Disclaimer: I don't own the Twilight characters Stephanie Meyer does and I don't own Hercules either Disney does… I just combine the two in one story. I hope that you guys like it! I'm not going to put the whole movie here, I'm going to be deleting some parts and I also I'm going to play with different POV's so enjoy!
Edward's POV
"Edward, slow down!" said my dad Charlie as I run with the carriage, as we enter the country fair
Not intentionally, I hit some workers on the top of the gate
"Look out!" said Charlie as the workers fall
"Oops! S-s-sorry guys!" I said
"Hey, watch where you're going!" said one of the workers "Sunday driver!"
As I enter the middle of the square and stop, burring myself into the ground shoulders-deep
"Thanks, son. When old Penelope twisted her ankle back there, I thought we were done for" said Charlie
"No problem, Pop" I said as I pick the hay that was on the carriage
"Uh, don't-don't-don't unload just yet. First I have to finagle with Billy" said Charlie
"Okay" I said as I drop the hay on the cart which makes our horse, Penelope, fly up into the sky "Oops, sorry, Penelope!"
"Now, Edward, this time, please just" said Charlie
"I know, I know" I said while catching Penelope "Stay by the cart"
"That's my boy" said Charlie
I was staying by the cart, until I saw a man losing his balance with a big clay pot
"Oh, my goodness. Whoa!" said the man
As I got in time and catch the pot
"Careful!" I said
"Why thank you" said the man
"No problem" I said
The man looks at me and gets frightened
"Why, Hercules! It's you!" said the man
"Let me, let me help you with that" I said
"No, no, no, no, no, I got it." said the man as he almost falls under the giant pot "I'm fine, you just run along"
"Are you sure?" I said
"Oh, yes. Absolutely" said the man
He leaves me outside in the street and a freebee lands on my feet, so I pick it up and see three boys Mike, Tyler and Eric
"Yo! Give it here!" said Mike
"Hey, you need an extra guy?" I said
"Uh… sorry, Ed. We already got… five. And we want to keep it an even number" said Mike
"Hey, wait a second. Five isn't an even…" I said
"See ya, Ed" said Mike as he snatch the freebee from my hand
"What a geek!" said Tyler
"Destructor boy" said Eric
"Maybe we should call him `Edkules'" said Mike
I sat alone in the center of a square until the freebee appears above my head
"Heads up!" said Mike
"I-I got it!" I said
"No! Stop!" said Mike
As I hit the pillar, which starts falling, this isn't good
"Uh-oh… Oh no!... It's okay…" I said
I try to hold the pillar but I hit another pillar and it starts falling one by one, like domino, I see this and threw the pillar that I was holding, but it hits another standing pillar and another domino wave starts going around the square
"Hey! Whoa!" I said
"Son!" said Charlie
"Hang on, Pop! Be right back!" I said
As the two domino waves seem to be aiming at the shop with clay pots. This is just great!
"Oh my! Oh no! Don't! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" said the man
I see the last two pillars stop above the man's head as he sigh and relax. But I was still running to save him and what happens slip and slides fast towards him
"Watch out!" I said
And what happens I destroy everything!
"Nice catch, Edkules" said Mike
"Son" said Charlie
"This is the last straw, Charlie!" said the man
"That boy is a menace!" said another man
"He's too dangerous to be around normal people!" said another man
"He didn't mean any harm, he's just a kid. He-he just can't control his strength" said Charlie
"I am warning you. You keep that-that-that… freak away from here!" said the man
"Freak! Yeah, go away!" said Mike
I was on a grassy hillside, sitting alone when my dad sat beside me
"Son, you shouldn't let those things they said back there get to you" said Charlie
"But Pop, they're right. I-I am a freak. I try to fit in, I really do. I just can't. Sometimes.. I feel like, like I really don't belong here. Like I'm supposed to be… someplace else" I said
"Edward, son" said Charlie
"I know it doesn't make any sense" I said as I walk away and start singing
I have often dreamed of a far off place
Where a great, warm welcome will be waiting for me
Where the crowds will cheer when they see my face
And a voice keeps saying this is where I'm meant to be I
will find my way I can go the distance
I'll be there someday
If I can be strong
I know every mile
Will be worth my while
I would go most anywhere to feel like I belong.
