I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh.
Yugi and Yami both woke up to a loud knock on the door.
"YUGI OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!"
Yugi opened the door to the the most sluttiest mcslutslut he had ever seen in his life...Tea.
"Ohai" Yugi said to the creature.
"Like my outfit?" The monster yelled in a deafening screech of hoe.
"Yeeaahh...sure" Yugi said
"Kay, wanna go to the movies with me Tristan and Joey?" She said.
"Uhh sure, Which one?" Yugi asked.
"Land of the lost" The bag of hoe said.
"Alright I'll go wake up Yami." Yugi said.
Yugi walked into his room to wake up Atem-
"Yami...Yami...YAMI GET UP!" Yugi poked him.
Yami yelped when Yugi woke him up.
"What!" Yami yelled.
"WE'RE GONNA GO SEE A MOVIE WITH THE GANG!" Yugi yelled.
"NOW THEY ARE SCOOBY DOO?" Yami laughed.
"Oh shut up and get dressed." Yugi said.
As Yugi was getting dressed Yami eyed him up and down.
"Need something?" Yugi laughed.
"Your butt" Yami said.
They got dressed and walked out the door with the creature to see Tristan and Joey waiting outside for them.
"Hey Yug.." Joey asked while poking Yugi.
"Yes Joey what is it?" Yugi asked in a bitchy tone pissed off he was poked HARD!
"..How the hell do you manage your hair?..and were you born like that?" Joey asked.
"...Like you manage hair?...And yes I was born with it..I have no idea how." Yugi said.
-In the movie theater-
"I bet the people sitting behind you guys are gonna be all like "FML" (Probably..I know I would)" Tristan smirked.
"Well eff them" Yugi said.
-After the movie-
"That was funny!" Yami said.
"I know, right?" Joey laughed.
"I almost peed myself when he poured dino pee on himself!" Yugi said.
"So what do you want to do now?" Yugi asked.
"Hmm..we could go to the park and just talk" Tea said.
"Sure sounds fun" Joey said.
At the park they ran into Bakura and Ryou making out on a bench.
"Hey look two kitties...wait a minute" Joey said dumbly as always.
They all laughed making Bakura and Ryou noticed them.
"Great the nerd herd" Bakura said.
"Does Yugi have a kid?" Ryou asked.
"Probably." Bakura smirked. -IN THE WORLD MALES CAN GET PREGGO!"- (if only if only..)
"Hey kittens whats up?" Joey yelled to them.
"HEY FUCK OFF PUPPY!" Bakura yelled showing fangs. He has them in the anime anyways.
Tristan made a hissing noise to taunt Bakura..it worked.
"I WILL FUCK YOU UP!" Bakura yelled to them standing up.
"Don't make me bark you up a tree kitty!" Joey laughed.
"..Really guys?" Yugi said pissed off.
Bakura charged at Tristan and Joey.
"Aww the kitty is in denial?" Tristan laughed only to get knocked to the ground.
They tackled for about 30 mins before-
"You guys are all stupid..come on Ya-Max lets go." With that Yugi and Yami walked away.
Once they were home Yami went to go lay on the couch with Yugi and watch TV.
They were watching "Sex Decoy Love Stings" when they heard "MY LIP GLOSS IS POPPIN MY
LIP GLOSS IS COOL ALL THE BOYS KEEP JACKIN THEY CHASE ME AT THE SCHOOL!" "Hello?"
Yugi answerd his cell phone while watching Yami laugh so hard it was hard to breathe.
"...Are you alone?" a cracked voice said.
"No." Yugi said
"I'm going to kill you all" The voice said.
"Can't wait that sounds kinky." Yugi messed back.
"I'm watching you" The voice said evily..if thats a word.
"What am I doing fine sir?" Yugi said flicking off the whole room.
"I seee you!" The voice said.
"So what are you wearing cutie?" Yugi asked laughing.
"Okay you win" The voice said.
"I know I do." Yugi said with a smirk hanging up the phone.
"Who was that?" Yami asked.
"Some stupid prank caller." Yugi laughed.
MY LIP GLOSS IS POPPIN MY LIP GLOSS IS COOL ALL THE-"Hello?" Yugi said into his cell.
"NEVA GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVA GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVA GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!" He heard blasting into the phone.
"...Nice." Yugi said Realizing he had just gotten Rick Roll'd.
Yami yawned hugging Yugi.
"You tired?" Yugi asked.
"Mhm." Yami said sleepily.
Yugi carried Yami to his room to go to sleep.
Yugi put Yami to bed and went to check his email..his background made him jump at least 6 feet in the air.
"AAAAHHHH!" Yugi yelled out hearing Yami laugh.
"DAMNIT YAMI WHY?" Yugi said looking at a Yaoi pic.
"I found it on the internet!" Yami yelled.
"I NOTICED!" Yugi yelled. "Man now it's in my search history!"
"Whatever I'm going back to sleep!" Yami yelled.
"I'm coming." Yugi said getting into bed with Yami.
"Night" Yami said to Yugi "Night" Yugi said back.
Did you like it? xD It is like 4am and i'm really bored! Sorry about my spelling mistakes, if there are any.
