A-cat-suki

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"Ugh…my head…"

"Who's that?"

"Why's it so dark, yeah?"

"What did Sir Leader do?"

"I feel funny…"

A sudden bright light from above made seven little sets of eyes squint in pain.

"Some one turn that blasted light off!" Kakuzu snapped.

"Quit yelling, yeah! Geez, why do I feel so…so…"

"Fuzzy?" Kisame said, blinking rapidly to clear his vision. A scream made them all jump, "What? What is-"

"What has he done!?" Zetsu's dark side screeched, "Of all the punishments! How could he? AAAAAAAAAAAUUUG!!!"

"Look guys!" Tobi came bounding out of nowhere and landed on Hidans head, "We're cute little kitties!"

A moment of unbelieving silence…then…

"WHAT?! NO!"

"I CANT BE CUTE! I'M A KILLER! RAWR!"

"why did he make us so damn fluffy?"

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Sakura looked down into the box, unsure of what to do. Five of the kittens where making odd screaming sounds and running around in the box while one was curled up in a corner and the other one was looking up at her curiously.

She picked up the one that was staring at her and grinned, "Aw…what a little cutie!" it looked like the runt of the litter, with soft black fur, odd orange paws and a swirl pattern on its face.

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"Zetsu-san! Zetsu-san!" Tobi said, squirming with joy, "This girl thinks I'm cute! Tobi is a cute good boy!"

This caused the others to stop and look up, "What the…Leader-sama left us with a girl, yeah?"

"This is terrible…" Hidan sobbed, "My religion condemns cute, fluffy things…"

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Sakura sat the smallest kitten down and reached in, pulling out the other black one. Its fur was a bit longer and it starred at her with creepy red eyes, "eep…you remind me of Sasuke's brother…scary lil' thing, aren't cha?" she sat it down next to the other one and pulled out the next small fluff ball.

She held up the golden blond kitten and smiled, "aw…you remind me of Ino…you two have the same hair!" but not eyes she noted, looking at the cats green blue eyes. Setting him down, she drew out the biggest of the group.

This one had dark blue fur that stuck out at funny angles. It watched her with unblinking black eyes, tail twitching slightly, "Hm…that guy was right…you are pretty odd cats." The kitten bared sharp white teeth at her and she set him down, "None of that now!" she scolded.

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"Itachi-san what should we do?" Kisame asked as soon as the girl set him down.

The oldest Uchiha was silent for a moment, watching as the pink haired girl plucked Hidan from the box, "This is our punishment for failing Leader-sama. There is nothing we can do but wait for him to forgive us and change us back."

"Stop calling me cute, wench!" the silver kitten with violet eyes screeched as she set it down with the others, "Itachi we have to get out of here!"

"Silence. I just said there is nothing we can do." Itachi sat calmly, his little back tail wrapped around his paws, "This jutsu is beyond even me."

"Hey!" Tobi stopped attacking the girls shoelace for a moment, "This is like a vacation! Woo hoo! Sir Leader gave us some time off!"

The others sweatdropped.

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Sakura looked down at the kittens and grinned. It was like they were having a meeting or something, "You guys are weird." She said, reaching down and tickling the blue ones chin. It looked up at her blankly and a little confused.

"Only two left…" Sakura plucked out what had to be the strangest of the group. It was perfectly split down the middle with black on one side and white on the other. It stared at her with unnerving yellow eyes before meowing loudly.

"What's wrong little guy?"

It meowed again a bit louder.

"Hmm…Maybe you're hungry or something…" She set him down with the others and scooped the last kitty out. This one had very dark fur that almost seemed purple if you looked at it the right way. (AN: Kakuzu's hair color is not giving so I made that up) It had scary white-on-black eyes instead of the usual black-on-white, "Such a creepy bunch…"

Standing up, Sakura dusted her hands off her pants and looked down at the six little kittens staring up at her, "Wait…six?" she counted again, "Oh no! Ones missing!" after a brief panicked search, the girl found the smallest kitten trying to scale her couch.

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"Wheeeeee!" Tobi squealed as the girl with pink hair snatched him off the couch, "You guys have to try this!"

"Baka…" Hidan mumbled.

"Actually…" Diedara scrunched up his muzzle, looking thoughtful, "I think he's right, yeah. There's nothing we can do so why not enjoy getting taken care of for a while, yeah?"

"You might have a point there." Kisame said, stretching, "Free food, good care, no missions…and yeah there is nothing we can do about it."

Kakuzu nodded and Itachi just sat quietly, "Fine. Then we shall stay and pretend to be 'innocent' kittens." Zetsu's white side said smoothly.

"Fine…if you put it that way." Hidan sighed, "I guess this isn't so bad. It could be worse."

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"Here kitties! C'mon!" Sakura called, tucking the small black kitten into the crook of her arm, "I've got some food for you!"

The first to come trotting into the kitchen was the black and white one, "Ah so you were hungry!" Sakura grinned down at it and placed a small plate of canned fish in front of him. It looked at the food then up at her.

"What? I thought cats liked fish!" Sighing Sakura sat on the counter, "I don't have any cat food with me…I'll have to buy some." Next came the other black one, the yellow one and the blue one. They took one look at the food and seemed to get angry. The blue one even swatted at the yellow one.

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"Maybe cat foods not so bad, yeah?" Diedara said nervously as Kisame brought his paw up again.

"Uhg! Why did I listen to you?" the shark man growled, "Now we have to eat gunk from a can!"

"It has to be better than what we normally eat." Hidan said, walking in next to his partner, "Maybe this girl isn't a cheapskate like some people I know."

"Hey!" Kakuzu looked indignant, "I only buy the cheap stuff because we need to save out money for better things…like weapons."

"And hospital trips for food poisoning?" Zetsu's dark side snapped, "I've eaten better people than the crap you buy."

"Yeah, you poisoned Itachi-san twice!" Kisame looked a bit amused by this but tried not to show it, "And that time with Diedara…"

The blond man shuttered, "Don't even bring that up, yeah…I still get cramps and a fever just thinking about it…"

Kakuzu grumbled something about rude ungrateful bastards and slunk off to a corner of the kitchen to sulk.

"This fish is good." Zetsu's white side commented, taking another mouthful.

"Well don't eat it all!" Kisame said.

"We're hungry too, yeah."

So all but Tobi and Kakuzu crowded around the plate.

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Sakura laughed at the way her charges were snarfing down the food, "Hm…that man never said if you guys had names of not…" She held up the little black and orange one, "So I guess that mean I get to name you!"

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