Sooo…I'm back with another chapter

Sooo…I'm back with another chapter. I'm having fun writing this!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach

A/N: Wheeee. I really don't know why I keep on calling Ken-chan captain. It just doesn't make sense for me to call him anything else until Kaiia finds out his name.

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"Where's the food, taichou-sama?" Kaiia asked the captain, looking way, way up at him.

"What food?"

"The free food you said I'd get when I came here."

"I said that?"

"Bas-tard!" Kaiia turned and got ready to kick him when a small whimper by her side brought her attention to the fox cowering at her feet. He was used to high reiatsu levels but not for a long time.

"Oh, sorry Kage. Poor thing." She quickly constructed a small shield around him and laughed as he rose and shook himself out much like a dog coming out from the water.

"How do you know how to do that, brat?" The captain gave her a weird look.

"Hn? Oh, I figured out a couple of things when I was getting to grips with my reiatsu." He nodded, losing interest as a small pink and black blob shunpoed towards them.

"KEN-CHAN!!" The blob barrelled into the captain's chest and then swung itself onto his back.

"Yachiru." It wasn't a greeting, it was a statement.

"Who's this, Ken-chan? Does Ken-chan have a girlfriend? Oooh! WAH! Ken-chan your girlfriend is having a fit! HELP! HELP! RETSU-CHAN!!"

"Yachiru…" the captain growled. "Stop laughing brat, it isn't funny!" Kaiia's fit was in fact her falling over laughing at the little vice-captain's antics and the fact that she was calling the scary captain "Ken-chan"

"You asked for me, Yachiru-fukutaichou?" The gentle 4th Division captain asked.

"Yep! Ken-chan's girlfriend is having a fit!"

"Girlfriend…" Kaiia had finally noticed what Yachiru was calling her.

"This brat isn't my girlfriend. I'm taking her to the academy, got it?" The look the captain shot Retsu would have boiled an egg. Lucky she was tougher than that.

"If you say so, Captain. Would you mind if I accompanied you to the academy? I have some business over there."

"Do what you want." The captain sighed. It was as if the world had a plan against him. Come to think of it, maybe it did.

"Oi! Zaraki! I have a bone to pick with you!" The group turned to face a furious little Chinese captain.

"What Soi-fon?" The captain groaned. Why oh why of all days did she have to pick today to come up to him?

"Don't what me! You know very well exactly what! Half of my division are in hospital thanks to that party you threw yesterday and none of them ever want to go near you again. You owe me compensation." It was a good thing she was so short. That way if he looked annoyed it could be taken as annoyance at the pain in his neck (no pun intended).

"They chose to participate. It's not my fault they're a bunch of cowards. Now, I'm going to the academy so you wait until I'm ready to talk." The captain pushed past the captains. "Come on, brat."

"The name's Kaiia taichou-sama!"

"And mine's Zaraki Kenpachi. What's the deal?" Kenpachi turned to face her.

"Ugh, you're annoying Zaraki!" He grinned.

"You got a problem with that?"

"Come now, Zaraki. Don't go picking fights with beautiful women. Never fear, maiden. I, Kyoraku Shunsui shall save you!" That being said the man in the gaudy pink haori then stepped back and smiled at her, not doing anything to defend her at all. Not that she wanted to. Kaiia glared at him.

"Sorry, Kyoraku-kun, but I have better things to do then be saved by a drunk captain." His face took on mock hurt.

"How cruel she is to me! Nanao-chan! I need your warmth beside me lest my poor heart break from the pain she gives me." He clutched his heart and turned to face a dark-haired woman wearing glasses next to him. She re-adjusted them.

"I think you'll survive sir."

"Can I please just go to the academy?"

"Not until I greet my fellow shiro-chan. Hello, I'm Ukitaki Ju-" the man suddenly broke of coughing.

"Shiro-chan?" Kaiia asked, confused.

"You both have white hair. It's a thing he does." Kyoraku said with a smile.

"Is that kid over there a shiro-chan as well?" Kaiia asked innocently. The "kid" suddenly developed a twitch in his eyebrow.

"What did you just call me?"

"Shiro-chan?" Kaiia said, her head tipped to one side. The kid was just soooo cute! She was resisting the urge to pick him up and squeeze the air out of him.

