WARNING!!! this fic contains sexual hinting and bondage hinting, and is for a YAOI loveing audiance ONLY!!!

DICLAIMER: I fotgot 2 put this on the first chappy...I DONT OWN SO PLZ DONT SUE!!!

Naruto takes the SemeUke test:

"Oh, SemeUke (dot) com, why would Sasuke-teme take this quiz? Unless he thinks I'm not compatable with him! Oh no, I must take this quiz to prove we're ment to be together. Belive it!"

1)

Q: Do you enjoy licking things?

A: Only if I'm forced to.

2)

Q: Have you ever bought hair dye for yourself?

A: No, but I'd like to try it

3)

Q: Have you ever tied someone up?

A: Bondage... mmm.... *licks lips*

4)

Q: Have you ever been tied up?

A: It's the punishment I deserve.

5)

Q: What kind of shoes do you wear?

A: Tennis shoes

6)

Q: Would you feel guilty for taking advantage of someone?

A: I'm always being taken advantage of. *eyes well up with tears*

7)

Q: Your weapon of choice?

A: Whip, chains... do I have to choose just one?

8)

Q: Do you have any piercings?

A: It looks like it would hurt! *squirms

9)

Q: Alcohol?

A: Yes, I'm drunk right now, thank you.

10)

Q: What kind of vehicle do you drive?

A: Bicycle, which I use to run over innocent bystanders.

11)

Q: How do you eat your ice cream?

A: Let it melt and slowly lick it as it drips down the cone.

12)

Q: What gift would you give your partner?

A: Did I forget someone's birthday? *panics*

13)

Q: What's your ideal pet?

A: A German Shepherd, or something else big and badass

14)

Q: How do you order at a restaurant?

A: Spend twenty minutes changing my mind and generally screwing with the server's head.

15)

Q: The server brings you the wrong food. What do you do?

A: Call the server a freaking idiot, and then get drunk waiting for them to bring my right order, while my partner laughs their ass off.

16)

Q: You catch someone checking out your partner. You:

A: Smile, introduce yourself, and then slip out back to set their car on fire.

17)

Q: Your dream occupation

A: Private detective.

18)

Q: What's your favorite accessory?

A: Rope. Or handcuffs. Or maybe my whip. Whatever suits my mood today.

19)

Q: What costume would you wear to a masquerade?

A: Just another means of public humiliation...

20)

Q: What kind of music do you listen to?

A: Whatever my partner's listening to.

21)

Q: Do you usually find yourself on top or bottom?

A: *blinks with wide eyes and turns red*

Results:

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

A/N: HAZA THEY ARE COMPATIBLE!!! THERE THERE OH YA I'M RIGHT AGAIN, MHMM MHMM OH YA I'M RIGHT...sry I'm just not right all that often so when I am I get Uber Happy...but I'm a Dramatic Uke so it's expected of me...*sigh* but I'm not complaining about the single life...Mmmm I get the whole bed to myself, don't have to share the computer... Hell if my room only had a bathroom I'd never leave and just have food deliverd and put it in my mini-fridge. But unfortunatly I'm the dumbass who dosn't want to get a job so I'm stuck living with my mommy, who seems to see it fit to come into my room once every few days and make sure I'm still alive. ........I do belive this is the longest A/N I have ever written, so I'll stop boring you with this useless crap. Oh and TAKE MY DAMN POLL OR NO NEW CHAPTERS TO ANY OF MY FICS WILL BE PUT UP DAMMIT!!!