bed. Yugi kissed him lightly on the lips and them pulled back with a smirk.
Yami frowned and glared at the alarm clock. "Your dead."
BE Dragon: I'm sorry it took so long and that it is ending here. I hope that I can finish chapter 3. I already started it. That is an up. I3
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