While coming back home and see my parents in front of the house
"Edward, there's something your mother and I have been meaning to tell ya" said Charlie
~Mean while inside the house~
"But if you found me, then where did I come from? Why was I left here?" I said
"This was around your neck when we found you. It's the symbol of the gods" said Renée
"This is it! Don't you see? Maybe they have the answers! I'll go to the temple of Carlisle and… Ma, Pop, you're the greatest parents anyone could have, but… I-I got to know" I said
I waited until the next morning, and made my way to the Temple and sing on my way there
I am on my way
I can go the distance
I don't care how far
Somehow I'll be strong
I know every mile
Will be worth my while
I would go most everywhere to find where I belong.
I enter the Temple of Carlisle
"Oh mighty Carlisle, please, hear me and answer my prayer. I need to know: Who am I? Where do I belong?" I said
The wind starts blowing, and lightning hits the statue of Carlisle, flame ignites in braziers
"Huh?" I said as the statue of Carlisle comes to life
"My boy. My little Edward" said Carlisle as he reaches for me as I start running away, screaming "Hey, hey, hey, hold on kiddo! What's your hurry? After all these years is this a kind of hello to give your father?"
"Father?" I said
"Didn't know you had a famous father, did you? Surprise! Look how you've grown. Why you've got your mother's beautiful eyes... and my strong chin. Hah!" said Carlisle
" I-I don't understand. If you are my father, that would make me a…" I said
"A god" said Carlisle
"A god. A god!" I said
"Hey, you wanted answers, and by thunder, you're old enough to know the truth" said Carlisle
"But why did you leave me on earth? Didn't you want me?" I said
"Of course we did. Your mother and I loved you with all our hearts but someone
stole you from us and turned you mortal, and only gods can live on Mount Olympus" said Carlisle
"And you can't do a thing?" I said
"I can't, Hercules, but you can" said Carlisle
"R-really? W-what? I-I'll do anything" I said
"Edward, if you can prove yourself a true hero on Earth, your godhood will be restored!" said Carlisle
"A true hero. Great! Uh, exactly how do you become a true hero?" I said
"First, you must seek out Emmett, the trainer of heroes" said Carlisle
"Seek out Emmett. Right. I'll…" I said as I fall off Carlisle's palm "Whoa!"
"Whoa! Hold your horses! Which reminds me…" said Carlisle as he whistles and a Pegasus flies through an opening in the roof "Ha-ha! You probably don't remember Jasper but you two go way back, son"
"Oh my Gods! Edward!" said Jasper as he bonks foreheads with me
"Oh, Jasper!" I said
"He is a magnificent horse. With the brain of a bird" said Carlisle
"Hey! I'm right here you know!" said Jasper
"I'll find Emmett and become a true hero!" I said
"That's the spirit!" said Carlisle
"I won't let you down, father! Yee-haw!" I said "Come on, Jasper!"
"Good luck, son" said Carlisle
I flew away, on Jasper's back and started singing…
I will beat the odds
I can go the distance
I will face the world
Fearless, proud and strong
I will please the gods
I can go the distance
Till I find my hero's welcome right where I belong
As we arrived on the Isle of Emmett
"You sure this is the right place?" I said
"Yes we're, Ed" said Jasper
I saw three sees three nymphs laughing in the trees, then I saw a goat's behind sticking from the bushes
"What's the matter, little guy? You stuck?" I said
"Whoa! Hey, butt out, buddy!" said Emmett
"Ugh" I said
"Girls! Stop! Stop! Come back, come back, come back. Whoa, whoa…" said Emmett as the nymph he gets hold on turns into flowers "Oh, geez! Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
As another nymph turns into a tree
"Oh, nymphs! They can't keep their hands off me" said Emmett
"Hey!" said the nymph
"What's the matter? You never seen a satyr before?" said Emmett
"Uh… no. Can you help us? We're looking for someone called Emmett" I said
"Call me Em" said Emmett
"Em!" I said as I squeezes his hand
"Ow!" said Emmett
"Boy, am I glad to meet you! I'm Edward. This is Jasper" I said
"Hey man what's up?" said Jasper as he licks him come he's a horse for the God's sake
"Animals! Disgusting!" said Emmett
"I need your help. I want to become a hero. A true hero" I said
"Sorry, kid, can't help ya" said Emmett
"Wait!" I said as I pull the door, that Emmett closed before me and raises it in the air with one hand
"Whoo!" said Emmett
"Uh, sorry. Why not?" I said
"Two words: I am retired" said Emmett