"I'M NOT A KID!" he yelled. "TREAT A CAPTAIN WITH MORE RESPECT!"

"Why? I'm not a shinigami yet." The kid glared at her.

"Because," he said, the temperature starting to lower drastically, "If you don't I will make you into a personalised ice-cube."

"Come now Captain. Don't be so mean to the poor girl! I'm sure she's new around here. Aren't you?" The busty woman next to the little captain was over-whelming in her energy at least.

"I'm Kaiia. Why's shiro-chan so pissy?" The woman blanched at the question.

"Uhhh, he has a thing about being called a kid."

"I noticed."

"Can we please get going?" Zaraki asked, trying not to attack everyone in range. He was on good behaviour until the end of the day because of the party he'd thrown yesterday. Well, he called it a party. The others called it Zaraki standing in an arena and having every shinigami in Soul Society attack him until he either ran out of opponents or fell. Needless to say he'd run out of opponents. He was even saying please.

"No. I want to see who's the cause of this reiatsu." One of the most handsome men Kaiia had ever seen walked forward and looked her up and down.

"Gutter scum. Why is she here?" This guy pissed her off, she decided.

"Because I was promised free food, pretty boy. Why're you here?" Then she gulped. The guy in front of her was scary looking when he was angry.

"Because he wants to fight. Right, Kuchiki-taichou?" Zaraki started to unsheathe his sword before Kuchiki gave him a look that would freeze Hitsugaya.

"I'll be going now."

"Why is everyone gathered here like this? Is it an impromptu captain's meeting?" Kaiia blinked twice before she believed her eyes. It was a massive fox standing right in front of her. A whine brought her attention to Kage by her side. She grinned.

"Hey look, Kage. It's onii-sama, ne?" The big fox looked down at her and resisted the urge to attack.

"That's Komamura-taichou to you, brat."

"Why does everybody call me a brat?"

"Because you are one."

"Way to talk, shiro-chan."

"How much room is there in our freezer, Matsumoto?"

"I'll shut up now…" Then Zaraki snapped. Every captain in Soul Society except Yamamoto and Mayuri was there. He was getting pissed.

"Everyone shut up and I'll take the brat to the academy then I'm going to go smash something." He glared at everyone before walking off.

"An interesting specimen. I haven't seen a foreigner with a reiatsu as big as yours in Soul Society before. I don't suppose you're adverse to laboratories are you, brat?" That creepy voice could only belong to one person.

"Mayuri-taichou." Soi-fon stated.

"What?"

"Don't touch the brat, Mayuri. She's with me. We're going to the academy."

"Yeah, Kuro-chan. Don't touch Ken-chan's girlfriend." Yachiru had to take that moment to stick her head back over Zaraki's shoulder.

"I'm not his girlfriend! And I'm not going with you! I'm going to the academy and I'm getting free food."

"Who has free food?" Matsumoto asked, her eyes gleaming.

"No one!" Zaraki said irritably.

"'Cept maybe Yama-jii." Kyoraku stated calmly. "here he is. Let's go ask him."

Zaraki groaned. Was he ever going to get back to his training room.

"What is this, captains? Why are you all assembled here?"

"You see, Yamamoto so-taichou…" Soi-fon quieted as he looked at her.

"That was a rhetorical question. I assume it's the fault of this girl here?" They nodded. "And who is she?"

"I'm Kaiia, sir. Do you know the way to the academy? None of these people seem like they're going to take me there anytime soon and I'm tired." Kaiia picked up a strand of white hair and twisted it on her finger.

"Come, child. I'll take you there and get you registered."

"But so-taichou such favouritism on her first day…" Again, Soi-fon trailed off when he turned his gaze on her.

"Someone has to take her." Somehow all the taichous ended up following them.

And that's how Kaiia managed to get to the gates of the shinigami academy with a full captain guard. It's also how she managed to get almost shinigami recruits envy, jealousy and hatred without even saying anything to them.

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Wooh, second chapter out the same day-I must be working hard, ne? Please point out any OOCness so I can try and fix it up. Also, please point out any errors concerning terms or names as I continue with the story. Thank you, Banana Skittle. Now R&R my minions!