I counted with my fingers the words and trust me they were more than two words
"Look, I got to do this. Haven't you ever had a dream, something you wanted so bad you'd do anything?" I said
"Kid, come inside, I want to show you something" said Emmett
I went inside and hit my head against some wooden mast
"Watch it! That was part of the mast of the Argo"
"The Argo?" I said
"Yeah. Who do you think taught Sam how to sail? Emily? I trained all those would-be heroes. Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. A lot of "yeuseus." And every single one of those bums let me down. Flatter then a discus. None of them could go the distance. And then there was Jacob. Now there was a guy who had it all - the build, the foot speed. He could jab, he could take a hit, he could keep on coming. But that furshlugginer heel of his! He barely gets nicked there once and - kaboom! He's history. Yeah, I had a dream once. I dreamed I was gonna train the greatest hero there ever was. So great the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars... All across the sky, and people would say, 'That's Emmett's boy'. That's right. Eh, but dreams are for rookies. A guy can only take so much disappointment" said Emmett
"But I am different than those other guys, Em! I can go the distance Come on, I'll show you" I said
"Geez, you don't give up, do ya?" said Emmett
"Watch this" I said as raise something big which look like a UFO and send it flying away
"Holy Esme... You know maybe if I-- No! Snap out of it! I am too old to get mixed up in this stuff again" said Emmett
"But if I don't become a true hero, I'll never be able to rejoin my father, Carlisle" I said
"Hold it! Carlisle is your father, right?" said Emmett
"Uh-huh" I said
" Carlisle! The big guy. He's your daddy! Mr. Lightning Bolts, read me a book, will ya… Dada? Carlisle!" said Emmett laughing and start imitating Carlisle "Once upon a time…"
"It's the truth!" I said
"Please!" said Emmett and started singing…
So you wanna be a hero, kid, well, whoop-de-do
I have been around the block before with blockheads just like you
Each and every one was disappointment Pain for which there ain't no ointment
So much for excuses
Though a kid of Carlisle is
Asking me to jump into the fray
My answer is two words
As a lightning hits Emmet
"Okay" said Emmett
"You mean you'll do it?" I said
"You win" said Emmett
"You won't be sorry, Em" I said
"Oh, gods!" said Emmett
"So when do we start? Can we start now?" I said
"Oy, okay" said Emmett
Emmett starts singing again...
I'd given up hope that someone would come along
A fella who'd ring the bell for once not the gong
The kind who wins trophies
Won't settle for low fees
At least semi-pro fees
But no, I get the greenhorn!
I've been out to pasture, pal, my ambition gone
Content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn
But you need an advisor
A satyr, but wiser
A good merchandiser and-- whoa!
There goes my ulcer!
I'm down to one last hope and I hope it's you
Though, kid, you're not exactly a dream come true
I trained enough turkeys
Who never came through
You're my only last hope
So you'll have to do
"Rule #6: When rescuing a damsel, always handle with care" said Emmett as I fall in to the water "No!"
"Rule #95, kid: Concentrate!" said Emmett as I threw the daggers and almost hit him "Rule #96: Aim!"
Emmett continues to sing…
Demigods have faced the odds and ended up a mockery
Don't believe in the stories that you read on all the crockery
To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art
Like painting a masterpiece it's a work of heart
It takes more than sinew
Comes down to what's in you
You have to continue To grow!
"Now that's more like it!" said Emmett as I grew into an adult, seriously how many years have I been here?
Emmett continues to sing…
I'm down to one last shot and my last high note
Before that blasted underworld gets my goat
My dreams are on you, kid
Go make 'em come true Climb that uphill slope
Keep pushing that envelope
You're my one last hope
And, kids, it's up to you Yeah!
"Did you see that? Next stop, Olympus" I said
"All right, just take it easy, champ" said Emmet
"I am ready, I want to get off this island. I want to see battles and monsters! Rescue some damsels.. You know, heroic stuff" I said
"Come on Em! Edward is ready" said Jasper
"Well…" said Emmett
"Aw, come on, Em!" I said
"Well, okay, okay. You want a road test? Saddle up, kid. We're going to Thebes!" said Emmett
"Yahoo!" I said as we hop into Jasper's back
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